There's more "fantasy and fun" where I come from.

/ scrolled by this too quick thought she either had or was mauling the eggman mustache

/ it should be man its not fair ITS NOT FAIsorry something evil was escaping me

If you ain't fat, you ain't nothin'!

kids in this climate? don't even joke. i could never. ... could make a decent babysitter if you're in a pinch. i can be a good influence. (...sometimes.)

// genuinely how spamton is moving around eliza, queen, tenna, nulltat, hannah, cass, etc

That's right! I'm smart, and I'm slutty!

[ Falling face down on the floor ] [ Weak dry ass cough ] ttTenna is Ga y

[ ...biting back a follow-up comment hard enough she's causing her lip to bleed. ]

look, man, my dad lived through the 70's and i have the pics to know what it was like. calling it fruity isn't derogatory. i just think he'd have a similar fit if he was workin' nights, too.

can she bite me next

I can't believe your tits are one polygon!

#DELTARUNERP • #DRRP

i am kinda bitchy. my fashion sense has nothing to do with it.

/ just sending straight bullshit out on my hannah accounts this is what i fucking fight for

bras under the suit are normal don't even trip man

okay. okay-okay-okay. i think i know what i'm gonna do. i got two weeks to make the best fucking sweets i've ever made. i'm gonna get grey hair or whatever 'cuz of it but it'll make me look more like a milf. so it's okay. the cause is just. [ deep breath. ] The Cause Is Just.

dude EVERYONE is talking. that's scary. what actually woke everyone up anyway? ...is the festival 'round here actually that good??

people are always telling you they'll shoot you over their fat bitch. man, i'm a fat bitch myself, i'll shoot you for free. ... ... men owe me 10G.

/people/ person, i dunno. person person, i think i could do. crowds still fuckin' freak me out. [ ...she hums. ] can i still do the decor? i had, like, a whole thing ready, 'n i don't wanna like. stomp on your whole deal.

... i mean, shit, if i'm not stealing your audience...

mhm! [ puffing out her chest and snickering. ] 'sides, it's just candy and stuff, i think it'd be okay.

... well you're right! i probably could've got one but i just didn't bother. thought it'd attract a crowd more my style.

you think i got a permit?

oh shit. wait. festival. FUCK. i gotta get a stand ready.

two more weeks of hibernation... fuck my life.

/ i'm learning about this poster for the first time. they're really something else

the haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with their mouth dry, from no milk! well i will feed your loser ass, because i love you.

/ ogh fuck its 3am okaaaaay stop the car i can walk home

i don't know any chinese. i can write down a platitude and a couple numbers on paper if you want but i'm not willing to debase myself further.

Don't get too comfortable, my guy.

[ NC ] must feel good as fuck to get your insides played with. too bad i'm just rocks in the shape of a woman. we were so close to world peace.

that all said. if it gets any hotter i'm gonna start freakin' the fuck out. do you understand how miserable it is to wring a tank top out.

[ Opens his mouth and plays the opening to "Fat Bottomed Girls" ]

i fuck with that remote. th- [ glancing at recruit info ] they always keep it real.

I'm into fat bitches

- May I ask something? - Go ahead. - Why are you always looking at the stars? - Why am I always looking at the stars? ...Well, I like them, I guess. - May I ask something else? - You may. - Why do you like the stars? - Haha... that's a good question.

( ...makes two of us. bluh. )

I can't believe your tits are one polygon!

they keep trying this one on me.

Lol! So true, busty! I mean... breastie. I mean. Fuck.

... sorry, moment of weakness. back to the coma.

Fuck it. I ate the opp.

──── AIR CHECK!!! ⋆✰ ⩇⩇: ⩇⩇ ✰⋆       . . . NO . . . ▶︎ • ၊၊||၊|။|||| | . . . MIKE CHECK!!! ˎˊ˗ ———————— 🎰🎰🎰 ———————— — AU BATTAT, PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎰 [ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]

All's fair in love and war... and you picked war, so here I am.

//please help my friends out if you can, or just share. either way'll help! gofund.me/c37f04a76

Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?

/ spam youre scarin the hoes a little with that one brother