THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME TOMMOROW

THE EVIL RALSEI ADVOCATES FOR THE INTRODUCTION OF THE INVASIVE "JUMPING SPAMTON" INTO FOREIGN HABITATS

REMEMBER WHEN LIFE LOOKED LIKE THIS? (HANDCAM FOOTAGE OF A MAN RUNNING THROUGH ENDLESS HALLS AND ROOMS IN A NIGHTMARISH ESCHERIAN MAZE, ZERO REVERSE VIDEO SEARCH RESULTS)

I’M JEEVES

CAN HE SAY THAT

AM I BEING FUCKED WITH

WHAT IF YOU WERE GETTING FREAKY WITH THE DOCTOR AND HE SAID "SELECT THE HEAD THAT YOU PREFER"

ME WHEN I'M IMAGE_FROWN

I DONT LIKE THE THINGS THAT HE SAID

SHE MADE A STATEMENT

HE'S GROOVY

FRIEND MENTIONED

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“BAT” “TAT”

PERHAPS, I SHOULD TRY AND CARRY MYSELF WITH A DEGREE OF CLASS?

THE DOCTOR IS "AURA" "FARMING"

THE PIPPINS PERVERT

IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED CAN SHE DO THAT

WHO WANT ME

— temp pinned. — it's a pippins.

( ooc./ the urge to create a pippins overtook me. )

CAN I JOIN “CASTLE” “TOWN”

"MILF"

COOL "DELTA" "RUNE" FACT: SUSIE.

I LOVE SPEAKING. I LOVE TALKING AND SAYING THINGS.

WHEN GOD SINGS WITH HIS CREATIONS TENNA WILL NOT BE PART OF THE CHOIR

IF YOU WANT THE GUN TO WORK, YOU JUST NEED TO‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

RALSEIGPT HOW DO I OPEN A DARK FOUNTAIN

PROPHECYGPT WHEN WILL I BECOME PLOT RELEVANT

AM I "UNC" ?

( ooc./ "he come to town" almost made me choke on my food man )

COOL "DELTA" "RUNE" FACT: THE FESTIVAL!

THE CHURCH

WHO UP POINTING THEY TAIL

* You get the feeling you’re not taking part of any prophecy anytime soon…* #DeltaruneRP #UndertaleRP #MVRP

FRIE. ND.

FRIENDLY FUCKING CAT

STUPID FUCKING CAT

WELL, YOU SEEM SIMPLE ENOUGH! I CANNOT SEE WHY SOMEONE WOULD DISLIKE YOU. BUT I KNOW THE FEELING. AFTER ALL, I WAS MADE TO BE A ! [ * Not necessarily a bad idea. There is no harm in simply conversing with the Tail, is there? ]

YOU SEEM "TENSE." [ * For good reason, too. You can be one scary motherfucker sometimes, can't you? Your insistence on staying veiled in shadows surely doesn't help. ] PERHAPS YOU WOULD FIND THIS FORM MORE PALATABLE...?

"KRIS," [ * Like ash on your tongue. ] WE CALLED IT "KRIS." IS IT NOT REVERENCE...? IS IT NOT RESPECT...? TO CALL SOMEONE BY THEIR TITLE? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANIMOSITY.

[ * ... It bubbles from the very core of your being. A vile sign of mirth. Typically, your chuckles are subdued. Almost mocking in their insincerity. "HA HA." "HEHAHA HE AHA." ] [ * You doubt anyone falls for them, but you perform them regardless. All part of the show, yeah? ]

IF MY CRYSTALS ARE NOT TO YOUR LIKING I ALSO HAVE LACED BENADRYL

[ * You seem unaware of the anger emanating from the human. ] [ * ... That, or you just don't care. ] HA HA. I SUSPECTED AS MUCH. [ * If anything, you seem to find it funny. ] BUT I DO NOT THINK YOUR OPINION MATTERS MUCH. PERHAPS THE CAGED WOULD LIKE TO WEIGH IN...?

DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME? . . . HA. THAT'S FINE. TRUTH BE TOLD, I DON'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF MOST OF THE TIME. I'M AFRAID I DO NOT HAVE A NAME TO GIVE YOU. IT SEEMS SOMEONE ELSE IS CURRENTLY USING IT. IT SEEMS YOU ARE CURRENTLY USING IT.

AN UNFORSEEN BOND, BUT ONE THAT I WECLOME. YOU AND I WILL BE BEST FRIENDS.

EASIER TO SMILE, WHEN YOU HAVE COMPANY, NO? IS MY PRESENCE UNPALATABLE TO THE CAGE? WOULD YOU PREFER MY ABSENCE, PERHAPS?

. . . NO ? HA HA. I CANNOT BLAME YOU, I SUPOSE. I AM NOT SURE WHY I SAID IT.