Alright guys leave him alone this is starting to get sad

OOC : // One of my favorite Battat fanart tropes is when people give her gap teeth...

OOC : // Why did she say this

They just can't control themselves.

like thatss awesom i guess but it justs seems like some bodys is always pregant around here its weird

People around here just can't stop getting pregnant for some reason

You guys just like really can't control yourselves huh

Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

OOC : // Funny to imagine that before the whole Mike thing when she was new to TV World that Battat was prone to a lot hilarious accidents in the studio. I should incorporate that into my interpretation of Cardtat lmao

Sorry

that happens to Tenna's co host all the time

Not really an average day at the studio until somebody gets pregnant honestly

OOC : // Had an idea for a post but it's really really bad. Like "reducing myself to tears thinking about it" bad

OOC : // One of my favorite Battat fanart tropes is when people give her gap teeth...

BUY MY [[Sinister Potion!]]

Pippins #51 has foam running out of his mouth now do you think we should call an Ambyulance

Testing out a new slurpee flavor at the concessions stand

LEAVE THEM ALONE ‼️‼️‼️

@motormouthdice.bsky.social / @greenpippins.bsky.social

[ Thinking about Pugle Diamond Jr. and Pupis hatching someday again ] Tghat's scary. I don't know.

(older version of baby)

(my art is bad heres 1 concept)

[ Looking at Spamton and Tenna and sighing through her nose like a sad dog ] God I wish that were me

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

I don't know. I honestly don't. My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place... and I guess proximity counts for a lot right now.

... I feel sick every time I see her talking to him. Any version of him.

OOC : // Cute idea: The Mikes dressing up as Santa and giving Christmas presents to ppl in TV World...

✱ THE AIRWAVES CRACKLE   WITH FREEDOM. ────── ୨ৎ ────── SHADOW BOSS!BATTAT, "MOTORMOUTH MIKE" — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎤

ok girl we get it @motormouthdice.bsky.social

I'm going to talk right now! Listen! ... Did you hear? That was great, right!? Real verbose!

Picture this: You’re high rollin at the craps table, you’ve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, you toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking viscous fluid. That’s the rare double slimes baby, & you’ve just won a million

[ Sighing through her nose like a sad dog ] I miss Jongler

[ Suddenly nervous and self-conscious ] Hwo the fuck do I keep pulling bitches

OOC : // And 4 is just the number for girls she can confidently say she's dating her greed sickens me

temp pin.

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