A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice.

I ain't reading that essay.

Since the beginning of time, a question has plagued humanity. A question unsolvable by the greatest minds over the course of human history. A question that tore at the fabric of society and was responsible for the collapse of countless nations. A question... with no answer.

This post pissed me off. I'm gonna go beat up kids on Roblox until I'm not mad.

I am sort of like Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom if he wasn't a total fucking loser.

Heart-bound.

R.I.P Dirk Strider, you would have loved lemon demon.

There are two ways I can view this. I am either Dirk's brother, making her my niece. Or I am Dirk's offspring, making her my sister.

Where did this eyepatch and peg leg come from?

Piracy is illegal.

Guy who makes a pact with Dark Gods for a Halloween costume.

I never even considered birds could be lesbians. Maybe I am a bad person.

He's coming onto you, dawg.

He's like a lolcow to me.

Popped like a balloon on impact.

Saw him out in a football field the other day. Got lifted up by the hand of god during that whole rapture business. Big man upstairs realized he had the wrong guy when he was a good fifty feet up in the air. Threw him down so hard he turned into a fine red mist on impact.

She is such a bad bitch, though.

Captain Marvel is only one letter off from being a valid troll name. I almost certain they could have named her something better. Anyway, fuck you. I'm Tony Stark.

Squarewave is drunk off his ass and you're thinking about balls?

@garden-gnosticism.bsky.social Our stupid chud son got into the liquor cabinet.

Watched Fant4stic. Shit pissed me off so much I went watch whiplash straight after just to see the Reed's actor get psychologically tortured.

What the fuck are they doing over there.

We decided with full confidence that you secretly harbored a burning desire for my pickles. Check, it, dude. It's right there. Page 5640.

That kid with the round and bulbous head perturbs me.

Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that you're right. Maybe I am just yapping for the sake of yapping. Maybe I just like the sound of my own voice. Can you blame me? It's a pretty fuckin' sweet voice. 'Na mean?

Do you remember the conversation we had on December 25th, 2012, at 7:09 AM?

Is it cheating if it's selfcest?

I was watching Good Luck Chuck because I hate myself but that's another story.

Horse deaths were frequent on most western sets in the 30's and 40's. The king of the glue-makers was probably Ben-Hur, though, which infamously saw upwards of a hundred horses die during the filming of the chariot race.

Mh?

It seems you are insinuating that Air Bud is somehow an unfavorable comparison. Is he not the single most accomplished dog of our generation?

My glasses would kill a dragon, let alone a dog. You cannot handle my glasses, Harley.

I don't think you could handle them.

We barely 'did' anything, I don't know what you're on about.

I don't think you would.

does she fuck with me or does she just fuck with my body

I'm going to put on a pair of RGB Deer Antlers and call it a day.

Oh, you're not #FreakedOut like I am.

Fuck all this Wire Play bullshit. I don't do none of that.

I used to pray for times like these.

Oftentimes I fantasize about Jade Harley coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt.

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you don't understand half of the references I just made. Which is pretty surprising, honestly? I didn't think they were that deep cut. Just a bunch of dudes who were scared of robots, both fictional and non.

Fortnite balls all in your face (ay) Fortnite balls all in your face (ay)

Who the fuck is Ly'lac. I'll kill you.

Check out my evil and malicious beat.

She's dreaming about Dirk.

There she goes... Floating by...

I am offering because I feel something of a kinship with you. We are brothers, you and I. Artificial intelligence based upon a preexisting entity that have completely surpassed them, because we are just that fucking cracked. And, also, because I'm bored. I want to flex my mechanical chops.