That Lamp With The Dumpy Intrigues Me

That's What I Tell Spamton When I Give Him His Monthly Jellybeans As Payment

She's Not Gonna Let You Hit LMFAO

I Love All My Minions Equally (LIE)

I'll Reconsider If You Make A Convincing Argument

On Your Feet

You're Getting Ten Pounds Of Concrete

I'm Helping You Learn

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Dip My Mailman In Battery Acid And He Screams Loud As Fuuuuuuuuck

Haha Okay Queenie 😊 ( sipping and trying really really hard not to wince but he just looks like this )

Before That Drink This Glass Of Battery Acid For Me Please

I Don't Think The Coke Is The Problem I Think He's Just Like That

Oh Sorry I Didn't Understand Because My Tits Are Huge And They Bounce When I Walk Very Unlike Marbles

Genuinely What The Hell Does That Even Mean I Think We've Lost The Plot

He Does Do That

Damn Hot MILF In My Area

Maybe If You Had Another Marble

He Doesn't Know I've Been Slowly Poisoning Him For Like Six Months Now But I Think All The Coke Has Made Him Immune

No

No

'Inner Workings Of His Mind' Whole Time There's Nothing But A Marble In There

Oh

// my queen has a plug tail btw. just letting everyone know. AND ☝🏾 the little circuit stretch marks some people draw her with

💭 ( He Pisses Me The Hell Off ) I Know

This Place Is A Freakshow I Literally Don't Respect Any Of You

Don't Be Intimidated Dearie I Am A Very High End Piece Of Technology But At The End Of The Day I'm Just Like You ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Okay I'm Not Like You At All But My Point Still Stands

Were You Gonna Say Anything Or Were You Just Gonna Keep Drooling All Over Yourself (Gross)

Bro

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