* (It appears to be a light switch.) * (... huh? There's a small red cup waving at you from atop the switch.) * (... This must be what they mean by "switch-exclusive content".)

rapture happened today and the cactus in the hallway suddenly vanished in a flash of light. 👍

[uagh... also cursed with sleepy disease...]

( ... you ) ( they, need some time alone. in the light world. ) ( maybe a night's rest will help. )

[over a "good morning" post smh...]

( you are quite understandably not fond of anything resembling an "angel." biblically accurate or not. )

temp pinned. written by richie and eli :) #deltarunerp / #ddlcrp / #rpsky

jockington is so cool...

I can kick a Football from one end of Hometown to the other

[i'm laughing at my own narration. "no, there weren't any fucking alarm clock darkners in TV world."]

[you can't not include D.A.R.E ralsei]

[ bong hit. quickly scratching something down on paper. ] what do you think of my ralsei light world deisign dude

[ in their best ralsei impression. ] " oh dearie me! fellas, why don't we just be friends? hugs, not drugs! "

[just thinking about kris saying "i know them..." wistfully. the alarm clock darkners. i know them...]

[why are they such an asshole]

good morning hometown and castle town .

[hm... soul/kris solo on the mind. not tonight but... maybe sometime soon]

[i've felt a little off like All Day today. life is evil and cruel]

[sure ehy not :)]

real as fuck.

( you were going to check on battat today to see if everything was okay... ) ( but, now doesn't seem to be the best time... )

YOU'RE JUST RESETTING IT EACH TIME JUST TO SEE WHAT I SAY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS FIRST. I KNOW IT.

[oughh. i do hope my kris is good... or fun though... not feeling So Confident tonight but i kind of do enjoy writing them]

[robot alchemic drive detected on the timeline nevermind anything i was doing before]

yeah. he just can't get away with this.

Evil homosexuals vs heroic homosexuals

this is what i'm saying. it's fucked up kind of.

Oh, Krismas? Your angel in shining light is here with a delivery!

( maybe you should just go to your room. )

...... dude.

[sorry for the random battat 9/11 i had the idea of how weird like manufacturing errors factor into how darkners are made and i thought the idea was interesting]

i don't actually remember where i got battat. maybe one of the dice packs i got as a kid had a like. random green one at some point? like a weird manufacturing defect.

ralsei is so cute it makes me want to kill mys

[notice how there's no soul influence when kris gets to do dog things they just do that shit on their own 😌]

( you're kind of just sitting on your bed in the dark world, twiddling your thumbs. ) ( you'd usually go out and visit your friends but... something keeps you wanting to stay in here. )

( you feel your aura dissipate as you go on. fuck your stupid puppy life. )

( still clueless. ) why would ralsei have a spell to down himself.

( you also realized earlier... ) ( you thought you had an egg. but it seems to have disappeared? it just vanished. ) ( huh. )

( still thinking it's an actual DownKris spell ) yeah i think i can trust ralsei with a spell that just straight up kills me.

* (It's a heart or human-soul shaped pillow, depending on your opinion.)

[hm... want to do more with kris... but i'm not sure what...]