I was never book smart I’m money smart

The light from the billboard always shines But it changed twelve times since you went away

AND I GOT THIS SICKNESS THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT [more, more, more!!!]. SO I JUST TAKE AND TAKE [and take and take and take and take and take and take] UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING BUT BONES. AND THEN I TAKE THE BONES, TOO. AND EVEN THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.

Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."

I JUST I DIDNT THINK I COULD STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID GOODBYE .

My tulpa, a 12’0 DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics TV girl in a suit jacket: You must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Now, off with your head.

I always wanted to die clean and pretty But I'd be too busy on working days So I am relieved that the turbulence wasn't forecasted I couldn't have changed anyways

You put the stars to shame.

- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off - Why do you care. I'm a grown man

- Service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining. - Hey Todd, go kill yourself.

When yo sneaky link pipis get too attached

Hence nothing remains except for our regrets.

By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing. Maybe it's the lighting.

And I hope that if I found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way.

Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love Chapter 1: The Power of Love The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

The Happy Smiler

THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.

Mom, am I still young? Can I dream for a few months more?

If my brother's dead, I am not alive. If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.

Make fun of you, dear lady? Perish the thought!

Dance break!

Dance break!

Though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.

* (... The surface of the canvas was nothing more than a monochrome smear.) * (Next, a tree was painted over it...) * (... painted over everything...) * (... leaving nothing but a simple still life.) * (... After all, there wasn't anything to look at in the room besides a single tree.)

I was never book smart I’m money smart

commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you. commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation

DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!

No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess

By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing. Maybe it's the lighting.

*angrily punches a wall masculinely*

THIS ASSHOLE is now your buddy!

this is it, noelle, come check this out— big. fucking. woods hole.

Heheh, heh. Bluff called!

> LOONGALOO > ATK ?? DEF ?? > Some call it the Ultimate Sgadow. > It appears to be jolding a crystal.

HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.

In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.

LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU

MIKE!!! Let's get a check on the MAD-O-METER!!! [ The Mad-O-Meter shows up. It's bright red and covered in blood and veins. It's so through the roof that the top of it has busted open. ]

You call me "dude" and then ask me to peg you Burnt out dude, you look like you're sixty

Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.

Thank you, I'll say goodbye now Though its the end of the world Don't blame yourself And if its true I will surround you and give life to a world That's our own

HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.

Yeah. Lots of fan mail coming in— They want him to start fagging it up. I mean queering it up.

OUR QUEERPLATONIC POLYCULE vs THEIR HOMOSOCIAL CIRCLEJERK

Hence nothing remains except for our regrets.

Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.