Um, I think you have the wrong number!!! 😅

I also have a [thingy]! email-guy.straw.page

My 6 day old Pipis just called me chopped

Ah… ( he looks down— tugs at the cuffs of his sleeves, embarrassed, now. as kind as her words are, spamton finds himself flustered by all the attention, and he mumbles, ) Um… thanks.

Um, I think you have the wrong number!!! 😅

I made a website so people can leave feedback on my work! Go easy on me!!! 😅 email-guy.straw.page

So ummm welcome to my apartment:) lemme show you around! There’s a window, and a couch for me to sleep on, and I’ve even got a phone! #myphone

// starts howling like a wounded animal

// eos who so casually tells people they love them vs spamton who thinks saying i love you is like the actual scariest experience in the world. smiles serenely

… Who’s writing these things??? Who the hell is Pluey???

Come to Cyber City and buy yourself, um, ( reading off a cue card ) Baby Pluey Boy Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Pluey Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Pluey Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Pluey All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Pluey Pet Shadowguy Cute Kitty Baby Pluey Aww?

// spamton design things i like - when people make him fluffy - when ppl give him a tail - when he has little vestigial wings

Come to Cyber City and buy yourself, um, ( reading off a cue card ) Baby Pluey Boy Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Pluey Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Pluey Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Pluey All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Pluey Pet Shadowguy Cute Kitty Baby Pluey Aww?

// he was going to say That’s Ok I Love You 🙂‍↕️

They’re NOT. I’m an honest man!

… They’re not scams. 💢

Not even close…

“That guy” has a name 🙂

Hey when you guys say something is for the Addisons can you include me in that too please. The Addisons and Spamton

ADDISON'S! RELIABLE sales! NO unwanted mail or SHORT FREAKS! We may be ADs, but WE have INTEGRITY!

Yay! Yippee!

Really? Sweet!!!

… Something good!

( looking genuinely so hopeful ) You think so?

Would you click any attached links?

Do you guys think the Lightners will like this one

// spameos is gonna piss me off man /LH

… Ah, haha. Feels like the [air] got cold all of a sudden.

… Haha. ( damn. this guy knows him well enough to know that he’s a loser failure after all? ) Um. Well, yeah. You can say that again.

I don’t think I’m eating it, but it’s possible I might be,

It’s not— a bottle of lotion next to my bed it’s Poppup Vitamins.

// THE NEFARIOUS KIKUBOMB

⠀ I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID “NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW” spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :) #deltarunerp / #rpsky ⠀

// wait balls i forgot the art credit

Ah.. right, well, okay! Um, I guess I believe you! That’s. Really nice of you to offer, to people…

It’s not— a bottle of lotion next to my bed it’s Poppup Vitamins.

( he fluffs up a little at that. he’s never had someone imply that they care that much about his wellbeing… it’s kind of exciting. ) O… Okay. Okay! Maybe I’ll [stop!] by on my lunch break sometime. But, um, if they give me trouble, I’m gonna be pissed…!

It’s like looking at myself during my younger days: having a soft spot for myself while hammering down any nail that dares sticking out.

… Um. No. Uh, not at all, actually.

.. I don’t think I like that thing very much.

Iiii, uhHh— ( another little shiver; he nearly melts, looking up at her with sweet and expectant eyes. ) I. I could handle it. I’m not as weak as everyone thinks I am.

… I thought— I heard something, just now.

( his voice rises in pitch like he’s nervous, ) Thhhe mansion—? Like. Um, Queen’s mansion? That one?

// i didnt even put cws under my pinned because i wasnt expecting things to get so serious. thinking i should maybe do this now

// i need to lean more into the fact that he told gabi he understood them because he always used to start fights on purpose

Ahh—hh—hhaha… ( he blinks stupidly. her breath ghosts over his face and sends a shiver down his spine. ) Um… I’m more— um, resilient than I look, so! Don’t go easy on me!

Oh… umm, maybe! I like tea… but, uh, I don’t like the guy that sells it. So I don’t drink it much. Because I don’t want to give him my money.

// i need to lean more into the fact that spamton has always kind of been Not Great

Oh, um, coffee makes me act crazy, so I try not to have it too much…

Yup! Real lucky! We’re best friends! 😇