I get wet at the thought of you Being a responsible guy

THIS ASSHOLE is now your buddy!

DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!

I love you. I'm glad I exist.

AND I GOT THIS SICKNESS THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT [more, more, more!!!]. SO I JUST TAKE AND TAKE [and take and take and take and take and take and take] UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING BUT BONES. AND THEN I TAKE THE BONES, TOO. AND EVEN THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.

“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.

I was never book smart I’m money smart

Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.

DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!

Ends with a sniff or a huff or injection, I can't handle rejection

I JUST I DIDNT THINK I COULD STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID GOODBYE .

- Service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining. - Hey Todd, go kill yourself.

Girl is that a pie in your window

Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.

AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE

You call me "dude" and then ask me to peg you Burnt out dude, you look like you're sixty

She’s being torn apart from the inside out, and the person she loves more than life itself is right in front of her.

Diminish my feelings if you wish, but do NOT expect me to take this lying down— that’s more your style, from what I can tell.

By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing. Maybe it's the lighting.

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is barely alive

AND I GOT THIS SICKNESS THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT [more, more, more!!!]. SO I JUST TAKE AND TAKE [and take and take and take and take and take and take] UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING BUT BONES. AND THEN I TAKE THE BONES, TOO. AND EVEN THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.

Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.

my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Nagito Komaeda to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair

THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.

He says, it will be all right. He does not mean that we are not frightened. Only that: we are here. This is what it means to swim in the tide, to walk the earth and feel it touch your feet, this is what it means to be alive.

Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

Make fun of you, dear lady? Perish the thought!

HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.

- I don't like you. You're such a little bitch. - ... But I'm you. - I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

i'm so obsessed with your ex!

“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.

I did not care. I thought: give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for.

Girl is that a pie in your window

You truly are testing the patience of a man who could... level a city if he wished, you know.

To know him is to love him.

The world is as big as you want it to be. Where will you go next?

I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck

No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess

commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you. commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

i know her star sign, i know her blood type i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful

LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU

YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .

Diminish my feelings if you wish, but do NOT expect me to take this lying down— that’s more your style, from what I can tell.

I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck

I did not care. I thought: give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for.

The light from the billboard always shines But it changed twelve times since you went away

LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU