[ I'll Miss You When You Leave. ]

[ Washing off the paint brushes. ]

[ - .... . -.-- / -.. --- -. - / --. . - / .. - / - .... . -.-- / -.. --- -. - / --. . - / .. - / .. .----. -- / - .-. -.-- .. -. --. / - --- / .--. ..- - / - .... . / .--. .. . -.-. . ... / -... .- -.-. -.- / - --- --. . - .... . .-. / .. -- / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / - .-. -.-- .. -. --. / - --- ]

... IN A WAY, I AM SURE THE IDEA COMFORTS HIM. THAT SOME PIECE OF HIM GETS TO EXPERIENCE A FEW SLICES OF THIS WORLD, TASTING THE FRUIT OF THE GRAND LABOUR... WITHOUT HAVING TO REMEMBER WHAT SEEDS IT GREW FROM. ASSUMING, OF COURSE, THAT THERE IS EVEN ENOUGH LEFT OF HIM ANYMORE TO COMFORT AT ALL.

AND I REMEMBER YOURS, OF COURSE. COUNTING IN A SPACE BEYOND MEASUREMENT IS DIFFICULT, SO I AM NOT SURE WHICH OF US WAS CHIPPED AND PEELED OFF FIRST... BUT THERE WAS ENOUGH OF ME THERE AT THE TIME TO REMEMBER YOU AND TO SEE YOU LEAVE.

[ Tucking a release form under his desk. ]

[ Washing off the paint brushes. ]

Okay man

Waitthis is the man account

Nno matter wat i will want to be with u as long as u got money the only thing ive ever wanted for the holidays is for a juiced up thunk to use me like a broken toy but i guess thats not hapening this year or ever because apparently im a dispicable peice of shit

You can f@$# my 📧 SKINNY GIRL 💸 but you're getting shot over my 🎤 FAT BITCH 🎀

[ quietly picking up chewed wads of paper from the floor and trying to put them back together ]

NUBERT DIES

pressing the big red button that says "DELETE DELTARUNE"

[ That was his spare pair........... ]

[ taking a page out of his phonebook and hiding it ]

[ Whistling while watering the plants. ]

[ It's a nice splash of color. ]

He cut it up, and spread it between worlds.

Real World Tip: Inanimate objects feel pain. Make sure to hit them against things as hard as you can, they deserve it.

☺︎✌︎✋︎ ☝︎🕆︎☼︎🕆︎ 👎︎☜︎✞︎✌︎📪︎ ⚐︎💣︎

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[ 48 65 79 20 77 61 69 74 2c 20 69 73 20 74 68 69 73 20 74 68 69 6e 67 20 6f 6e 3f 20 49 27 6d 20 6e 6f 74 20 65 76 65 6e 20 73 75 72 65 20 69 66 20 49 27 6d e2 80 94 Does not condone the Underage use of mind altering substances. ]

[ It's just not adding up. Maybe his calulator is broken. ]

[ Has a loved one of yours recently deceased? Have you noticed piece s of then scattere d in the spaces th ey used to occup y? Be sure to coll ect any of them y ou see! It's a zero sum game, after a ll! If you collect al l the pieces, you'l l be able to put th em back together again! ]

"Ohh where were you you need to slay the princess and save the world" I was taking care of my eggs so watch your fucking mouth

[ Would the audience care to check under their seats? ]

I don’t want to talk about eggs anymore.

[ Who do you think's laying the eggs? ]

( getting really defensive even though no one brought it up ) I’m NOT laying eggs today.

* You got the Egg.

temp pinned.

Did you get an Eggs?

[ Today's a good day. ]

Everything will function perfectly without you #DELTARUNE

[ Everything's fast asleep. You should be too. ]

I—NEVER—GET—VISITORS—ANYMORE

MY [Eggs]

> gaster-coded

[ His glasses are smudged. Do you have a cloth? - YES - NO ]

[ Has a loved one of yours recently deceased? Have you noticed piece s of then scattere d in the spaces th ey used to occup y? Be sure to coll ect any of them y ou see! It's a zero sum game, after a ll! If you collect al l the pieces, you'l l be able to put th em back together again! ]

ᅠ ᅠ A LITTLE FURTHER. ᅠ ᅠ

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[ Sound of a can of cat food opening. ]

[ ....Trying to make himself look busy. ]