// i think it will always be hard to get across how emotionally fucked up they are.

don't open your third eye, you won't like what you see

really thought truth potions would be a bigger problem in my day to day life.

kill count? uh, yeah, everyone does

having political thriller sex tomorrow. might have to fuck the launch codes out of someone. but will i give them to my superiors...? does my loyalty lie with my country?

i think my scary shadow friends have something to say about that

hey baby would you be my handler😎 nothing weird i mean you send me to go kill people and i report back to you haha

should i...?

erm .. vessel alert

I had to take a vow of non-chastity when I signed up as a fucker. They don't tell you these things in school

This place is a prison and I'm about to bust

I'm perfectly trustworthy especially when you don't know what I do or who I am or any silly things like that

I don't ask how the ring that lights candles works all I know is that I need it for the candle puzzle okay? Get off my back

( The kids'll all be fine... )

The Sensual Pervert has sent you a text...

Nobody in a fight is ever prepared for the poison bite.

I'm not used to being so comfortable at night. Usually the old springs keep creaking whenever I move..

I need to experience lying in the sun one more time before winter..

^\ < my nice innocent face

How are you supposed to defend yourself from the Chicago dogs without stockpiles of weaponry

3am is an early bedtime in some ways

I'm really not used to this smalltown life.

Sometimes, it's so quiet here.. I could almost hear my own heartbeat.

let's feed our insecurities

sigh... if only I had a hunk who could perform team-up attacks with me..

Where do you want to go?

Sometimes in life you just have to run around touching everything until a door opens

We need to get freakier STAT

.. Plenty of time to practice some knife tricks, here..

It's super easy to punch above your weight class.

keep sucking that flat chest

z ...

[ idly running a finger along the dull end of a long, thick blade. ] ... i think the luminescent paint's coming off.

We're smoking that homemade beeswax you stupid piece of shit

Here, kitty, kitty....

// i think they have very unhealthy standards they hold themselves to. deeply ingrained idea of their need to be "pretty" or "cute" or whatever.

With a routine like mine, it's hard not to stay fit...!

My life would make a pretty cool movie, I think. Drama, mystery.. action... blood..

( Just need a little punch, that's all.. )