KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

JEAN VICQUEMARE - “He's been on about Mike again?” The detective shakes his head.

// ive been frowning for the last 10 minutes

// DE MOBILE ACTUALLY RELEASED???????

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - You're /always/ happy for his arrival. This is the only fun you get anymore. COMPOSURE - You are smiling at him in a particularly puppy-esque manner right now, though. AUTHORITY - Come on, man. YOU - [ COMPOSURE CHECK - 12 (SUCCESS) ] (Wipe it off.)

VOLITION - There is something deep and foreboding awakening within you. Listen to me, you must avoid it at all costs. Your livelihood is on the line. Your /soul/ is on the line. Do not engage with it. Do not even glance at it. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Yoyu should text him

YOU - "I can say it. Im a close friend of the /homo-sexual underground./" ESPIRIT DE CORPS - In the dingy offices of the 41st precinct, Kim Kitsuragi pinches his brow as a sudden sharp pain shoots between his temples. To hell with it. The rest of this paperwork can wait until tomorrow, he thinks.

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant is looking incredulously between the garishly colored "A VERY GROOVY SAINTNIGHTS" wool sweater in your arms and the equally tacky oversized "NICHOL BABY" sweater currently being worn on your person. SUGGESTION - Tell him it's /double lined./

SHIVERS - Revachol is the capital of the world. Jamrock is the capital of Revachol. Droplets form on your eyelashes. INLAND EMPIRE - It's home.

SHIVERS - Droplets form on your eyelashes. INLAND EMPIRE - It's home.

temp pinned. it's riley.

JEAN VICQUEMARE - “He's been on about Mike again?” The detective shakes his head.

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

// I should be using Drama more than Rhetoric I think definitely

SUGGESTION - She's literally nice.

HALF LIGHT - Nice going, idiot. You made her cry. YOU - Wh- It was your idea!! EMPATHY - No, look closer... They're tears of relief. You're Comforting her. It was working. VOLITION - Oh My God Are You Really All Going To Do This With Every Woman You Talk To

|| 2 white claws in and the kim will start talkin

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Glooby. Adjective. In A State Of, or Being Gloob. CONCEPTUALIZATION - Can't be a desirable state. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - It's up to preference, really. PERCEPTION - She looks upset when saying this. EMPATHY - It's an admission to herself, too. This is Not her proudest moment.

// l'esprit de harry possessing eddie whenever he posts on the harry du bois account

HALF LIGHT - Fuck's that supposed to mean??? LOGIC - Your words are famously meticulously thought through, down to each individual word. RHETORIC - You said word twice. SUGGESTION - Should a teenager really even be worried about getting their shit together?

// Really hope gabi can't see this and read all of his fucking flavor text

ENCYCLOPEDIA - He's expecting you to know both the scientific name of your species And the graadian slang for a cigarette in order to dunk on you. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - You could punt this thing like a football if you wanted to. PERCEPTION - Why is he so small???

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - You're beautiful. You're single. HALF LIGHT - The hell is he implying here????

// the tutti fruity bracket text is INSANE

HALF LIGHT - Red handed. AUTHORITY - Now drill him. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Smoke! Off! Smoke! Off! VOLITION - We're Not Doing That. DRAMA - He was probably lying about you being gay too.

HOMO-SEXUAL UNDERGROUND - He can't reclaim that. YOU [ DRAMA CHECK - 8 (SUCCESS) ] - "Did you make that number up just now?"

//

// The fucking bug got me I'm sorry I dont know whatsgoing on mr freeman im scared

HALF LIGHT - Fuck does this guy think he is? AUTHORITY - Who does he think he's /talking to?/ REACTION SPEED - Wh- how did he do that with his mouth??? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - You could /dog walk/ this guy in a smoke-off. Take him up toke for toke. That's the only authority he'll answer to.

REACTION SPEED - Hey wait a second

SAVOIR FAIRE - This guy doesn't know /jack shit./ Has he seen your one-a-day game??? PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your one-a-day game is /garbage,/ dude.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Well well well, what do we- VOLITION - DON'T.

CONCEPTUALIZATION - This image fascinates you. The overly compressed, utterly incomprehensible visuals combined with the outwardly relatable caption, yet the dark black bars of the crossed out original caption invite intrigue of something much more sinister lying beneath.

WE WOLL ALL DIE SOME DAY

HALF LIGHT - This kid knows what's up. You're all in on that *Mazovian Cannibalism Shit.* RHETORIC - Its about as vague and inflammatory as many protest slogans are. There's no actual communist sentiment within the words itself, it's just vague anti-rich posturing. It could be directed at anything.

HALF LIGHT - Something's/wrong./ PAIN THRESSHOLD- You can feel it in your guts. VOLITION - You've noticed it, haven't you? The usual deranged rambling of your brain's irreperably damaged reward system has gone silent. Part of you has been /replaced./ SHIVERS - EVERYTHING IS OUT OF BALANCE.

// god bluesky layout tech is so fucking easy dude you don't even need to put Spacers in the bio anymore. I love you flatter image aspect ratio

he was, himself, the most horrible creature he could imagine

PAIN THRESHHOLD - It lives fast and dies young, baby. HALF LIGHT - That's how you want to go out. Causing as much pain and suffering as possible to everything around you until they finally cut you out. VOLITION - Most people can go their whole lives with perfectly normal, non-explosive appendices.

// man I really should get around to making that gregor samsa account

He's like a rich white woman's 19 year old spanish water dog with shit in its eyes

ESPRIT DE CORPS: What the hell are you doing? #discoelysium #harrydubois #kimkitsuragi #kimharry

// im not actually gonna hold myself to finishing these within the research times they're just there for funsies. im not actually making these skill checks irl either so they'll mostly just be Informing them

THOUGHT CABINET. 🔹 ⠀

The world's gone beautiful because it's about to die.