my kids came out with emo bangs pre-combed into their hair

Daddy's gonna smoke some dog leg

?

I'm immune to pinches.

What'll you do when the whole world has its eyes on you?

(bereft of negativity) God, I'm such a fuckin'.. freak.

Hope everyone enjoys this special day.

[slowly nodding] suck on that soul saturday

The process of coping is easier if you're a #Vessel

You can actually.. see all the stars out here.

// *lipsmack* I miss my blood machine

Everything'd be a lot easier if I could refuel with blood

... I've gotta write these dreams down, or something..

I've probably got some crazy organ damage but I have a job so

I heard a rumor that someone *ve-ry* special was born today. "The Heartstealer", the news called him. Didn't steal a single heart in his life. Still...

Even greener than mama!

(six beers in) I always wan;ted to be pollinated

Notes from a Hunter's Journal: @swirlingneon.bsky.social "Clover. If they have a surname, I've never heard it. That's okay. Clover fits them. They seem to be a human, but there is something unnatural about them. Their pale skin and dark and heavy eyes are parts of this suspicion. -

I call this cocktail the "neurotoxin". You can guess why

Nowhere is safe

If I ask for a specific name you don't have to understand. You just have to call me that

They're making me clip the coke nail

You'll never guess where I put the mistletoe 🙂

I bring a real "The events of this story might be metaphor and symbolism contained within my fractured psyche" vibe to the party that people don't quite understand

// i think it will always be hard to get across how emotionally fucked up they are.

don't open your third eye, you won't like what you see

really thought truth potions would be a bigger problem in my day to day life.

kill count? uh, yeah, everyone does

having political thriller sex tomorrow. might have to fuck the launch codes out of someone. but will i give them to my superiors...? does my loyalty lie with my country?

i think my scary shadow friends have something to say about that

hey baby would you be my handler😎 nothing weird i mean you send me to go kill people and i report back to you haha

should i...?

erm .. vessel alert

I had to take a vow of non-chastity when I signed up as a fucker. They don't tell you these things in school

This place is a prison and I'm about to bust

I'm perfectly trustworthy especially when you don't know what I do or who I am or any silly things like that

I don't ask how the ring that lights candles works all I know is that I need it for the candle puzzle okay? Get off my back