I'M GONNA RIP YOUR GUT OUT AND FEEL ME SOME BOOBS!

suck that fucker to death, c'mon now.

/ DUDE THE FUCKING MASKED DEDEDE IN THIS? HUH? HUH!??? (POSITIVE)

How I’m moving with these gay little dice

next they're gonna tell me i look like a lizard. nothing against lizards but come the fffFUCK on the horns mean nothing to you?

eating rocks is kinda like cannibalism to a girl like me. i dunno how you all manage...

/ i think its really funny how confident the kirby response was when it was about jigglypuff.

Lol! So true, busty! I mean... breastie. I mean. Fuck.

... aw, man, he's lost it.

/ sorry for bullying bspam on the quotebot i think it's really funny.

[ <-- the snowman ]

[ thinking about it. humming. ] ... i think i'd make a great komodo dragon.

temp pin.

You want me? Fuckin', well, come and find me. I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches, and nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. You want me? Well, come on and break the door down.

TEMP PINNED POST-BUNKER DESS AU WRITTEN BY ELI #deltarunerp

i'm ebbin' on their nezer til they scrooge all year, baby.

There's more "fantasy and fun" where I come from.

that five year old scary as hell. do i gotta wear the mask or is it a vent reset

/ OKAY MAN

( lustfully, ) There’s something so deeply wrong with you.

if you can't teach a kid to gamble teach 'em how to fight. i taught a duckling how to wield a sword once.

fwoowoowoo ting ting ting ting ting ting

i'm pretty sure that isn't gay, it's just knowing you're hot shit or whatever. maybe a lil' egocentric, but unless he's straight up fucking another dude or making out crazy style i think it's nebulous.

temp pin.

/ what the fuck even ever

temp pinned. written by punk. we're in this shit.

/ fuck it maybe i should set that up at some point. my weird old man #myweirdoldman

hey be nice if shes wanta act like a baby thats ok👍🏾🏳️‍🌈sory i dont know why gay is there

/ that marcille tantrum gif is so fucking good. we love you marcille donato

btfo'd by an infant that's what's up

what kind of a name is wrongprincess anyway. the princess is always right.

[ struggling really hard not to laugh ]

THE TIRAMISU FANDOM IS DYING REPOST IF YOU LOVE LADYFINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH

[ perking up like a dog. white boy wednesday? is it true? ]

[ dumping salt into ice water. this might be the move... ]

/ jaw dropped to the floor OHHH its heavenly

( @augurysplinter.bsky.social )

( goes quiet immediately like this )

... li'l cold for sunday. drat.

/ what do you mean life is strange max is white

[ arms very visibly smoldering ] this decor's pretty great actually no wonder people try to drag people into churches kicking and screaming

Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for 8 minutes. Woke up in Geneva... oh, man, I did it again.

[ pumping her fist (someone liked the fgc joke). victory for hannah forever. ]

/ she thinks she's so damn funny and for what

oh yeah i've been to a cock field before. i think they call them "fgc meetups" though

/ i did only make the handle to mirror dr!cass but considering gerson was breaking prophecy panels and shit i definitely think hannah woulda been doing the same.

smokin' the shit that made the world cyber