I have a feeling that a certain customer of mine will be in need of medical attention when he returns . . .

// going so hard on a response thats just me playing with my barbie dolls. Ok

… What on Earth is going on over there .

Not everything is about you .

// gaslighting

She didn’t ? I am more independent than you give me credit for .

I’m afraid you are mistaken . I was “boy swatch” at that time .

How do you know what I identify as at the time I don’t tell you that

He Doesn't Know I've Been Slowly Poisoning Him For Like Six Months Now But I Think All The Coke Has Made Him Immune

// my head is foggy from the semi nap i took (i was like asleep but Not its weird) so my thoughts are scattered rn but anyways. Queen is the person swatch is more loyal to than anyone else and takes that extremely seriously. even when he disagrees with her they comply to her wishes without question

[ extremely bluntly ] You’re delusional .

… I believe I’ve told you extensively that she doesn’t want you .

// i never know which hc i fw more for this guy……

You could’ve fooled me .

[ suddenly extremely serious ] Get your act together .

Spamton … we’ve talked about this .

// swatch’s canonical dislike for rouxls is so funny to me bc hes like the most polite person ever

. . . Ahem . A kind remimder that that particular gentlemen is not welcome in this establishment .

I will kick you out of my café .

// makima jumpscare

// maybe someday someone will manage to get any real personal emotion out of swatch. For now you get this song

// the lyrics in my bio are from this song btw. i associate it heavily with swatch

niel. Many Darkners can do Shadow Crystal-esque behaviors without the crystal itself, it's just the madness it creates in hyper-awareness of the world that defines something terrible That's why Swatch was unaffected by the one residing in their own creation! The crystal was made from hope-

// topic of fusions reminds me ive always been fascinated by the concept of a kris and spamton fusion. ive seen it a few times

// i remember that. i was there

// i dont think swatch could be manipulated into taking a shadowcrystal hes too devoted to his work. She’d just be like “sadly i have to decline i am far too busy for such things” and move on

// who is this diva

// swatch will always win the dgaf war

I have been more fond of casual dress outside of work hours as of late . Designing outfits is quite enjoyable . ^^

[ #deltarunerp / #mvrp / #rpsky ]

You needn’t thank me for simple truth . You deserve a little kindness—no one thrives on hardship alone . [ a faint smile . ] Now … do stop by the café soon, yes ? I’ll brew you something nice . On the house .

Do not use me as a pawn ?

… Ah . Forgive me, I did not have any negative intention . I am simply observant . Struggle is not indicative of poor character . Managing to keep going, even when life has been unreasonably cruel, is in my eyes, proof of strength, more than anything else .

// if i ever did a human event on any account it’d probably just be swatch. he’d be fine asfuck

[ #deltarunerp / #mvrp / #rpsky ]

⠀ I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID “NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW” spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :) #deltarunerp / #rpsky ⠀

// im like actually crying

Please, it costs me very little to offer, sir . Besides, I know how much even a small kindness can mean when the world is … less than kind to you .

Please, if you can help, I can send my cashapp to anyone who asks- please. Anything helps The kittens until now, if it helps- two just got adopted.

niel. I'm so sorry, I need some help. For the past couple of months I've been absolutely bleeding money taking care of four orphaned 3 week old kittens until now- and I don't regret it one bit. But it's cost me almost 2k total and now the loan jumbling left me 2 months past due.

[ a soft chuckle from the corvid, almost fond . ] You needn’t worry . They will escort you straight through . They know better than to trouble a guest under my care . And should any difficulties arise … leave them to me . My café is meant to be a refuge—not another burden for you to endure .

//

Indeed . That mansion . Queen’s residence is rather … imposing, I know . But rest assured, if you tell the Swatchlings stationed there that you are with me, they will not trouble you in the slightest . You need not face Her Majesty directly—only the café, where I will ensure your utmost comfort .

// im fucking crying

… I understand . Principles are worth more than convenience, after all . There are blends one can prepare at home with little expense . I would be glad to provide a recipe or two, should you wish . Alternatively, you may visit me at Color Café at any time . I’d be delighted to make you something .

[ he flinches at the touch, but otherwise, doesn’t comment on it . ] Why not ? Because I do not serve as fodder for your … fantasies, Spamton . Least of all after you seized that body for your own selfish desires . Whatever closeness there may once have been between us … it no longer exists .