Im not a gimick im a piece of shit with no future at all

( sighing through his nose like a sad dog )

I had a dream that I was swimming, but I wasn't me, I was something else. When I looked down at my legs I felt so surprised, like I never had legs before. And when I swam to the surface and tried to breathe, I couldn't. I had no way of breathing.

Does anyone have any tips at all for finding love in the mosh pit

Ohhh so the pain is forever and endless I get it now

I used to go to the dump and scream whenever I felt shh#hitty but then they got mad at me. For that. So now I just imagine bad things happening to me 😊

I bet for like a second getting hit by a car would feel kinda good

I like to go in and randomly bother Queen because she’s required to listen to me talk

Tag that one [homie] who isn’t gonna make it

( imagining running across the cyber city freeway and getting hit by a car and when his friends find him he’s broken and battered on the ground and they feel so bad for everything they’ve done to him ) ☺️💭

Not my white ass being— ( cutting himself off and scoffing. ) This is fucking nothing. I don’t even say stuff like that

When you proposed this new form of torture, we all laughed behind your back. Some people called you names, like "the Thomas Edison of incompetence," or "that dick".

I should run into traffic

Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got the job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is. That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.

Oh ffff freak I forgot to do my stupid mindfulness check in shh#it

( sighing through his nose like a sad dog )

How your email finds me.

Gotta kill myself

Dear Angel in heaven above please strike me down please please please please please right now please please

I need to kill myself I need to kill MY self

I NEED to keep smoking cigarettes

Anybody else feel like they’re going to die soon or is that just me

I need to kill myself I need to kill my self I Neeeeeeeddddd to kill myselfffff

… Not even real money…?

Um— … Well, how much?

Nice try, buddy, I’ve been doing this for YEARS and it’s never worked

Um, yeah? It’s one of the most basic things to learn, so… yeah… ( 💭 Is she stupid? … )

Um, well, I already learned your berry, so…

I just had two beers and i feel so social friendly and talkative I should do this every day

For, um, my Valentine’s Day I w1ll be laying in bed and whimpering

Should I call back

He is a force to be reckoned with, one who appears in his nightmares and kisses him goodnight. The ever blank, calm expression on his face inviting, open, free of judgement.

It’s fine that people [poke] me and pinch me and [[Pick up the-]] me up with reckless abandon. I like it. ( gritting teeth ) It doesn’t even make me feel like a stuffed animal

Dear Angel please let me get hit by a car not bad enough to kill me but enough to hurt really badly. Amen

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

I wish I were a girl

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

I wish I could be a girl, and really, I'd prefer it if you would use I/Me/Myself

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish you could KICK MY FUCKING TEETH IN!

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

I started suicide baiting lowballers

I would NEVER, order a whole pizza for myself,

That.. you would just see me be bad at my job.

PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME DO MY JOB

Sometimes I wake up with a nosebleed in the middle of the night and I worry that one of these days I won’t wake up in time and I’ll suffocate on the blo0d