ACE OF PENTACLES
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IT’S OKAY TO JUST ADMIT THAT YOU’RE JEALOUS OF ME. icon by peachducy on tumblr
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⠀ FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND CRASH AND BURN, GIRL BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
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about 2 months ago
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// i saw so many marble race videos yesterday on my friend’s fyp. they’re hypnotic
2 minutes ago
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I don’t think that’s true you should show me
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3 minutes ago
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// i love posting dumb ass shit on bspam and then making a post about him playing with his nose. it’s so stupid
5 minutes ago
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( nose bleeding a little )
7 minutes ago
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Marbles are your tits.
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8 minutes ago
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I wish I had your marbles.
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9 minutes ago
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I still take dust baths by the way. I take all my coke and, and I put it on my desk, and roll around in it like a bird
1 day ago
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I dunno who that is but he sounds fucking awesome.
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10 minutes ago
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SHE WAS. You weren’t there, for some fucking reason.
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10 minutes ago
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She keeps offering me battery acid to drink so I think I’m doing a really good job of hiding how much it hurts. Heh. ( absolutely is not doing that )
11 minutes ago
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Tch.
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12 minutes ago
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I don’t know what that is.
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12 minutes ago
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Queen
14 minutes ago
He Doesn't Know I've Been Slowly Poisoning Him For Like Six Months Now But I Think All The Coke Has Made Him Immune
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Dude she was ALL OVER ME at the New Year’s party
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15 minutes ago
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Yeees?
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16 minutes ago
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It, um, keeps my organs functioning. It’s like how sharks can’t stop swimming or they suffocate, or Spoink (the Pokémon) needs to bounce to keep its heart beating.
about 11 hours ago
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I addressed this earlier today— it keeps my organs going.
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16 minutes ago
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A sexy marble?
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17 minutes ago
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Well— look, buddy, the inner workings of my mind are an enigma. I’m making moves in silence, okay?
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19 minutes ago
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THAT’S RIGHT!!! I sure am!!! ( he just seems happy for the attention. )
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21 minutes ago
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( torn between being into it and getting defensive ) The— It IS together!
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22 minutes ago
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And my compliment?
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28 minutes ago
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☺️💭……….. Did you say somethijng
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28 minutes ago
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Gguhhhhuh Lookin good Queenie 😈
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34 minutes ago
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Fucking the landlady for rent
38 minutes ago
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WHATS YOUR PROBLEM
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39 minutes ago
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I gotta stop flirting mannnn I got six ( crowd of pippins walk by carrying a big stage prop ) to eat tomorrow
42 minutes ago
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Guh
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43 minutes ago
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// fuuuuck i started writing a reply for vannyswatch earlier but then the app refreshed and i lost it. fuck this little gay life
43 minutes ago
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( saw queen and started drooling )
about 1 hour ago
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Oh fuck yes a little pile of seeds just for me
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about 1 hour ago
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I collect expensive stuff, which just so happens to be shiny most of the time.
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about 10 hours ago
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I’m not a bird, I’m an Addison, we just have a lot of bird-like qualities.
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about 10 hours ago
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// no way that was a fucking shiny post.
about 11 hours ago
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// now see him fluffy
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8 days ago
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Babe it’s quarter after 3 time for my daily “dust” bath
about 11 hours ago
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Is that some kind of bug.
about 14 hours ago
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Am I “ran through” or am I simply a beloved member of the studio.
25 days ago
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// sick but not sick enough to justify calling out of work tomorrow. fuuuck this gay little life
1 day ago
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YOU MADE HER CRY
1 day ago
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// lazy fucker only wakes up when he smells treats
1 day ago
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I still take dust baths by the way. I take all my coke and, and I put it on my desk, and roll around in it like a bird
1 day ago
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Wow. Uh, wow. I’m actually kinda getting flustered here.
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1 day ago
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Same here! NO ONE knows my car as well as I do.
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1 day ago
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I fffffucking love cars.
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1 day ago
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SMASH 😛
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1 day ago
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// omega flowey: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!!!! the seven eli spamtons:
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1 day ago
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// seven spamton accounts…
1 day ago
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We’ve implemented Pluey.
1 day ago
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OKAY?
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1 day ago
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