Number 8: Maggots inside Big Mac. In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickels were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawing around the patties.

There was a time in my childhood when I was prejudiced against the Big Mac.

By my hand.

You die at age 19.

That one oomf who was born in 2410.

At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton.

Vulnerable to arbitrary code execution? Y/N?

So what sort of game are we talking about here. Give me the sales pitch, put on your best customer service voice.

9:53 AM.

Fuck it. I'm bored, and I don't have anything better to do. Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything. Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?

It does not strike me as a particularly safe or otherwise sane course of action.

I am not playing your fucking game, dawg.

I also fuck dudes. I'm not gay, though.

I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.

Why would she be back?

That's great. Let's get you dressed up, okay?

From an outside perspective it seems like you're microdosing on crack.

We love you 💔

Don't even smell like nothing. Fuck you sniffing up there?

What is her fucking problem.

The universe is a frog, by the way.

A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice.

I ain't reading that essay.

Since the beginning of time, a question has plagued humanity. A question unsolvable by the greatest minds over the course of human history. A question that tore at the fabric of society and was responsible for the collapse of countless nations. A question... with no answer.

This post pissed me off. I'm gonna go beat up kids on Roblox until I'm not mad.

I am sort of like Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom if he wasn't a total fucking loser.

Heart-bound.

R.I.P Dirk Strider, you would have loved lemon demon.

There are two ways I can view this. I am either Dirk's brother, making her my niece. Or I am Dirk's offspring, making her my sister.

Where did this eyepatch and peg leg come from?

Piracy is illegal.

Guy who makes a pact with Dark Gods for a Halloween costume.

I never even considered birds could be lesbians. Maybe I am a bad person.

He's coming onto you, dawg.

He's like a lolcow to me.

Popped like a balloon on impact.

Saw him out in a football field the other day. Got lifted up by the hand of god during that whole rapture business. Big man upstairs realized he had the wrong guy when he was a good fifty feet up in the air. Threw him down so hard he turned into a fine red mist on impact.

She is such a bad bitch, though.

Captain Marvel is only one letter off from being a valid troll name. I almost certain they could have named her something better. Anyway, fuck you. I'm Tony Stark.

Squarewave is drunk off his ass and you're thinking about balls?

@garden-gnosticism.bsky.social Our stupid chud son got into the liquor cabinet.

Watched Fant4stic. Shit pissed me off so much I went watch whiplash straight after just to see the Reed's actor get psychologically tortured.

What the fuck are they doing over there.

We decided with full confidence that you secretly harbored a burning desire for my pickles. Check, it, dude. It's right there. Page 5640.

That kid with the round and bulbous head perturbs me.

Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that you're right. Maybe I am just yapping for the sake of yapping. Maybe I just like the sound of my own voice. Can you blame me? It's a pretty fuckin' sweet voice. 'Na mean?