⠀ ⠀...nah. I don't think so. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀[ It doesn't take long for them to find a place to sit and settle in. ] ⠀...when I was little, yeah. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀[ they stand still, silent, for several seconds, before, abruptly— ] ⠀yeah ⠀⠀[ —they speak, and begin to get inside. ] ⠀

⠀ ⠀well. I s'pose, yeah ⠀

⠀ ⠀aw. ⠀

⠀ ⠀I mean I can handle the load. I am known for remaining perfectly still for prolonged periods of time ⠀

⠀ ⠀fuck. sure. I'll be a load-bearing pillar ⠀

⠀ ⠀...mom makes the best brownies. ⠀

// Kris is so gay. //

⠀ ⠀if this SOUL business keeps up, I'm going to develop a bubble-blowing habit. ⠀

// too late Kris is her bloodbag now //

⠀ ⠀⠀—slow, selective, mutuals only. ⠀

⠀ ⠀...wait... truth nuke... ⠀

⠀ ⠀Be quiet or you're going in the cage again, asshat. ⠀

⠀ ⠀I'm Kris! ⠀

// just remembered this and started laughing

⠀ ⠀⠀[ glaaaaaaaaaare. ] ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀[ meanwhile, in the background, they're glaring at 𝘪𝘵 through their hair, deteriorating without 𝘪𝘵𝘴 presence to keep them alive, whispering “I'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyou—” ] ⠀

⠀ ⠀Ah... ⠀⠀[ They're slower to get up than Emu. Not too much slower, though. With a quiet grunt, they pick themselves up. Their “cute” hair sways with their movements, settling back into place over their eyes before long. ] ⠀...I can, I suppose. Dunno why you'd want me to, though. ⠀

[ * You wrap your hands around your mouth like a bullhorn. ...At a completely normal volume, ] ... homeless and gay.

⠀ ⠀thank you, thank you, I make sure of it ⠀⠀[ they don't. they just look gay by default. this motherfucker is lying they don't put any real effort into any aspect of their appearance ] ⠀

homeless ands gay

⠀ ⠀...I know. That's why I'm sorry. I don't... emote too often. ⠀

♥️ Krises are happiest when death looms

⠀ ⠀...ah. Sorry. ⠀

⠀ ⠀YAY ⠀

⠀ ⠀can we be put down together ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀[ She moves their head to and fro, and... they just let her. They could be stubborn and resist the moving of their head, resist the hands that grasp their face, but they don't really feel like it. ] ⠀...yeah. It tends to do that. ⠀⠀[ Their hair is... rather messy. ] ⠀

balded

⠀ ⠀Nnn... ⠀⠀[ They make a low noise, reeling quietly from their fall as she hugs them tightly. ] ⠀...I... don't think it's been that long, Emu. 💧 ⠀⠀[ If their memory serves them right, it's been about a month since they last met. ] ⠀

⠀ ⠀Wh—?! ⠀⠀[ Having lacked the time to brace themselves, Kris is brought to the floor by Emu's sudden tackle... though, given their weak constitution, they'd probably be brought down even if they did brace for the bright pink impact. ] ⠀

// reminder that Kris is exclusively they/them. if you he/him or she/her Kris, get away from me. //

⠀ ⠀ - @my-reality.bsky.social - ⠀

⠀ ⠀why is the other Kris talking about VS Battles Wiki. I thought we Krislings were better than this. ⠀

⠀ ⠀person who suggests eating moss: I have a suggestion ⠀

i hate liars dude look at this bozo

I got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match

⠀ ⠀...'m'grateful that my mom keeps remindin' me to eat. ⠀But I also feel like an ass for makin' her worry when I don't. ⠀

Th he other PIppins won't stop saying "6 7" and I don't knmow what it means is this like a reference or something or a joke I "m not getting or

// #MYMONIKRIS!!! //

// #mymonikris

⠀ ⠀⠀[ “Mine”, 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴, Monika calls them, and another shudder runs through Kris—softer than before, but still a shudder. Her fingers start to press against the bite wound on their neck, and a low noise comes from them in response. ] ⠀...nnn... ⠀⠀[ They welcome the dull pain. It hurts, but... -> ⠀

Im not kidding btw,