Kris! You survived Susie! I was getting worried!

S-SUSIE's idea worked!? There's... there's no way!! It's a computer bug!! It's a glitch!! You're cheating!! J... just like when you w-wavedash!

Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? W-well... It's not working!!

Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class.... but it's only because Noelle helps me study.

Kris, have you seen... Kris!? We took a break from trucing for ONE second... And you're ALREADY back with Susie?! Should have expected this... hmph... You couldn't keep up with my puzzle-solving skills!

BERDLY: Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end. QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?

Kris. Susie. I can't do much with a fried wing... Please... promise. You'll save Noelle.

How are they still calling me???

Kris, you're tired of being the class No.3, gazing distantly at Noelle and I's fruited figures...

Kris, Susie... I can't do much for you like this... So I found help for you!! Behold!! Comrades!!

BERDLY: Flowers... The chunky peanut butter of amore. SUSIE: Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers... BERDLY: Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool. That's a bro thing. It's different!

Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM? ...

Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store, and... H-huh!? What are you doing!?

SUSIE: Heh, why're YOU here? Withdrawal from getting a B+? BERDLY: Just a little CHECKUP, Susan. I slept on my arm.... And now, it won't... wake, up.... But no trouble! I'll still be at the festival tomorrow!

That's right, Kris! Unlike YOU, I have a LOVING TEAM behind me! And you'll never beat US fighting alone!

Kris... you are truly depraved. Playing in the mud with the class hellion.

BERDLY: Ahh, Susan. Returned to feast upon my sprightly visage? SUSIE: What? You look awful. BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)

Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!

Ahh, Kris... A shame I must defeat someone so lowly...

BERDLY: Oh. NOELLE: Huh? BERDLY: I mean, YES, I WAS, in a WAY, Apologizing for THAT, but. I also wanted to apologize. For leading you on.

BERDLY: Wait!!! WAIT!!! Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!? SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are. BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...! SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.

BERDLY: Noelle. It's hard to say this. You've done so much for me, and I... Noelle... I'm sorry. NOELLE: Berdly...? You're... actually apologizing? ... Thank you. I... I understand, you know? You've always... been nice to me when it's just the two of us.

Huh...?

H... Huh? Noelle? Queen? They're just... busy retro gaming somewhere!! I bet they're waiting for me on the player select screen!! Listening to strangely groovy music!! HAHA! HA!! HA!! ...

RALSEI: What... In the world are you all doing? BERDLY: Well, we thought we would just RALSEI: Stop. BERDLY: I mean - RALSEI: Stop! Do you realize what will happen if you do that? BERDLY: I... we'll... just...

Kris, Susan... Glad to see you arrive unwounded.

SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave. BERDLY: ... Leave?

Hey! What? No! I do NOT approve this! ABORT!!

Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!

BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle. SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris. BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!

Worry not, my dearest Noelle. I know what you really want to say.

Kris, Susie... My energy is still too low to help you fight...

Kris... you're outmatched! My team is rich in natural resources! Intelligence, yes. Smarts, yes. Nipples, future YES.

Holy Halbird! Grant me strength!

Ha! Go ahead, "bump" me, bumpbarians! I'll show you "bumper cars" is a game of INTELLECT, not skill!

It's... Truly sad. Such love... May never fruit. But still, I have to support her, Kris. She's my friend. Also, my only worthy opponent at racing games.

Fine! G... Go ahead and listen to SUSIE, Kris!

What? My car is breaking!? Fools! This is Smart Smoke! It means my car is getting stronger!

BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy? LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah," BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

Another epic post holidaygirl1225. Can I be mod? This blog definately needs more posts, and possibly better ones.

Sorry for the lack of posting. I accidentally deleted Minecrap and it took all day to figure out how to get it to work again.

BERDLY: Noelle! My lady!! The Cavalry has arrived to rescue you!! NOELLE: (Oh, the good part of the dream is over.) SUSIE: It's fine!!! Berdly's gonna help!! We're allies!! BERDLY: Yes!! Don't worry, Noelle!! I'm stupid now!! NOELLE: ... SUSIE: (He's good!!!)

H... Huh? Noelle? Queen? They're just... busy retro gaming somewhere!! I bet they're waiting for me on the player select screen!! Listening to strangely groovy music!! HAHA! HA!! HA!! ...

Fortunately the prank caller helped me get it back and now we are playing together. If anyone else wants to play I'm putting the details of our server below: [REMOVED BY MOD]

The front is, perhaps... a mauve dragon wearing lipstick. And as for her clothes, I believe they are, well... You know, Kris, I think you'll know it when you see it!

Getting stronger... how? Kris, what are you doing!?

BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me. NOELLE: HUH???????????? BERDLY: Please don't be jealous. NOELLE: OF??????????????????????????????? BERDLY: Susie NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

S-SUSIE's idea worked!? There's... there's no way!! It's a computer bug!! It's a glitch!! You're cheating!! J... just like when you w-wavedash!

Just a moment, Kris, I... You... How'd you do that!? I... I...

N... Noelle? Noelle, it's me, don't you recognize me!?