To live by the sword is to die by the sword. There is time enough for regret in the flames of hell.

/ well i guess there's sixbones,

/ i do not think i have an ensemble well-suited to that kind of thing (without stealing a component LMAO) but i do absolutely adore character fusion shit so i will be screaming from the rooftops for as long as my vocal cords permit

MIKE ALL DAY, MIKE ALL NIGHT!;🎙

/ OMG WAIT dude the fusion rp thing being done btwn two writers... genius i fear.

temp pinned. written by richie and eli :) #deltarunerp / #ddlcrp / #rpsky

* (Comically, despite being the most free they've technically ever been, this is pretty restrictive.)

* (Freedom of being wrong.) * (Freedom of being lost.)

Lightners be like "I have my whole life ahead of me." No you don't. The Roaring Knight appeared 😂

that outfit makes you look like a cunt

* (Back pain is nothing a hole in the head and five cups of church juice can't fix. They've been here before.)

"Like" or "retweet" this if you're also in back pain

/ got bit by the "feel like shit and also hate everything you do" bug, replies on hold until i sort that out. i'll be alright 🫡

fang if you don't make it out of this act you're ube gravy

no fridge either? ...how humiliating. they must live sad lives.

/ Oh because he's a freezer

... is there an oven in the family?

owned with facts logic and this cool saxophone soundfont i found for my soul's keyboard

... [ they nod in response. they get it. they concede defeat. ]

* (They shake their head. To implicate anything would, in turn, imply that it isn't glaringly fucking obvious.)

i don't know how i did that. i think something's wrong with me * (Yeah, and that's the only thing, right?)

🎷❓

* (In an incredibly accurate Shadowguy voice:) 🎷🎷🎷❤️‍🩹🛡️💞💞💞🐐🦌🐲

* (Doing the exact same hand gesture again but pointing to them directly with their other hand)

I am only flesh but you can cut me open and pull on my entrails if you want I won't mind.

what else would that have been.

oh shit hey cloud we were just talking about y* (Kris is tackled out of frame.)

❪ ❤️ Awake ❫ / ❪ ❤️ Awake ❫ okay. whatever.

kris you can't say that

* (A Coke will find its way to Kris in time.) ... ya got me. * (Humoring the thought and shuddering, remembering they are in fact not a robot. Maybe Mek-kris would get something out of that once there's actual internals.)

... ew. pervert. * (Like they actually give a shit.)

like moths tuah flame.

* (A sharp-eyed glare, coupled with... an even sharper smile?!) you're a machine too. no flesh kris would ever have actual anime knowledge.

cooler

my metal copy (mek-kris otherwise spelled mekris) sounds exactly like that super saiyan guy. if you g-a-f

opinion ignored + the steel mechanical doppelganger of you that i've constructed in your image agrees with me

/ artemis im gonna get you man (/lh)

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well of course they're evil... didn't you see the downkris spell? ...their own leader... slain without mercy. * (Kris shakes their head, keeping it tilted away indignantly.)

* (contemplating the existence of a Blue Pippins and gets so scared they start shaking)

. . . fun-filled day?

first i rizz your brother... then, i rizz you... skibidi, my friend...

there's three mikes?

hortdog 🌭

* (He doesn't have the heart be for real)

/ wait dude im actually kinda heartbroken M4SSLESSPARTICLES I'LL MISS YOUUUU

* (...They pause.) * (Something feels... very, very wrong.) * (Can't put a finger on why.)

🎶🎲🦅😨⚠️🎶 ( the noble eagle hunts most cruelly. if one is not the hunter. but the pippin. )