//ME TOO KINGGGG

Are you crying for a buying?

( chuckle of fond remembrance ) Haha, yeah, you would do that.

[ Taking a really long drink of his drink ]

Okay fine I’m ONLY doing this cuz they said they’d pay me.

NOELLE!!! OH SHE'S ALL GROWN!!! NO WAIT DON'T LET HER LOOK AT ME I'LL CRY

WHAT!? Ugh!! Okay you know what? Those jokes don't know how to do their job right anyway. Play the laugh track!! [ Some laughing stars pelt out at her, not defenseless it seemed. ]

[ Jerking back before she can ] GET OUT. I'M SERIOUS. WHERE ARE THE STUPID GUARDS

I don't believe you?? Get out of my studio. Whoever you are.

....stay back.

[ Hiding behind a chair thats way smaller than him ]

Maybe you have pica or something!! I dunno!

As long as it's not me!

Ohhh okay it makes sense now nevermind.

Oh. ....Who was your old coworker again?

I want to talk about this. Should I be threatened

//I watched the mario movie and it gave me muse but also like in an evil way. like i could do it better.

Do we need to talk about something.

I'm using the pipe more just to spite him.

[ Smoking out of his big ol pipe, even has the paper. How nice. ]

//I think he likes the tied up tail bc its more goat like. anyway

What was I supposed to say? That I couldn't have done that by myself? That I needed him to support me? That he was the only person in my life that I haven't screwed over? That my entire family hates me? That he's my only friend? That I love him? Probably. I didn't say anything.

//

// you sick fuck

Darnit, this is all that spammy MAILMAN'S fault!! He... he told me he was gonna teach me how to use technology!! H... How to plug in and make! It! Big...! And where is HE!?

//i log on and be evil and then log off

// now everyone look at this now ok www.tumblr.com/eveotg/81192...

// the amount of time tenna would have had to have spent frozen on that one frame of spamton in order for it to get burnt in HE MAKES ME SOOOOO FUCKING MADDDDDDDD

//THEY CALL ME THE UNABLE TO DECIDER

Jesus christ, I'm getting a flight or fight response from my own reflection. No boundaries tonight! I guess! Why not? These fuckin' people get it! You get it, my man!!! Yeah!!! ... Is this it? Is this all there can be for someone like me? What else... is there?

[ AREN'T YOU HAVING SO MUCH FUN? ] - OF COURSE! - OF COURSE! - OF COURSE! - OF COURSE!

Will I live in shame of The things in the past that I should have done for you?

Trying to remain composed while asking me to go When I scare the last away all of the fault will be my own

//YAYYYYYYYYY YAYAYAYAYAY ROAR LYRICS*literally suggested it*

Kill him!!! Kill him now!!!

I am Jack's wasted life.

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."

they're always doing everything on that goddamned couch they're always on that dammed couch

//hed start blaming spamton too but like its kind of obvious its mostly tenna to blame so hes using other tools here

vaguely twinkish co-worker: theres a guy in my apartment complex whos wifi is called "burger time" me (not paying attention): I thought about killing you yesterday.

//I mean it is

?isnt beimg gay your job

//I worry with spamton i get too serious too fast but also like. he would do that?

Does anyone know what an e-mail is???

I feel so NORMAL today!

//Of course you put this in. of course

A [boy] SHOULD BE LIKE A [bowl of corn flakes]. [Sweet], C0LD, [[harm]]LESS, Available, DRY, WET, [corn], [[sex]]LESS, DANGEROUS, [shy, extroverted,], [[The Grand Canyon]], HOT, [2 inches tall], THE [opposite] OF HIMSELF, A [lesbian], GOD, ALSO

Graphic Design major here! I like when girls kick me in the stomach until I start crying and call me pathetic

how ironic. how sad. even in their wildest dreams, they’re still tethered to something.