Only subwoofer I listen to is when Annie puts on that collar

// 3 gale quotes in a row??? just big and greedy

// ok class time!!! slow replies for the next 4ish hours

we can milk him if you want

- I got it! Let's get naked! - Nah, let's save that for when we're selling real estate...

Picture a car. No, you’re doing it wrong. Try again. Picture a car. … Really? That’s what you picture when you picture a car? All right, we’ll go with that. I’m not happy about it, but we’ll go with your idea of a car for now.

@green-dice.bsky.social / @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social

// let’s all look at his wings and tail ok? #HisWingsAndTail

What if instead of a cungadero it was a you-gadero and instead of taking a ride around town I took a ride on you

// I FINISHED MY FINAL PROJECT

// ok im going to lock in and try to finish my final project. if you see me on here before its done kill me with hammers

The 70s were faggotville that part’s true.

// guyyssss. guyssss 😅

DON’T SAY THAT!!!!!

( sniffle ) They’re trying to take my drugs from me

PLEEEEEAASSSSEEEE

// ☝️ every time bspam brings a tenna flowers to apologize it is a reference to when postneo spam brought maggietenna flowers and wine to apologize. he has always been like this. smiles

Notice how every TV I fuck with ends up being a girl? I’m not gay, I just know.

// finished with one of my classes!!! im gonna have a break to rest my brain for a bit and then try and lock in and get my last project done tonight

My tulpa, a 12’0 DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics TV girl in a suit jacket: You must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

I never ASKED for kids to look up to me, y’know.

He’s probably fine

Ant— ( watching him go… letting it happen. he can calm himself down, surely. )

You— oh my god, Ant. ANT.

FINE!!! I WON’T!!!

CRY ABOUT IT TO NUBERT!!!!

Well Misty’s a fucking wuss and a loser.

The fact that Mike had to get hard in order to make that lemonade… I’m literally shaking

This kid fuckin gets it

Those things are so fucking exaggerated.

YOU’RE LYING. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING LYING

What the fuck do you know about what’s normal and what’s not.

MORE OF A CHARMER THAN ME?????????????????

It’s normal.

Yeah??? So what.

YOU’D TAKE NUBERT OVER ME????????

THIS IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE FOR ME!

Who’s gonna comfort you when you have nightmares about the show getting cancelled???

Wendy’s nuts hit yo chin

DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT TAKING THOSE DRUGS FROM ME

KISS THOSE HIGH RATINGS GOODBYE UNCLE TENNA

If you want me to keep being extroverted and confident you’ll let me keep drinking.

Me apologizing to bro after we got into a heated argument at the board meeting

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is barely alive

TV TIME is selling CDs in the gift shop now, by the way.

Having roommates in SHADOWCRYSTAL be like: IMAGE_FRIEND wants to know if since it did the dishes it can have a bump

( spacing out during a meeting and staring out the window at his car longingly )

Don’t ask me no fucking personal shit like this