Good morning...

// that reply is genuinely so bad in every respect. i must've been so tired when i wrote it LMFAO?

// did i write this reply while half asleep what did i fucking mean by the narration i genuinely don't remember

hi it;s me i'm very especially kris

[ NC ] Very especially Kris

I really don't understand. I know there's a conversation going on but I promised I wouldn't listen without asking... So I'm asking. What... what is happening?

... Wh-what's going on?

// (that post was a joke by the way i do not mind people doing it)

[ NC ] I swear to god people remind Kris of what they did to me every time I manage to cheer them up about it. About to wave the white flag

...?

// WHATEVER. I DONT EVEN CARE

[ nc ] all i wanted was to bark

// hi

... Oh, Susie and Noelle are even bigger than I remember...

// cackling at kris being like "she's TORTURING me" as if they couldn't just refuse to do it. they know she'd let them

// THIS IS CRAZY.

// btw these can be platonic if you want!

S-so, umm... I guess I will do this! (Since, Kris encouraged me to.) Any money I make will go to Castle Town...

U-umm. I wouldn't... start a kissing booth. Not many would want to kiss me! Platonically or..... or otherwise.

// i hate kralsei so much

// honestly i've been pining to be able to comment on an unhinged eli post for a while now but they can be suggestive/somewhat nsfw a lot of the time, which i'm fine with but obviously. can't respond to that with ralsei. LMFAO. but this one was fine. so here we are

// CACKLING BC...

// sorry eli i needed to do it. i thought it was fucking funny

... I'd like to be squeezed...

We know.

( experiencing secondhand embarrassment over another version of yourself )

For some reason, I feel like someone is talking about me... and, umm, Lightners...

// sorry i was bullying jo what is happening

// am i witnessing a hazbin hotel boom

// my messed up polycule "what if we all felt disgusting. together <3"

// don't have anything in depth to say on this topic other than please do talk to me if you have problems with anything i'm doing. i can't correct any behavior i don't know is rubbing people the wrong way.

( HORRIFIED LOOK. )

( !?!?!?!?!?!? ) ( NO YOU AREN'T? ) ( Well, working with the Roaring Knight, that is. You are gay. ) ( ............but you just said that. Out loud. Uh oh. )

// the power i have to make ralsei say insane shit rn

// i had to make the joke again

( ... You have no idea why you just said that? Who is Toby Fox... ) ( Also, you're blushing. Of course. )

❤️ If I find out Ralsei and Kris are kissing whenever they think about Susie I am going to message Toby Fox himself and request the behind the scenes footage.

// two plushsei quotes back to back you love to see it

It's almost December...

[ making another face (homophobic) ] you guys kinda suck at flirting i think.

[ NC ] sounds hot

[ NC ] krissing

[ NC ] If Kris or Susie were the Roaring Knight, I'd forgive them. ( 🦋 This post is foreshadowing. )

[ NC ] i have no idea what grand slam style is but please

[ nc ] fuck

[ nc ] we're making out sloppy style