// bedtimeee work in the morning 😒

// his jamas…

// ohhhh the divorce

Yo man does it smell like wrongprincess in here

{ @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social }

// bed time i think 😴

Ccan we stop bragging about how we have eyes

Let’s aaaaalllll gawk and point at Spammy yeah okay

Can we lower our voices

// i drew this a little while ago but i can finally post it… spamton healing mode

( in a TV TIME brand t-shirt and boxers with dollar bills on them laying in bed and smoking )

If I post that Cass dialogue again I'm re-generating my code for propaganda in the name of getting her and BSpamton to fuck already. I'm not built for this.

Did anybody else hear that

It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

Well

Mippins Idea is to Lay an Egg

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

( long, sad dog sigh )

Spamton's Idea is to Kiss Mippins And Tenna

↰﹙ 🎷👍 ﹚

// fair enough!!!!! he doesn’t deserve it

// that really is the model they use in my workplace too

@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social 「* The sudden change of style for this particular image is a bit of an odd choice.」

Let us have a moment of prayer...

// painstakingly (not really) translated this to "THE MAN FROM MY DREAMS" for anyone curious

// this is making me laugh still. the first drawing in the thread. my coworker losing his fucking mind bruh

( haggard, dark circles under eyes ) Can a white boy hit

( sighs through his nose like a sad dog )

Did anyone else hear that

// i WILL get to all the drawings but its gonna be really slow. drawing takes a lot out of me and i’m already tired from work 😞

// i like the hc that spamton likes art so i’ll do these when i’m off work :)

Mother FUCKER

( @centivision.bsky.social )

( sniffle ) Michael

Mike I need hoes

Someone is fucking with my car. I can feel it

( nc ) Why does he need glasses. He doesn’t even have eyes

i fucking hate the talking stage..... "what do you do for fun?" Ketamine. now what

Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

// puppetspam has done way too much shit so let’s focus on bspam. drugs and murder (only once!) and probably, like, reckless driving, stunting. fraud also

// thinking about adding a relationships section under my pinned tweet maybe? i find things get kind of confusing when i interact with multiple versions of the same character and idk if other people find it confusing too or what

@cathode-raytube.bsky.social / @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social

{ @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social } Nobody understands it !! I NEED him! Do YOU want the show to go under? Because it WILL. It WILL. I will lose EVERYTHING, -- { The rest of the rant is cut off. }

know. I just want to be happy with the three of you. I… I really just want to be happy.)

all the rest and care that you need. I love you. I really do. I … I don't know how I'd be able to function with everything that's happened to me without you and Mippins here in the slightest really. I mean, I've hardly been holding together now. Sure things are functioning… to a point, but… i don't