You can be my ian.

Hate me cus you #aint me

#wokeup ready to hate.

//This is the most childish thing they have ever done.

Me and Gabi are going through something right now but I am still the only Kris they don't despise so that makes me better than the rest of you by default. My aura points.

Ralsei can I have roof access. Can I have roof access. Can I have roof access. Can I go on the roof of the castle. Can I have roof access? I think it would be really funny to throw things at people from the roof. It would be really funny.

//I hope you hate them.

Ehat if instead of a kissing booth there was a kissing boob Follow for more bangers.

Messing with Ralsei is so funny because he responds to everything with such sincerity. I could ask him a hypothetical of "What if a little green man broke into your house and started breaking things, taking shit and like pulling your hair and just screaming at you and making you go crazy"

//Making Kris romanically illiterate was the best decision I have ever made They dont even have friends how are they going to deal with love? The answer is unsurprisingly "not well."

Begins loading my iconic Kris gun.

//ill respond to things tomorrow. Gonightttt

. Life or death for Kris Dreemurr.

Hey, why do I feel this way? I can't remember Hey, I'm ticking the time away On anesthesia Hey, why do I feel this way? I can't remember why I forgot my way...

//This is the most cringe conversation I've ever had the pleasure of writing. Everything about it hurt. And yet its also exactly what I wanted. I need Kris to be MORE cringe.

Current mood

I wish I could stop time so I can take all the cookies from the cookie jar without anyone knowing.

//I've been animating stuff for the final Anathema fight which I know I should probably work on the first arc rn but God I need that final Anathema fight to hit or else it was all for nothing. Whatever emotional story I tell is wasted if the final fight is lame

dr trayaurus you homophobic bastard

//

I need you to gut me like a fish.

Maybe i need to kill myself actually

The garbage is for both of us

Restless

We could be yaoi or yuri or even yaouri. The many career paths when dating me.

Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up

I ththink im a fafgoyt.

How hard is it to purchase a flamethrower?

Someone who works in an office.

//SOMETHING ABOUT TENNA GETTING PISSED AT KRIS SAYING JOHNNY TEST.

My opinions on TV are as follows Spongenbob

Tenna drama?

My knife is powerful. My knife is potent. My knife is epic.

Fortnite fridays

If i ssee gabi im attacking them. Affectionately

Starting. 3 w

Redg.

Red

Ogle.

Oranfe

Tfw you need physical affection so bad but asking for a hug is dumb as hell

I would be a dogshit babysitter.

I dont need to be held or anything but yeah.

//this kinda hurt to write cus this is the story of my life.

//I do think making Kris more emotionally closed off and less able to get close to people has made writing them a lot more fufilling to me even if it means I'm probably not going to be nearly as active as I was before.

Looking around, everyones having so much fun. But I'm not out there having fun with them.. It's just like before, isn't it? I don't fit in, I'm unable to just... go out there in front of everyone and have fun, I'm unable to make friends, I'm unable to talk and and hang out like everyone else can...

All my obsessions are perfectly healthy.

shes always saying this

I hear having a suicide pact is a cool and normal thing to do.