Kris, Susie... I can't do much for you like this... So I found help for you!! Behold!! Comrades!!

... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just...

BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle. SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris. BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!

Queen!! I've been looking everywhere to show you this!! A monument to our greatness... Together.

Ah, Kris. Still stumped by this simple - ah - diversion? Well, put your neurons back in the crayon box, Kris. I can already feel the solution welling up in my brain cavity.

BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me. NOELLE: HUH???????????? BERDLY: Please don't be jealous. NOELLE: OF??????????????????????????????? BERDLY: Susie NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just...

Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!" If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again!

SUSIE: Just tell us the solution. BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor. SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first. BERDLY: Um... BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.

Wh... What!? Hey, wait a second -- How'd you... How'd you solve it without me!?

My Queen!! Where are you!! I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!! Hmm... she's not here...

... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!?

Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store, and... H-huh!? What are you doing!?

"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.

That's right, Kris! Unlike YOU, I have a LOVING TEAM behind me! And you'll never beat US fighting alone!

What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?

SUSIE: Alright, nugget boy. it's up to you now. BERDLY: Leave it to me, my dear Susan. SUSIE: Yeah, whatever. May the smarts be with you.

BERDLY: Kris, feel free to admire our artisanship. Queen and I have PLANs to consider. QUEEN: Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right Behind You Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice

BERDLY: Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end. QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?

Run as you may, Kris... you'll never best MY speedrun!

Kris, leave the controls alone! If you get sweat on the controls, it's, It's going to eat up my inputs! So just, let me solve this!

Partake, Kris! The zephyr of punishment!

... Susie... You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.

Kris, you're tired of being the class No.3, gazing distantly at Noelle and I's fruited figures...

Fear not, my beloved Noelle!! This valiant warrior of brave intelligence will be your knight in glow in the dark armor!

NOELLE: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME!? BERDLY: Don't worry, it's part of my calculations!

... Hello? Are you still there? Listen. It disgusts me to say this, but... as an ACT. Of CHARITY. I will let you... Be the breeze under my wings. You... me. Festival.

Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone. I'LL think of a solution!

SUSIE: Heh, why're YOU here? Withdrawal from getting a B+? BERDLY: Just a little CHECKUP, Susan. I slept on my arm.... And now, it won't... wake, up.... But no trouble! I'll still be at the festival tomorrow!

I... just can't do it by myself. But if you can help me... I have a plan.

S-summon more guys!? I... I don't need to do that! Just WAIT! The original ones are gonna come back any minute now!

The front is, perhaps... a mauve dragon wearing lipstick. And as for her clothes, I believe they are, well... You know, Kris, I think you'll know it when you see it!

That flower? Noelle "SAID" it was a "get well soon" gift for me. But good grief, is she laying it on thick. ZETTAmeters thick! FLOWERS? As a HOSPITAL gift? Like that's EVER platonic!

As for your computer, worry not, I can fix it. I have my way with computers... calculators want to kiss me. Laptops love me. With a flick of my wing, your computer will sing.

Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? W-well... It's not working!!

Ah, Kris. I suppose I knew you would never amount to much.

Then, Noelle... let THIS be my real apology! Concentrating my will into this blade... I will make a new Fountain... And unleash a bright future! A future whose brightness... is born from DARKNESS!

Hahah! Yes! Exactly! Alone. That's how I study best! A genius, alone with his thoughts. Mm. Being alone. So good.

BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy? LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah," BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

That's LORD Berdly to you simpletons!! And soon... SUPER Lord Berdly!

That's... why I wanted to make a new world. For us. A world where we'll ALWAYS be number 1 and number 2!!! But... I was so wrapped up in that, I got tricked by Queen. And now... Noelle is going to suffer because of it.

My... my allies are gone? Ha! They're probably just... Helping Queen search for me! Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!

She's... the real smart kid. But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now... What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?

BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!! QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me

BERDLY: Going along with all this... You feel... forced, don't you? It's why you're not with Queen right now. NOELLE: Berdly... you get it? BERDLY: Yes!! I do!! Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!! Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!

Ah, Kris. Still streaming your visage to my eyes? I wish I could unsubscribe from your presence.

BERDLY: Oh. NOELLE: Huh? BERDLY: I mean, YES, I WAS, in a WAY, Apologizing for THAT, but. I also wanted to apologize. For leading you on.

My Queen!! Where are you!! I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!! Hmm... she's not here...

But guess what, Kris! I have one or more things you will NEVER have! Behold!!! Comrades!!!

By the way, prankers. Once I become admin you will be hit not with the ban hammer, but the BANBERD, a halberd for BANNING people... savor your last moments now.