// let’s just say it’s a good thing plushsei has their soul rn

// i’m probably gonna pass out soon you know how it is

( ❤️ I have no mouth but I must speak )

// You can take this next one however you want

[ when they feel like this, this guilt weighing over them, there’s a barrier between light and dark they can cross over — to push ralsei away so they can be left with their thoughts. but, now she’s here. they can’t leave her alone. not again. ]

whatever.

// closes my eyes serenely

[ they mimic the exact way it tilts its head. ]

// we can’t be saying this shit around bullet ralsei

did everyone forget the k in kris stands for knight

[ nc ] you’ve never seen me and the knight in the same room before.

// hi while the topic is here can i remind you my kris canonically wields the black shard

// i’m sorry i keep laughing at this

i’m gay and working with the roaring knight.

i hate this.

// ALRIGHT!!!

"Kris needs therapy." Yes I am aware. However, the teeth marks in my hand from last time I tried to take them tell me they disagree.

i don’t need therapy. i need another energy drink.

[ ... susie left. they noticed from the absence of her weight atop them. on the surface, there shouldn't be anything to worry over, should there? yet, they can't help but feel sick to their stomach. like it's their fault she left. if it wasn't, wouldn't she have said something? ]

// well since everyone else did it

// ouhhh susie...

// i regret to say i am the sleepiest. sorry for not getting to stuff today 🥹

think i could die happy with susie as a weighted blanket and ralsei as a fluffy plush

// hi i've been hyperfixating over fields of mistria

awake but at what cost

// That’s scary I don’t know

i would bite and chew ralsei like a marshmallow. [ they just? fall back asleep? zzz. ]

lucky charms…

// i’m about to go to work… sighs

ralsei cereal

they're ppouring milk on me today

if i pour water on ralsei and then use a hairdryer on them i wonder how fluffed up they’d get

// whenever someone describes ralsei as soggy i laugh im sorry

// sigh. their ralseis

[ the distance sound of kris just going “HA!” ]

// this is still cracking me up

… morning…

good night cruel world

I love when Kris looks me in the eyes and says uurkizjshfjw It's so romantic fude

// my eyes keep closing . who pacified me

// i’m so tired so this is just taking me out

// They’re like a Sim

// please not plushsei too i can only take so much

// I’m actually trying to communicate with this

?0

#real #truestory

// oh okay that's crazy

// i'm gonna be a little selective with interactions tonight it's been a long day for jo