What, just because a guy jerks off to dudes kissing makes him GAY?

glasnost assholes made a mess and the wwar got cold shook hands with both ronalds reagan and mcdonalds no doubt if your name end with -in time to get out

i hear he keeps worms

[ trying to comb a hand through his hair but some of it comes off in small chunks because it's still partly actively petrifying ] you know i Also have the hip shop leitmotif and am a desperate footstool

Sendinge this as Anon cause I’me shyeth but doth thine likest chubbye white dudesth

so

//I feel like somethin bad is gonna happen to me, luv. I feel like somethin bad has happened. It hasn't reached me but its on its way.

//Ramb's phone footage of him finding his own bloated corpse

before i die will u make me the happiest welp in the dark world and play goo goo babies with me luv

YOUR [Big Boss] [Shuck] ME GOOD N HARD THROUGH MY [[Convertible Zip-Off Pants $30-$65]]

We have reached the absolute, luv.

//i couldnt fucking breathe when they made that fuckinh bot

nothing i could do luv. i could only watch

peace n luv. god be with you ini yer hearts n stuff innit

i like to use one of tenna's dodgy cameras and leave it under the bar counter so i can listen to the bloody barmy stuff people jaw about at the bar

CAN SOMEBODY GET RAMB OUT OF HERE

Idgaf how small my shit is you’re gonna ride it & act like it hurts

do i have to leave the bar

Ramb I think the Angel should kill you

It's Pronounced "Romb"

Guys DON’T do coke it’s NOT the life you want when I was on coke I’d wake up with 4 bitches in my bed do a line off their tits chug a whole bottle of vodka drunk drive to the bar fuck 4 more bitches I didn’t have a job but I still made $20k a month spent $15k on coke and hookers my life was HORRIBLE

The scariest thing about My Hacker's Life is that nobody knows I've been keeping contact with my friend the Power Strip on the download. We're tight like the lips of the scary TVs Guy who won't tell me about his silly rabbit

Mantle Frontiers

y #ramb resprite redesign au

my #ramb fanart 😍

us cyber lads gotta stick together guv... share our tastes #SingleLookingToMi

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GET HIM OUT OF HERE

35 is awesome it’s like milf age. Or sexy librarian age. 🤤💭

// sometimes i do feel the inkling of a desire to write ramb legitimately seriously and genuinely, i think he provides an interesting window into the miserable hopelessness that afflicts every inch of the tv world, but, also, this ooc rambposting is way too fucking funny i keep going back to it

I have zero desire to talk to this man let alone have him relate to my posts.

And I wish I had a thick bitch rubbing on my shoulders but we can’t all get what we want. 😒

I've Had Enough

@stonealready.bsky.social Tell your friend to put me inside the cyber game world so I can hack this deck and split it in my favor

I will find him in the original game

the original game, where nothing happens

everybody luvs me. peace n luv peace n luv

[ ... Changes into a baseball cap that says "#1 BARTENDER", a t-shirt with Ramb's face on it, holds out a flag reading "GO RAMB!!!", and puts on a giant foam finger. Also with Ramb's face on it. ]

i wuld,never bet on myself becuase i'm a Bad person

why do I even fucking bother