I can never have anything ever in my life

CHALLENGE [Her] IN [red] MODE

[ NC ] Of course the Evil Battat is red why the fuck wouldn't she be red

Wghy is she red

OOC : // I like coming up with bits that are only funny to me personally sorry

[ NC ] I'm Evil Mike and I'm from Boston

( 💭 ... I know ALL of us are assholes, but she seems like. Especially bitchy. Wonder what her deal is. )

] alt version

OOC : // I initially was not going to make Felltat at all but then I thought of some ways I could actually make her interesting and distinctive from my main portrayal so like. Yeagh

OOC : // Deep sigh

— TEMP PINNED. FELL!BATTAT / SMALL MIKE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG

You know that one other fucked up Mike is pretty bad but at least I only have one evil version of myself

OOC : // I love how the fandom just universally agreed that Battat is a sweaty neurotic loser that takes absolutely shit care of herself. Not even any dialogue in the game that implies that I don't think we all just instinctively knew

It's literally Jongler Junday and if you don't celebrate it right now I'm blowing this entire fucking building up

Why do you think Pluey and Jongler had to hose me down on the regular

OOC : // I had to fucking draw it

OOC : // I still think about Niel's Pippins basically telling Battat she stinks really bad and then later giving her stolen perfume as a gift that was funny as fuck

(Yeah we ALL smell like sweat cmon)

Okay, fine. Let's just plow thru it unprofessionally. That was... the first time in my life, thus far, I've come close to, what can TECHNICALLY be called suicide. The ease I had doing it... is STARTLING. Self defense, in more ways than one. But that's not what it feels like now.

(This could've worked.) (You acted perfectly normally, didn't you?) (Nothing out of place, nothing weird, every line the same as it might've been the first time?)

Oh God. Oh God, it's coming. The music is coming. I can't stop it...

When faced with questions from my past isolation, my body pulses and hurt!

comes in the following flavors ! overthinking orange socially anxious strawberry burnout banana repressed raspberry grieving grape misery melon trauma tri-tip depression durian and our newest flavor ... FUCK

OOC : // Debating on who I should launch first... Fell!Berdly (annoying scene kid) or Fell!Battat (pathetic evil woman)

OOC : // Well. Would you guys make out with her.

[ Tears in her eyes ] That's my Pluey ...

What are you looking at

I think if I have to keep going through more character development eventually I'm going to regress and become a villain

- God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first! - I thought you didn't believe in God... - I do for the bad things.

Baby Battat Girl Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Battat Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Battat Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Battat All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Battat Pet Dice Cute Dice Baby Battat Aww

[ < --- Only acting upset about it to fuck with Spamton and see if he reacts ]

They never even took me to church while they were in the Light World ... tch

Don't listen to Spamton he's just catholic

[[Oh....my ass is big....]]

I FEEL NOTHING FOR HIM.

//

WHY ARE YOU ALL WATCHING

OOC : // Sorry.

There ain't no version of the mailman that deserves to get beautiful women internet. Write that down. Re post it or whatever.

Pluey. This isn't your heart.

⠀⠀﹙ the hoe is here. ⠀⠀beggars can't be choosers! this is all you're gettin'. ﹚

Is it ever ending, my self hatred?

gentle, chatty, slightly bumbling persona contrasts with gruff hypercompetence

Tennagotchi is like a son to me

OOC : // SORRYYYY about the slow replies I'm trying out SkeetDeck and I was just um. Adding all my accounts in there and getting myself sorted

OOC : // Sent Kiku a rough sketch of Fell Battat and she immediately said "I want to make out with her."