im so funny and nice all the time. stop telling me to go to bed.

im tired of pretending arbys is gross!!! (ok)

about ten pounds of it

you joined the bandwagon without knowing you were being mean to ME

microdosing on encouragement 🥀

everyone is so mean to me and im just the funniest person here.

what the FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

this is not a safe place suddenly?

nose deep in pit.

maybe i will trust you…

i cant trust someone who does not fw musk

real honestly

that armpit smell make me act different 🐶

um they are an alcoholic beverage thank you very much mister know it all

my fucking BUZZ BALLS ?

its about time i pull out my secret weapon…

bro YAPS

like five puppies died and over twenty got parasitic infections during production of one the movies

want to know a FUCKED up fact about the air bud movie franchise :B

im not just any ordinary dog, you seem to have me mistaken for merely air bud. :B

i dont think YOU are prepared to see just how WELL i can handle them

can i wear the glasses i want to wear them :(

i did when we

can i wear you (glasses) around

i await the letterhead with the time and date prominently displayed !

id love to see egbert(s) in a hydraulic press this year

I CANT TELL YOU

i guess you have to kill yourself

i legally cant tell what im going as because its actually going to get me beat up

cant be around a breath player for halloween bc wtf do you MEAN youre going as SHOWER PRINGLES??

erm wouldnt YOU like to know

they are like a hive mind of STUPID

LMAO

who the fuck is trying to follow me but doesnt know my handle

hey so im here now and you and i are going to dress up and have a great time together terrorizing it up.

if john was a villager hed be a mending book villager you just stumble upon in the wild

i know what (who) i am dressing as also you know im fine with you getting real, i always got time to get serious and listen if you need it

:B

what are you dressing as this year :B

THERES NO ITALIANS IN THE OUTSIDERS JOHN

YOU WERE A SOC!! THOSE ARE NOT GREASERS!!! DID YOU READ THE BOOK AND VARIOUS THREADS I SENT YOU ABOUT THIS BEFORE WE STARTED!!!!!

im kicking you off the minecraft realm goddamn

tough talk comin from’a valley kid, who teach ya that shit? makin friends out’ya league soc boy? betta start steppin out this alley, before i get half the mind’ta wallop that fast talkin mouth on ya! and then i punch the air, because the rule of greaser gang is fight with fists only.

aint need more than myself to show a soc like yaself whats the happenin ‘round here.. way outta yer territory, hate’ta see that face get all bruised up over a misunderstandin.

at what point is it too much

snaps my fingers and approaches you from the depths of an alleyway, music starting up in the background. heh, what do we got here huh? some sorta tough guy eh?

slicks my hair back like a greaser. heh. these guys botherin you, toots?

nothing :B