* KRIS. * KRIS. * KRIS. * THAT'S RIGHT. * YOU. * I NEED YOU. * TO BE BIG. * WITH ME. * VERY VERY BIG * SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK * STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO * H E A V E N

I USED TO LET PEOPLE [Ashtray] ME FOR [4.99]

HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses] AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?

He is my big, crazy, wild bear and we love to chase each other around the house. (“I OUGHT TO FUCKING KILL YOU!”) We have a great time together.

[[Shamrock Shake]] YO BOOTY

// class timeeee slow replies

My favorite things are... jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons, aaaaand dirt.

[[Arent you… forgetting someone…?]]

YUM YUM [rewardscards]

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

[[Top 100 Women of 202X:]]

[[678-999-8212!]]

[[Nobody gave a shit! Not even his family! Body gets tossed into river. No funeral.]]

// ok work timeeeee but im out back all day so slow replies

[[Your—Device Is Now—UNPROTECTED. Have you ever felt that you didn’t deserve good things? yyxfvhjuhhggpvrlyyacmixnr…]]

// he’s literally so funny. pissing me off

I [Die] EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY I FEEL LIKE I'M [Dying]. AND MY INSIDES TURN A LITTLE MORE [black and charred].

// while we’re on the topic i wanna share one of my favourite posts www.tumblr.com/funtergeist/...

// oh so sleepy…

CC an I JUST BE SHOT

THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON

// ohhh the divorce

( that makes him pause, for a minute. what a horrible save. he KNOWS tenna didn’t mean in terms of profit. it’s just easier to pretend that he did. ) …… WHEN THE X$!& DID YOU EVER CARE ABOUT SHARING

These hoes don't want a solution! They just want someone to talk to.

[Clown]!? NO!!! I FEEL SICK!!!

WHY DOESNT ANY[Buddy] [Fawn Response] OVER ME AND PIPI. I HELPED [[Easy-Bake]] HER TOO

OOC : // Pigeon doodles. She makes me feel maternal

// okay… whatever… kicks a rock

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]... OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU

[[Pluh!]]

Look how small and disgusting his nose is!!! Yuck!!!

// i saw art that made me think about this again fuuuuuckk

OOC : //

// ok it’s gonna be a continuous wip but i added Most of the quotes i had written down to the bot now. follow my mentally ill bot

Okay, OKAY!!! Calm DOWN. MiniMike? [ MiniMike appears yet again, looking at Battat. ] ... Can you take that costume off? [ MiniMike nods, and shakes her mic, and in a flash of sparkles ... a MiniBattat appears?! Still a devilish little scamp, though. ] ... Huh.

// how spamtons holding on to his hairline

( puffed up like a scared cat because she saw a male pattern baldness diagram )

ONE OF THESE THINGS FLYING INTO A WINDOW AND KILLING ITSELF.

( @motormouthdice.bsky.social )

She’s so pretty in like a dying rodent kind of way

[[My foam !]]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

// ok back to work at my stupid chud job

// honing in on raine’s ut!susie like a hawk

CAN [Wii Talk] ABOUT THE [Head?] THE [papier-mâché] [Head?]

DON’T CALL THEM [Toylets] BRO[[!]]

A little e-mail could've been in there, though …

// what did it mean by this

// (mentally sick in the head) i do still have an idea in my mind of making a spamtenna bot that posts various quotes that make me think of them