. Does anyone else have a hole in their head? haha, okay just me?? nevermind.

It is weird. Like.. Yeah theres no excuses anymore.. I should just be dead... My brain is in chunks...

I dont even know whats happening right now im so out of the loop.

Public safety is not something I'm concerned about. there will be a pandemic

What matters isn't that I lied to you. What matters is why I lied to you. And the reason is I thought it would be really funny.

petting myself if you wont

Sitting on a bench like a normal person. Hello.

I'm crazy im insane Im gonna kill you

I can do things that are very normal but in a somewhat impressive way that makes you go "wow that was kind of cool."

//I'm not even kidding when I say my Kris will never get a monster event because that would solve too many of their issues They don't get to fit in and they have to live with that. Sorry I want this bitch to suffer. I want them to be miserable.

They're killing me tomorrow

Rare gems

Hometown more like dorktown Gottem

If @souloflight.bsky.social is so good why isnt there a @soulofdark.bsky.social Wait.

Current mood

"Friends"

"The human" sso fucking fun yippie.. I lovethat i LOVE that sso FUCKin g much I love not fitting in, I love never belonging! I love being the pperson that rruins everythjng..its sso fucking fun. I LOVE being the freak.. so cool that I'm a human.. so cool that I will always be an other..

I am so reasonable.

//Seiko and Kris are breaking Gabi right now. Honestly just make it official. Start a polycule, losers.

Never in my life did I think I would be called a "thot" btw.

Get that peppa off of there

//lmao

Ggod.. what is wrong with me... Tthe.. the.. tthe fucking human of hometown.. huh.?? The freak.. ffuck off.

//I cant even lie the Kirby and the Forgotten Land DLC has started to influence things from my arc. Specifically Anathema.

//Funny that Raines susie is fagging it up in the afterlife while my Kris is having a mental breakdown explaining what happened to CastorSusie

Tthe lake... Her body is... gone?

. . . My hands are red.

I saw Hank Hill at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

Hair getting in your eyes? weak, I can't live WITHOUT hair in my eyes.

I am honestly glad baby spamton is dead

... Can I get another 2 thousand by knocking Mokou out again? Oh right.. They still hate me.

I'm totes boats. purchase boats. Isn't it kinda fucked up we have a giant lake at hometown and yet nobody goes boating??? We need to change that, lowkey.

I'm literally so okay right now and not falling apart.

La la la la laaa

I just do things sometimes and maybe that leads to good things happening but it usually leads to bad things.

I recently looked up surgery procedures and yeah its actually not really that gay, I dont know why Mokou did that shit.

I have autistic enby swag

*Watching Toriel and Tenna's conversation through the window with a deathstare.*

For the first time in Deltarune history, Scatman john music coming to a theatre near you!!!!! When is the world going to end, I dont fucking know? It's not my problem, The world is my oyster and I'm known for planting bombs in the houses of those who have wronged me.

//Kris in another life could've been an rpg maker horror game protag honestly they have a vibe.

The world is ending in 3 days btw. Call it.

Even with seatbelts people still die in car crashes. Sometimes pee pee poo poo mario kart ds racing with 0 friends and only enemies.

. Don't question the fact that my head is wrapped up in a blanket. I promise I do not have a giant gaping hole in my head. Trust.

I'm being outdone..

mr krabs

[You sailed the galaxy wide, just to be by our side and twinkle... Soaring beyond the skies, the bell tolls full of life now... One planet shines all alone and fights for its soul... Songs of your children weave all of the truth of our lives.]

*googling baby spamton on the lost media wiki.*

Woof..

* I am beginning to see the Frisk traits in them . . . No . . .