( ooc./ this is translatable. solve my riddles. )

the usual suspects.

it's fine. i didn't say anything.

[ It's strange how easily they accept this sort of stuff. The intricacies and instincts of being a physical being. The desire for Water and Light and Dioxide and Nutrients and all that good junk. ] [ It's odd to think about, but they've lived in this body longer their own, haven't they? ]

I REALLY DO. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU KNOW? I WISH I COULD FEEL SOMETHING OTHER THAN VAUGE SATISTFACTION.

I /KNEW/ that you wanted to see the FLOWERS. I knew that /OUR/ parents never wanted /US/ to be dragged into /THEIR/ war. You can NEVER be wrong, CAN YOU? It's /NEVER/ your fault. God, I HATE how much I missed you.

pride is almost over. you know what that means!

Dear lord. Deliver unto me some cool shit. Some cool-ass shit. Thanks.

swishes my thorny $!$@ing vine.

@petalshop.bsky.social i had to draw our floweys im afraid

. . . 💢 And why SHOULDN'T I struggle? What gives YOU the right to decide all of our plans?! Since when were YOU the one in control, huh?!! So what if I wanted to spare those guys?! Maybe if YOU didn't fight against me, we could have made it out of there before the damage was fatal.

Like we couldn't get through the barrier on our own? Face it, Chara... the two of us don't make a good team.

[ bloom to the fuckin' ground. laying there like a dog. ] i wish someone would water me.

Jeez, Chara, I thought /YOU/ were the one who... [ ... Ugh. ] You think I don't /know/ that? Why do you think I'm not ACTUALLY trying to get my hands on a SOUL anymore? I KNOW what I can and can't do, alright? I know my limits. Even if I COULD get one, they'd end up rebelling again.

( ooc./ actually yeah that reminds me. if i drop a thread please let me know. like dm me or something i probably just forgot. )

Do you REALLY think he'd go through with it? You'd have been sitting in those tubes FOREVER without me! If he REALLY wanted to go through with the plan, he only needed one of you. Give it a few years, and that hope would have run dry. Who knows what those guys would've done to get at you then...

I can /FEEL/ perfectly fine. In fact, I'm FEELING pretty ANNOYED with you right now. I'm /so/ happy for you and your stupid stolen soul. Or... KARMA. Or your weird, stupid, fake body, or whatever it is you have.

You oughta be thanking me, you know? If /I/ didn't asborb you, someone else would've, and who knows what THEY'D do with your power...

[ ... Ironically, this only seems to piss them off more. ] [ What's with that look, Flowey? You should be happy. ]

... nah. the six of you are more trouble than it's worth. i'll find some other freaks to become god with. some freaks who won't BETRAY me.

so, like. we both know what i'm thinking right now, right?

Guy who died in Snowdin:

[ You tilt your face to the side. Lazily. A vine lifts with it, waving them off with a bored little flourish. ] yeah, yeah. what, you want an apology or something? you were in my head for a while, weren't you? you know as well as i do that i don't feel bad about it.

... ha ha, yeah. you /would/ feel that way, wouldn't you?

You don't feel for me.

My face is a cognitohazard. Looking at it inflicts you with some sort of affliction. Have no idea what it is yet

y'know... i'm not really sure WHEN i started growing thorns.

( ooc./ "thank you for letting me watch your dream, flowey." "what... is this?" )

( 💭 oh so we're ALWAYS like that. )

( ooc./ if i post an idea i had promise not to laugh at me. )

no wonder that blue guy thinks you suck.

pussy.

scared.

everybody has a plan 'till they hit that mercy button 40 times over for no benefit to themselves.

YOU TRY FIGHTING THEM, THEN!!!!!!!!

FRISK ISN'T A BABY.

okay fine whatever i didn't wanna join your stupid town anyways. have fun beefing with teenagers.

................................... Can I join?

... Well, maybe it's just me, but. If /I/ were blue, I'd be proud to see you sticking up for your friends! You gotta defend the people close to you, right? It's not like YOU started it.

You really do just say shit sometimes, don'tcha?

i think it's good nobody died. [ ^^ seething. ]

[ Your eye twitches, just barely, when Ory mispronounces “Chibi.” ] Listen, buddy! You don't have to explain! We're all flowers here, right? I get it!

If you were REALLY strong, you'd be gearing up to help your little purple friends win that war they're starting instead of talking to me. What sort of COWARD doesn't help their friends?

..this oughta be fun to watch.

Are you old enough to be swearing?

I saw this in the corner of my vision during the Omega Flowey fight.

THOSE THINGS ARE FLOWERS?

Can you imagine THIS body fighting Undyne? I wouldn't have been able to do half of what I did without stealing some good EQUIPs.

all this talk about SHADOWMANTLES and TRUETIES and MANNEQUINS.