Mike doesn’t have a GUN or a COMBOVER and he doesn’t NEVER STOP TALKING. He smiles and licks my hair sometimes like I’m his baby kitten

Mike meet me in my office for a tickle fiiiiight :333

He's completely insane. You see that, right? No care for the rules. Pathetic, really. Only keeps me around to watch me suffer.

( imagining eliza putting a cigarette out on his neck then licking the burn ) ( sighing through his nose like a sad dog )

For a week it’d be kinda fun. You wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?

//

I should be in the club :^/

Gaster I’m gay let’s fuuuuckkkk

AND YOU JUST LET THEM???

WHO TOLD YOU THAT

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PIPIS!!!

What

IT’S NOT OKAY!!!

DUDE

// i like. playing with the idea that spamton already knows he’s doomed. when you think about that being the reason behind 99% of the way he acts it is very fun and interesting to me

Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

Can y’all watch them while I go smoke

( quite the view is an understatement. it stops spamton in his tracks— it takes a second for him to even realize who he’s looking at, he’s so used to cass’ form being so obscured. ) ( he feels weirdly bad about going unnoticed, like he’s perving on cass without her knowledge, for some reason. +

it's like telling someone that there's a huge surprise birthday party for them on the 10th floor, and then watching them climbing up the stairs, knowing that the last step is 100% gonna give out.

Cyber city bitch texted me said she got a virus. Got tested and I’m negative which is crazy because I let her spit in my mouth. Big vaxxed Papi untouchable!!!!!!!

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

Taking a break from work to focus on getting blackout drunk

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// spamton tulpa

Unexplained bruises all over but with the shit I get up to it could be any number of things

DOES SHE EVEN WORK HERE.

… Wonder if they’re doin’ fireworks in the city tonight.

( suddenly sitting up looking extra alert ) I should go back to the club

… MIKE is, obviously! Jesus, it’s like talking to a toddler with you people.

That was a Russian taunt.

Remind me how you aren't gay

Let’s take a moment to notice ( makes a jacking off motion at his face ) Ohhh fuuuuckkkk ( hand flourish to indicate he’s finished ) Uuuhhnnggh

…….. YES????

[ Coming back out of costume ] Was that guy bothering you

// watching that pfp change in real time has me fucking crying

// bspam voice I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT

SHE’S NOT A MIKE AT ALL

Fake ass Mike

Looks a bit shit

Do you even fucking work here

…… WHO THE FUCK IS MOTORMOUTH MIKE?

No no I’m fine with the Pippins testing the sound system I just didn’t think it was gonna be during the worst hangover I’ve ever had in my miserable life

YOU LITERALLY KNOW.

WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT

Who’s this fucking guy

// I dont even need to see the rest of the thread

HE KEEPS SAYING HE WISHES HE COULD BABYTRAP ME AND THEN ACTS SURPRISED WHEN I SAY HE'S GAY

YOU GUYS WERE HATING ON ME WHEN I WASN’T EVEN AROUND TO DEFEND MYSELF???