> [Stick out your tongue and go "uelelelelelele."]

> "?"

Voice of the Cheated Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. Voice of the Hero ... Guess we probably should have expected that. > "That was... not very nice." Voice of the Stubborn She may have gotten us, but we can still take her down with us. > He's right. [Claw at her face.]

Heart, lungs, liver, nerves

your lover drives a stake into your body . and another , and another , and another . do i miss your heart because i can't stand to see it go ?

[Give her The Look.]

> "...Huh. I guess you're right. This is surprisingly stabless." Voice of the Contrarian See? Hilarious. Voice of the Hero Uh, it's just a hug. What's so funny about that? Voice of the Smitten I agree. There's nothing funny about the pure, loving bond we share! Voice of the Contrarian It's +

ain't no fellow feathers falling for a freak!

> "Beautiful women are always trying to injure and maim me"

Voice of the Smitten Of course, my beloved! Voice of the Cheated You know she can't hear us, right? Voice of the Smitten She may not be able to hear my words, but surely, she can hear my spirit! > I don't care about your spirit. We're not doing that. Voice of the Contrarian ... Now, just hear +

> "If I could get close *without* getting a knife in my gut, then I definitely wouldn't miss." Voice of the Smitten Well, you dullards may care for her, but *I* do. Voice of the Cheated Are you fucking serious?! She stabbed us! Voice of the Smitten What worthwhile romance doesn't— +

Buried pain is still pain.

> "Sorry, not a big hugger." [Step back and grip your blade.] You take a step back and tighten your grip on the blade. Good. Don't fall for her tricks. ... Although, you are going to have to get closer to her to slay her.

> "Nope. Haven't seen any stabby birds around lately. Guess you won't be able to stab anyone." Voice of the Cheated ... Do you seriously think that's going to work?

> "... Knives for hands are overrated." Voice of the Cheated And painful. Don't forget painful.

No, don’t try romancing the Princess. She wants to kill you!

( Long, drawn-out sigh. ) Look, but don't touch. ( Standing up, revealing three eggs. One of which is clearly not an egg. It's a golf ball, but she doesn't know what that is. )

> "I was just going to wait for them to hatch, but I guess we could leave with them." • "Ever heard of survival of the fittest? If we carry these guys out of here, they'll never learn to be independent." • "We?"

> "No?! We're not even... who would I even cheat with?" Voice of the Contrarian ... The Narra-? Voice of the Hero NO. > "I think I might be myopic. Mitosis. Mytosis. I think I got it."

> "... WHAT?" Voice of the Smitten You... you monster! How could you commit such a vile act- Voice of the Paranoid and Hero Shut up! Voice of the Smitten Well, I never!

// accidentally downloaded the extension that makes you gay

> "I *thought* that, I didn't- Um, yeah? Obviously? They're my Eggs." Voice of the Hero ... I don't remember you laying these, though. Voice of the Paranoid I don't, either. Are these even ours? Where the hell did these things come from?!

There's just something about you. Maybe it's the whole "shutting down my organs" thing, but your whole vibe just screams "shouldn't be responsible for children."

> "What?" Voice of the Hero What? Voice of the Paranoid ... Did she hear that?

Voice of the Paranoid Don't fall for her tricks. It's all part of the manipulation. > ... You're starting to sound a lot like a certain someone I know. Voice of the Paranoid Well He was right! Maybe just in this one case, but still! > But look at how sad she looks! +

( Hissing like a cat? )

( Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. ) For some reason, I can't bring myself to believe that.

Hey HEY

"Ohh where were you you need to slay the princess and save the world" I was taking care of my eggs so watch your fucking mouth

• Wow, that's an amazing idea that I totally never saw coming, thanks for looking out for us! [Stab her in the back.] "Wow! You said exactly the thing I imagined you would say as soon as you heard my brilliant plan. This whole day is a dream come true, really."

Hands clasped, the two of you open the door, and step out into a new day. You irredeemable murderers.

// stupid bird

> "I Can Hear You Guys Talking About Me Y'know"

// literally the exact line that i was thinking of it was just buried in my subconscious

// while eddie tries to pull eli to disco elysium im gonna try to pull him to slay the princess. like a skit in a cartoon

Voice of the Smitten God I hope so. > "?" Voice of the Smitten You heard me.

She skewers you.

> "I don't get any cool observational shit like that. Just a bunch of stuffy British dudes talking in my ear." Voice of the Hero Aren't you... also British? We're voices in your head. > "If I were British, I'd know." Voice of the Skeptic If we have an accent, it stands to reason you do as well.

Voice of the Opportunist Heard bet and got REALLY excited for a moment.

> "Implying voices in your head are abnormal"

Take the blade. It's the only way forward. You've already tried everything else. Don't you remember? You have to take the blade.

Voice of the Hero She's a based monarchist. > [Bang your head against the table.] > [Bang your head against the table.] > [Bang your head against the table.] > [Bang your head against the table.] > "Ow." Voice of the Contrarian Blowjob Andy > "BLOWJOB? WHAT?"

// audibly laughed out loud at that

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Caffiene is about the only chemical your body Hasn't developed a dependency on. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - And those things taste like battery acid. Seriously, why make a drink that does nothing but make your tongue swell up and give you a sore throat? PAIN THRESHHOLD - Wait a minute

It's okay babygirl. I will protect you.

Mmy bones