this can’t be fucking happening

( fantasizing about kris not wearing the wiimote wrist strap and it flying off and nailing tenna right in the forehead )

12 hour mike shift

i have information that could lead to where your hug is at

Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert

we’ve been getting a lot more snow this year ( imagines someone who pays extra close attention to dark world weather reports doxxing him ) or have we…

?

i never even considered pluey could be meowing because he’s overstimulated. maybe i’m a bad person.

overstimulated in the mental way and not. the sex way. just in case anyone was thinking i meant it that way i didn’t.

I can't get up because Five Nights at Freddy's will be at. The fridge

meowing in the mike room cuz i got overstimulated

pluie

i have information that could lead to where your hug is at

i’m normal?

gay coworker said he got dibs on me #WhatThatMean

“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.

// elitat the kind of guy to say “i never use that thing” about his ipad but he’s watching animal videos in bed

pluey loves to lay on my chest and sneeze in my face

// latent shame of “getting caught” looking at something totally mundane on the family computer

( watching an hour long video of a lawnmower getting started on the ocean floor )

// very slowly following people back… i dont want to get flagged ;_;

should i buy this tomorrow

// the nefarious maggiebomb

TEMP PINNED GREEN PIPPINS/BATTAT/SMALL MIKE WRITTEN BY ELI :) MORE INFO BELOW #deltarunerp