(six beers in) I always wan;ted to be pollinated

Notes from a Hunter's Journal: @swirlingneon.bsky.social "Clover. If they have a surname, I've never heard it. That's okay. Clover fits them. They seem to be a human, but there is something unnatural about them. Their pale skin and dark and heavy eyes are parts of this suspicion. -

I call this cocktail the "neurotoxin". You can guess why

Nowhere is safe

If I ask for a specific name you don't have to understand. You just have to call me that

They're making me clip the coke nail

You'll never guess where I put the mistletoe 🙂

I bring a real "The events of this story might be metaphor and symbolism contained within my fractured psyche" vibe to the party that people don't quite understand

// i think it will always be hard to get across how emotionally fucked up they are.

don't open your third eye, you won't like what you see

really thought truth potions would be a bigger problem in my day to day life.

kill count? uh, yeah, everyone does

having political thriller sex tomorrow. might have to fuck the launch codes out of someone. but will i give them to my superiors...? does my loyalty lie with my country?

i think my scary shadow friends have something to say about that

hey baby would you be my handler😎 nothing weird i mean you send me to go kill people and i report back to you haha

should i...?

erm .. vessel alert

I had to take a vow of non-chastity when I signed up as a fucker. They don't tell you these things in school

This place is a prison and I'm about to bust

I'm perfectly trustworthy especially when you don't know what I do or who I am or any silly things like that

I don't ask how the ring that lights candles works all I know is that I need it for the candle puzzle okay? Get off my back

( The kids'll all be fine... )

The Sensual Pervert has sent you a text...

Nobody in a fight is ever prepared for the poison bite.

I'm not used to being so comfortable at night. Usually the old springs keep creaking whenever I move..

I need to experience lying in the sun one more time before winter..

^\ < my nice innocent face

How are you supposed to defend yourself from the Chicago dogs without stockpiles of weaponry

3am is an early bedtime in some ways

I'm really not used to this smalltown life.

Sometimes, it's so quiet here.. I could almost hear my own heartbeat.

let's feed our insecurities

sigh... if only I had a hunk who could perform team-up attacks with me..

Where do you want to go?

Sometimes in life you just have to run around touching everything until a door opens

We need to get freakier STAT

.. Plenty of time to practice some knife tricks, here..

It's super easy to punch above your weight class.