No one will shake my hand anymore because I made a few jokes about handing ticks to people in the same way you might discreetly tip someone.

Noelle would like the Netskies.

one day I will shed any remaining semblance of rationality and fully embrace the suspicion that my loved ones are trying to harm me

My past selves are naked defenseless animals that are locked in cages, poked with needles and shocked by cattle prods

( ooc./ i see holly make new oc accounts and i smile. holly makes good characters. )

RALSEI LOCK IN WE'RE GOING TO WAR.

Let's seal the fountain and take them out in the Light World.

Complete Flower Obliteration.

Don't ruin this for me.

You and me both.

battat get the fuck out of my castle town i dont want you doin that shit to anyone else

my fucking plug

yuri selfcest on my timeline nature is healing

Buttmog.

( ooc./ caved. flowey. )

when yo dad threatens to parade your lifeless corpse around town

( ooc./ i've got muse for flowey again. chapter 5 did something to me. i got ideas in my head. )

Yeah, they both gotta GO.

ICE-E's P"E"ZZA will unfortunately be staying open after miraculously passing it's health inspection.

State your argument so I can ignore it.

HOMETOWN KITCHEN KNIFE RANKINGS 1.) THE DREEMURRS. 2.) THE CATTENHEIMERS. 3.) EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THE HOLIDAYS. 4.) THE HOLIDAYS.

in another world you would all be calling me eve. i hope you're all aware of this.

no it's fine i just don't think that's how copyright works is all

bribing seth to do my group project for me by offering more feathers.

gomenasorry, oomf-chan.

toy story doesn't really have the same impact after you start watching grown up films like toy story 2

jesus fucking christ was that a gun

they hate me 'cuz i'm better.

Puppy Buppy Boo Boo.

sometimes you gotta take out your soul and liiiiiiiiiiick it

Updating the list with a new Tier exclusively for Crusadermon titled "Sieg Heils on the regular."

Alphamon isn't in the discussion 'cuz he's the one they're racist against, but he's so much stronger than the other 12, they can't do a damn thing about it. Dynasmon's going to get froggy one day, and Alphammon will tear them in half like a phone book.

kris's dad is hot. kris's mom is hot. kris's BROTHER is hot.

someone else say it so they keep my voice out of their fucking mouth.

how did i know.

they realize if we take a vhs into the dark world it's just gonna, like.

i fuckin' wish i was the krizzler.

is waiting for sahur of his hand straightening brainrot out without a plan Like the every diddy blud that bothers the tung tung man

6 foot 7 the tung tung man

𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒔...

alright. okay.

calling up the big RK on my cellular device and asking them when the next fountain is gonna happen and all they can talk about is some "police...... sacrifice........ next week........"

【 Watching another Kris rip it out so casually... 】 【 You are suddenly aware of just how pale you look. 】

No Kris Doesn't.

That is not where our heart lies.

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If Pink fucks 𝑴𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒅! I think something in me is gonna snap.