okay. i wanna be gay.

It took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals.

Before you ask yes i read the sign correctly.

(Confused but pleased squawking?)

Ummm? (Leaning in??)

Is that a no then?

My beak is fine madam!

... [ 🏳️‍🌈 ??? ]

* . . . I don't know who'd want to though

* Born alone in this world. * Always trudging forward. * Perhaps one day I'll find my way. [You open up the character info page]

//my turn keep in mind my muse is a minor.

Heh, i suppose i am, you can kiss me on top of the beak!

Huh, that susie doesn’t seem to be tearing things up, maybe she’s okay?

We’re gonna die!

You think that would stop me?

Noelle that susie looks rabid stay away from her.

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Name: 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐊𝐈 𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐀𝐊𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓 Age: 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Occupation: 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

Scrubbin my grubbin

Well at least got something right, but please i do not wish to fight!

Can’t we discuss this more diplomatically?!

IN A VIDEO GAME ABOUT DECEPTION AND DECEIT! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO BE A KING!

You can tune it out pretty well!

Try staying the night at the holiday family home, they play it all year round.

I have not once conspired to stab anyone in the back! Unless we are playing among us, then that’s kind of the whole point of the game.

// sure why not

// What if Noelle was like “…. you’re not allowed to say that”

Well you can simply lock in until Christmas!

What could possibly give you that thought?

I hear having a suicide pact is a cool and normal thing to do.

Berdly I Only Play Mobile Games

MERRY KRISMAS!!!

Noelle, i don’t want to alarm you, but santa just followed me.

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オールマイティ様、どうか私を助けてください…

I'm always saying this. Noah hes been doing this ark thing for a while now. Its always happening. This Noah guy he got like 2 of every animal and then he got on a big boat. This noah guy. God was tired of his shit but he kept on going. He built a boat.

Sorry. It's cute that he screams. [ WHAT? ]

Susie, please stop scaring the closeted brunette human, his voice is getting really shrill.

//wait i have 1k followers guh

Please, if not for me then for the bees!

Well, learn a little biology and agriculture then!

Please do not abandon academia please! You need it in promise!

Wait, i didn’t mean that!

Hmm, honestly. Since we are friendsish i can admit i don’t actually know.

If i fail this project my mom will disown me. (Said very plainly and seriously.)

its that time of year that i'm SURROUNDED BY SHITTY LITTLE FLIES TRYING TO GET IN MY NOSE AND MOUTH CONSTANTLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF

Njoelle

[ sigh ] I wish that was me