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⠀ FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND CRASH AND BURN, GIRL BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
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10 months ago
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
about 9 hours ago
No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
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I CAN’T ask Eliza for poison cuz she’s been slipping trace amounts into my food to build up my immunity so I barely even feel it anymore
about 10 hours ago
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spamtenna quotes
about 10 hours ago
- yeah so i'm probably gonna stay with the company— - i wish i was a woman so i could be your wife and tell you what to do
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Gimme some of that poison tea so I can get a beautiful woman to come suck it outta me
about 10 hours ago
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Come on man
about 11 hours ago
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// yayyyy yayy lalala
about 11 hours ago
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milk 🧪💫
11 months ago
id imagine some parts of the spamton puppetification were less pleasant than others
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( in the work bathroom splashing water on his face and muttering under his breath ) Come on babygirl Come on babygirl
about 20 hours ago
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// right man that’s what it’s called
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1 day ago
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spamtenna quotes
1 day ago
they're always doing everything on that goddamned couch they're always on that dammed couch
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A TRAGIC CLOWN.
1 day ago
they both ventured together, and the scorpion was too busy sharing words to ever think of stinging.
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Fucking the weather man for weather
1 day ago
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They love me.
1 day ago
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// aw what the hell.. pass me that matching icon. i’m not driving tonight
1 day ago
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//
1 day ago
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How I’m moving with the Spamtons from other timelines
3 months ago
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10 minutes without getting so gay off that tequila
3 months ago
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MS. DÉJÀ VU !
3 months ago
getting straight teeth under the color cafe table and trying not to turn to stone right then and there
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Did Che Guevara have hoes
1 day ago
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Oh okay
2 months ago
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This is gonna be my year
2 months ago
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… Okay?
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1 day ago
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And not a girlfriend to speak of. Tch
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1 day ago
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And? You don’t want the same? You broke and gay
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1 day ago
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Nnno, I think I’ve said my piece.
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1 day ago
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This wasn’t even about you so don’t worry about what I’m doing
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1 day ago
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…………….
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1 day ago
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Can I help you
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1 day ago
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THIS DOESN’T CONCERN YOU
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1 day ago
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Ok sorry
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1 day ago
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NOOOO DON’T MAKE HER MAKE ME WEAR A MAID DRESS AND BULLY ME 🫣
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1 day ago
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Finally, it’s someone ELSE’S turn to get bullied by the quotebot.
1 day ago
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🤣🫵
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2 days ago
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( he goes to say something stupid back and sure enough… Spamton is Muted. ) …………. 😡
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2 days ago
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Enough out of you
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2 days ago
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That’s what I thought.
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2 days ago
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Okay so explain the matching suits and matching pins and matching motifs and the fact that he comes to me for advice on the show and in general and also we spend all our time together and get drunk and kiiiiisssss 😏
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2 days ago
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I said it first, so…
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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… Dude, even if you were a real fake Mike, you wouldn’t be Tenna’s favourite.
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2 days ago
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Yo?
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2 days ago
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You’re not getting me with that I know you don’t work for him.
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2 days ago
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A TRAGIC CLOWN.
2 days ago
So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.
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-ˋˏ✄- - - - - - - ♡
2 days ago
It's preening and cute
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spamtenna quotes
2 days ago
10 year long game of gay chicken
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He holds me like a plushie all night it’s kinda n— it’s gay.
2 days ago
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I’m Spamton! I’m the best and most beloved, Tenna’s favorite!
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2 days ago
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DID EVERYONE SEE THAT? UNPROMPTED PHYSICAL ASSAULT
2 days ago
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( crumpling to the ground like a ragdoll )
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2 days ago
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My classic line.
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2 days ago
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