Officer? Goddamn.

(Oh her rack is ENORMOUS I want her)

(Oh fuck my bonar)

Everyone on this case is stupid except for me

HEY

( nc ) one of my ancestors was named dexter but i don't think that's related to my thing

#ofthedevil #otdevil bluesky can have this too :)

(Running away like a dog with something in its mouth)

??????? No it's not. Tell me.

When did you take this picture of me you weren't even there

// do you think she even knows shes alive

It's no trouble. Gave me time to enjoy my cigarette. "Cigarette? Like tobacco?" "...What are you, eighty?"

I WANNA RUN AWAY, CHANGE MY NAME I WANNA RUN AWAY, FIX MY SHIT ===== indie fandomless oc, penned by snowy ❄️ [ #MVRP - #OCRP - #RPSKY ]

That's pretty good shooting, isn't it? "Hitting the bullseye at the shooting range is 'good shooting.'" "Doing it six times in a row is *great*." "...But shooting six *people* with accuracy like that...?" '...It's a whole different beast.' "Takes a certain kind of monster—a real *freak*."

// ooooh im killing m

⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺ TG: 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙙 TG: 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙙𝙚, TG: 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 TG: 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚. TG: 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜, TG: 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚. ⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺ #HOMESTUCKRP #MVRP ⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺

...Sorry, Serra—whatever you are. You were just born wrong. Not your fault, necessarily. ...If it were up to me, you'd get points for trying.

What is it that I do? Um... When a crime has been committed, I can, by application of order and method and the slow extinguishing of my own soul, find without fail or doubt, whodunit.

You woke the bear from his sleep. You cannot cry when he tangos. "That's not an expression in any language."

...If it were up to me, you'd get points for trying. Trying to be... something more. Trying to be something at all. Or anything other than what you are.

...If it were up to me, you'd get points for trying. Trying to be... something more. Trying to be something at all. Or anything other than what you are.

ah.. monika monday? ^^

yeah well it’s Jill Jonday too

Morgan Monday yet again.

...Sorry, Serra—whatever you are. You were just born wrong. Not your fault, necessarily. ...If it were up to me, you'd get points for trying.

...Sorry, Serra—whatever you are. You were just born wrong. Not your fault, necessarily. ...If it were up to me, you'd get points for trying.