/ i did only make the handle to mirror dr!cass but considering gerson was breaking prophecy panels and shit i definitely think hannah woulda been doing the same.

smokin' the shit that made the world cyber

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aw, c'moooon. you're makin' it too easy now, doin' all that. [ she can't help but snicker. ] but i get it. it's hard to put up a fight against a pretty lady. the sooner you stand down, though, the better off the both of us'll be...

ah...? but- [ she makes a frame with her fingers and "zooms in" on battat. ] this verdant hue! your sweet-sour mystique... ohoho... mi pequeño dada, i believe you already have.

oh, shit, the dojo got rebranded. ... divorce dojo??? come on, man.

pshh, yeah, okay. you can just say my charm has left you spellbound... it's only natural~ [ girl what charm. flicking her hair out of her face anyway. ]

I'm so violent and sick in the head I can't tell if I wanna kill my opps or fuck em I'm really about this shit man

whoa, hey, don't get your pips in a pretzel, it's not that serious. [ snickering softly. meanie... ] i just didn't know pet names did it for you like that, s' all. s' cute.

... [ tilting her head and smirking. ] s' that all it takes?

whatever you say, baby. [ mock salute ]

... ... ... i can't fix him but i think i can make this work.

... actually. wait. i do kinda have standards. is he seriously always like that.

nahhhh you don't get it. i'm a different kinda freak. there's no shot.

yeah, man, he's even hotter

he's literally hot hop off of ramb

HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH!

THEY USED TO CALL ME [Sweatshirt] GAVE THE WHOLE [Crewneck]

if he gets outta there off the promise of a dick appointment i think i might actually have to give it to him. light a fuckin' bomb and knock out the foundation, or something. worked for my dad when he was a prisoner of war. [ a beat. trying to decide if she should clarify she's joking ]

... lusting is a harsh word. but.

I gotta get out of here, man. There’s a Pretty Young Thang lusting for me out there

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this man can't be fixed. i can fuck him though. maybe that'll calm him down.

holy father damned be thy name can you double this illness and pass it on to someone i don't like

the second that shit ticks over though you're fucked. you're gonna feel like you're operating at 30% efficiency and you're gonna wish you were never born. [ cold compress on her head as she says this. ...maybe she's learned this a little too recently. ]

five second rule is stretched to five hours if it's candy

OOC : // Kind of a milf.

( alone in his room hitting this one )

/ pigeon is such a cute name for the kid actually. that said if i shorten it to pidge in my head i start experiencing the vapors

/ she's so fucking funny. for what purpose

kind of a milf. reskeet

you reckon if i put up a flyer for "party member with benefits" someone would take that for real? i'm dope in a fight.

fuck am i worried about actually. he like got birthed at 30 or something, he said, i'm sure he's okay. [ soooo fucking clueless ]

... oh, shit, is my white boy okay. he hasn't hit on me in like a couple days, man.

... feels like somethin' is off, no? [ hum. shifting with her mace. pricking her finger... there's blood, but only barely. it'll be nothing but a scar soon. ] too quiet. bluh...

/ actually busted out laughing over "that's scarier" GET UP MAN

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Getting off is a great thing. And getting laid, is also awesome. So you’d imagine that getting laid off, is the best thing of all. However,

...like, if you're gonna make an audience, throw up a quick parental lock 'n get the cameras rolling at that point. nobody knows how to do this shit anymore!! uuugh...

"and that ramb watched" is kind of a brutal capstone. that might be more sad than announcing it publicly. sorry to ramb.

"god" WE BURIED THAT FUCKER ALIVE IN A METAL TOMB. GO FIND A SMALLER ATOM TO SPLIT CADET

i dunno. god, 'the angel,' a spaghetti monster... religion's complicated. i don't get it. i don't necessarily doubt its presence, because i don't think there's a hell without a heaven. but i sure as shit ain't seen god. and i don't think miracles really happen. at least, not by His hand.

/ her example would've been ava, if you 1) care 2) know of her. that's one of snowy's :>

multifunctioning on someone's drill til they... hm. another one back to the lab... i'm gettin' sloppy.

... this actually might be the only achievable resolution i've ever had. how many people could REALLY have a phd around here anyway?

my new year's resolution is to piss off enough people with a phd that i die in a cool, violent sacrifice and get reincarnated into another world with people that can communicate more effectively

no the world's fucked. Y2K happens every 26 years. didn't you read the news?