KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!

Tenna - THE [Tragic businesmen] THAT [Died] AT THE [Now] OF THE [Story] /Tenna Check text if Dealmaker is equipped

THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LIL [Hochi Mama] I AM LIVING [Big]! SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!

WELL NOW [char1ty mongrul3] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS GONNA HELP [m33t your inc3tiv3s]... /10th Anniversary

[Heaven], are you WATCHING?

WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]

THE [Nerd] OF THAT GUY, ASKING ME IF I WANT TO [Br34k] MY [F1st ] /10th Anniversary

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!! /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a

HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses] AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?

YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.

ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ] [what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON /10th Anniversary

KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!

HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...

HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!

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WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!! /10th Anniversary

LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?] WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]

KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses] AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?

HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

[[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]

KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!

NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!!

PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!

PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!

YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER.

WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!

HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...

EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY [5 easy payments of $9.99] UNTIL THEY'RE ALL IN THE [Disposal Area] BEGGING FOR MY [$#&*]!!! EVERYONE... EVERYONE EXCEPT... ... Mike... /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a

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I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!

DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee] THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!

HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points] MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?!

WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU.

I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!

Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

... WHAT EV3R!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS [You'll pay for this...] /10th Anniversary

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]... OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU

EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY [5 easy payments of $9.99] UNTIL THEY'RE ALL IN THE [Disposal Area] BEGGING FOR MY [$#&*]!!! EVERYONE... EVERYONE EXCEPT... ... Mike... /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a

WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!! /10th Anniversary

ENL4RGE Yourself

ENL4RGE Yourself

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... WAIT! WAIT [ONE 2nd]! IS THAT MY [Esteem Custom3r]?!

MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP!