... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]?? /Weirder Route

KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

I'M [Never doing that again]. /10th Anniversary

W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked].

THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LIL [Hochi Mama] I AM LIVING [Big]! SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!

[seeing his dedication,] [he decided to] [$!@*] EVERYONE [every day] /10th Anniversary

[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!? /10th Anniversary

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!! /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a

[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day] [and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it] [of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house] /10th Anniversary

HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day] [and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it] [of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house] /10th Anniversary

KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.

BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]

WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!

DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!

MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP!

WOAH!!! YOU SAUCY LITTLE [Sponge] YOU! DON'T BARGE IN WHEN A MAN IS [ch4nging Forms]!

CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]

THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON

THE [Nerd] OF THAT GUY, ASKING ME IF I WANT TO [Br34k] MY [F1st ] /10th Anniversary

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge] SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!

YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge] SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!

DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!

EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.

[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!] [You're disgu /10th Anniversary

DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!

BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!!

W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked].

DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????

... WHAT EV3R!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS [You'll pay for this...] /10th Anniversary

EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY [5 easy payments of $9.99] UNTIL THEY'RE ALL IN THE [Disposal Area] BEGGING FOR MY [$#&*]!!! EVERYONE... EVERYONE EXCEPT... ... Mike... /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a

BELIEVE IT OR !!

VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].

WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU.

THE [Nerd] OF THAT GUY, ASKING ME IF I WANT TO [Br34k] MY [F1st ] /10th Anniversary

[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!? /10th Anniversary

YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]

HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

ENL4RGE Yourself

WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!

KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING! IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]!

[Heaven], are you WATCHING?

Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????

[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!] [You're disgu /10th Anniversary

HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE NO ONE SEALS THE [Fountain] AROUND NOW. HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE.

SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO H E A V E N