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a bot that posts quotes from the game the beginners guide by davey wreden.
NNEED OTHER SIDE! DOOR WHY U SO
about 2 hours ago
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Reasonable.
about 2 hours ago
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Hi there. Thank you very much for playing The Beginner's Guide.
about 2 hours ago
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Live on a boat taking orders from the captain. The captain is always wrong.
about 2 hours ago
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NNEED OTHER SIDE! DOOR WHY U SO
about 2 hours ago
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NEW ROOM!
about 16 hours ago
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ehhhhhhhhhhh don't bother
about 18 hours ago
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You'll see what I'm talking about when you've been there for a while longer.
about 20 hours ago
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To get out, you need to tell me how you feel right now.
about 22 hours ago
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If I could have reached him during this time then maybe I could have asked him, but I couldn't, I still don't understand why this is here. I'll put the code on the ground here for you so that we can move on.
about 24 hours ago
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Well done, all of you
1 day ago
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This room actually has a maze in it. Except that all of the walls of the maze are invisible. And then every time you touch one of the walls there's this awful flashing and noise, so the experience is really miserable.
1 day ago
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It does not matter if you ever get over there
1 day ago
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That's the story, little one. Oh don't you worry now, we'll be through this mess in no time! I promise you'll wish there was more. Why don't I finish up here, in the mean time could you please clear the table?
1 day ago
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WE WOLL ALL DIE SOME DAY
1 day ago
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So this is June of 2011, and I didn't hear anything from him for several weeks, I guess. Uh, and so out of nowhere one I day I get an email, and it's got a private link to a new game of Coda's.
1 day ago
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Do you feel like a hero yet?
1 day ago
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I realize that this doesn't make sense to you just yet. Which is fine, you're not my problem to solve. But I do hope that one day it clicks, and that you make peace with this thing you are wrestling. And when you finally see what I am talking about.
1 day ago
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...what? That will free me? How does that work?
1 day ago
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Guys, it's not so bad in here
2 days ago
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Oh, dear, looks like someone spilled a drink over by the couch. Maybe mop that up as long as you're over there?
2 days ago
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The switch to open this door is actually on the other side of the door, meaning that it's literally impossible to solve from this side. So even if you somehow brute forced your way through the first two challenges and got to this point, there's actually just no way to progress!
2 days ago
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Why? Was there anything about it that you felt good about? Being here stinks!
2 days ago
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He doesn't put them onto the internet, he just makes them and then immediately abandons them and they sit on his computer forever.
2 days ago
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There is no second switch
2 days ago
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escape...escape...need an escape
2 days ago
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Well, you get something else in exchange.
2 days ago
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From up here it just looks like dots
2 days ago
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The guy over there wrote much wrong
3 days ago
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If I could give him this gift, maybe I could fix the problem!
3 days ago
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Do you enjoy being a housecleaner?
3 days ago
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Eh, there's a bit more to this one, but still it's not really communicating anything, it's kinda just weird for weirdness sake.
3 days ago
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I am compelled
3 days ago
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Ha! And here I go with another lecture. Of course I would. Don't you worry about all that nonsense, for now just smooth out the rug in the bedroom.
3 days ago
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True, maybe I only like things once I don't have them any more.
3 days ago
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I just saw a flying penguin, let me tell you it was the most majestic thing I have ever seen! I don't feel like living because nothing will ever be as majestic as that.
3 days ago
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Hey guys hows it going just hangin
3 days ago
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You desperately need something and I cannot give it to you. I literally do not have it.
3 days ago
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I don't think I ever told you this, but when I took your work and I was showing it to people, it actually felt... It felt as though I were responsible for something important and valuable.
3 days ago
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There are too many messages in this area.
3 days ago
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Devil Tower Star
4 days ago
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Heh, it's strange, but the thought of not being driven by external validation is unthinkable, like I actually cannot conceive of what that would be like!
4 days ago
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And to be honest I didn't consider it very healthy, when I first played this game. It looked to me like he was trying to disconnect himself from the world, And that wasn't what I wanted for him or for his games.
4 days ago
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And it kind of makes you wonder: What was going through his head as he was building this?
4 days ago
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A series of lavish manuals come with the game giving you incorrect instructions on how to play.
4 days ago
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Darling, let me tell you something. In your lifetime, you are going to clean a lot of houses. And among all those, a few of them will stick out as truly wonderful, beautiful experiences. And none of them will be the ones that were easy.
4 days ago
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Um... So anyway, Coda finishes this game, and then really he just kind of...takes off for a while.
4 days ago
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Well, to show you I'm modifying the game here so that when you press 'Enter', it'll bring you back up to full speed, so you can enter the door for yourself.
4 days ago
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This game is called Escape from Whisper, and it's one of the more generic games you'll see from Coda.
4 days ago
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His terrible secret, he kept it well
4 days ago
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