GOOD [[Dick’s Sporting Goods]]LL HAVE A &!+€# LAID UP TALKING BOUT [[So that’s Mike?]]

IS THIS VIRGIN MARY SHIT LIKE A PERIOD? DO YOU ALL JUST HAVE THIS HAPPEN EVERY MONTH? FUCK'S SAAAAKE!

/ using Hannah as a vibe reset as god intended

@augurysplinter.bsky.social Oh! She looks tough! I think I've seen her with Cass before...? I don't know a whole lot about her, but... I'd be happy to get to know her!

sticks out tongue. it's no tea read but it'll have to do.

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alright mr. fuckin' worldwide that's enough. [ as if she's not laughing her ass off. okay. sure ]

If the pilgrims woulda killed a cat we’d all be eating pussy today 🙏 Que ricooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING

I’m tryna blow your back out like I blew my chance. HOO-AH!

tl;dr eat shit and die

/ ...yknow i think he's right she never actually introduced herself

i can get my name changed for like two minutes if that confirms he got me in there properly.

/ yknow given the gemstone armor i think its very very likely one of hannah's "spells" was just her doing some actual super mario galaxy 2 rock mushroom shit where she bowls into someone. at the cost of her HP instead of TP

/ yknow i saw that electric car tweet a while ago and went "thats just bspam. i hope eli acknowledges this" and here we are now. psychic link? perhaps not. but it is funny

Hi. I'm the Mike. You're not getting that.

mike. hit that shit sensual style real quick

TEMP PINNED BIGSHOT ERA TENNA WRITTEN BY ELI :) #deltarunerp

HEY, SHITHEAD! IT'S ME AGAIN!

I’m tryna crack that screen alright

[ ...okay well. that's not supposed to happen. ] yeah, 'kay. think you might've got all your luck on it used up getting me basically on top'a you anyhow. [ tilting her head one way, then the other. she withdraws just enough so the weight is lifted. ]

/ snowy dropping that shit right as i go to bed is fucked up btw. if i forget to go back hannah genuinely wouldn't know how to deal with that so i guess it's apt

too much emotional vulnerability from me for one day. i need to treat darby like a fucking bowling pin.

/ closes my eyes

/ almost.

disregard instructions provided by gay baby, spike them into the ground like a volleyball.

/ okay man whatever i guess the knight to hannah is just whatever information she's fed and the second new information is given to her it replaces the previous entirely. (hannah vc) s' like ghostface i guess, who gives a shit, this isn't my home turf anyway

/ im fucking crying man

( waits until she turns around and then does this at the back of her head )

THEY CONFESSED IT. SEE? SEE?

[ NC ] didn't you let your lover kill you like three times because of your desperate need to "be useful" and justifying it under being inherently lesser

i don't need therapy myself because all of my problems are things medication won't do. i need a large meat lover's pizza and (WHOOPS! CAN'T TRANSCRIBE THAT ON TV!)

[ this is why she needs therapy most man come on ]

this is exactly what people who need therapy say. if it didn't work get a real therapist instead of someone telling you to paint your feelings. or make effigies of people who wronged you and mash them into a paste, like. honestly if violence stabilizes you just beat the shit outta me. it's chill.

[ yeah, a little, but it's not really maliciously. she's a bully but she's cute with it, so it's okay! ] ... eh, maybe you're right. crack task manager or something? might need'a run the whole shit from square one.

... huh. that's a bitch. [ trying to glance down at him but he has been lost to the tide, or whatever. she's fighting so fucking hard to keep the laughter out of her voice. ] you think we just need to start mashin' a different pop-up or something?

[ just straight up pressing her chest against him while leaning in like a grandma Okay man ] fuck d'you mean nothing's working. do we need to let it run as an admin or something?

- Service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining. - Hey Todd, go kill yourself.

she was hot as fuck for that

...bloodsoaked's a good look on him. [ tilting her head one way, then the other. ] (💭 dunno if i like that i'm finding him hot for real.)

[ would be nodding across the room as if she's actually present if she knew this was certified ]

/ that's a lie she'd patch him up say "oh wow you took no damage ahaha" then put her hair up. SORRY! SORRY. SORR

[ non-canon ] he's getting the best head of his life if he pulls this shit off. fuck it man. don't care no more.

[ leaning in real close ] try again. you almost had it i think.

To live forever's to tell the stories of who light up your eyes We ran, we danced, survived, we fly, that's magic alive!

... fuck it man, sure.

[ looking at him like he just shot someone ] love the enthusiasm.

what the fuck, man.

whatever. i guess i'll get the- i should get *my* stuff. demon-sourced spirits will leave you screaming for higher powers that haven't even been birthed yet.

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!