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It’s ME, Small Mike! I’m always there for Tenna! And he’s… I’m always there for him! Morning, noon, afternoon, evening, night, late night, really late night, right back into morning again! 24/7 rock-around-the-clock constant Mike! Right there, whenever he needs me!

Don’t you fret, don’t forget, you got friends behind you!

True name unknown, you tried to bury it. You talk in code, not words.

He's perfect for the role, perfect for the play. He speaks and he speaks. His mouth forms words more fittingly than he’s ever spoken in his life. His step feels right, heavier, jauntier. Fuller than the flitting tip-toe bounces of other things. Substance to him, that’s what.

MERRY AND A HAPPY NEW !

I’m telling you, you, you, I want your colours too! Want them to shine brighter than the rays of the sun, light em up! The sky's your coloring book!

If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse.

They’d upheld their end of the deal, it wasn’t their fault the Knight was late. It wasn’t a problem.

So make way for your utopia, because I won't let you deprive her of joy!

You're either playing toys with me, or you're playing toys against me.

I’m sure there’ll come a day, we can reunite back here on earth. You’ll come home to me.

Chase through the channels, the flickering lights, something for everyone, noon or at night!

When you're talking about the three heroes, can you include me too? The three heroes of prophecy and Ramb. Thanks, luv.

How much did they offer? How low did your bar go? Silver, gold, or copper? Was that enough?!

What did they promise you? Trophies, ribbons, medals? The whole world will love you, was that enough?!

I saw Tenna, drunk, mention to Ramb that he thought about calling his ex and all three Mikes went and shouted "DO NOT CALL YOUR EX" from wherever they were.

You'd think I'm scared, but I'm just getting prepared!

Mornin'. Could I get... um... It's wicked cold out hea', huh?

Don't you know how hard I toiled? Why should YOU collect the spoils?

Come follow me into the dark, with your heart, as the ark, which shall shine you the way.

SO. There’s a real strict vetting process, see? But, since this is for Tenna, we’re gonna tailor it to him. You and me are gonna play a game, and if you do good enough, you get to go see Tenna. If you DON’T do good enough…

My life used to be full of everything. Now if you aren’t with me I haven’t a thing in the world.

Hey, do you have a favorite Squid Sisters track?

Traditional, standard, and unparalleled? Sounds a bit much!

The easiest part about being Mike is BEING Mike.

I’m glued down here, left to dry, I’m gonna scream!

Sacrifice all I know, I have taught myself to let go!

Would you rather have sandwich 9/11 or chicken chernobyl?

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Mike, I'm talking to you. Stop carrying broken glass around in your pocket.

Facebook flavored gogurt?

I...lost? Oooh, that is FRUSTRATING! And a load of fun too. We oughta do it again sometime!

Oh no!! Mike, don't look!!

What I'm certain's mad incompotent!

Where do you draw the line between fantasy and reality? Where can you? Do you even want to?

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

I am so cute and funny shape and I have floppy ears okay?

Nothing can stop the voidbound Mikes agenda.

You don't know the first thing! Maybe we should demonstrate?

There's always a reason for everything. Understanding this lets you be reckless.

And most of all, I record everything he ever says, and even some things he never says!

Yeah, you want it Mike's way?

Hey, don't play around with broken glass! Someone could seriously get hurt!

If someone told me it's been years, I might believe them...

LET ME PUT THIS ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ IN A WAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

You're nothin' but an unwanted special guest! Now you're facing the best's best of the best!

These sweet insticts... ruin my life!

Shut me down- take me out! Take these wires and burn them out!

*The fountains is motionless inside the ice.