Hey, demon! Just because you're from Hell doesn't mean you have to be an asshole! Be true to yourself!

It is cold and dark here. I still remember perfectly well when I was discarded, falling into the abyss until I hit the hard, cold ground. I stayed there for a long time. Just existing, watching others fall, breaking their shells into millions of shards...

This ain't a video game, you know? We're nearly into the 21st century here. Why are high schoolers fighting to save the world?

Perhaps I could be here now only because someone else fought for my right to exist.

I'm sorry. Nothing I say makes any sense anyway... If I were you, I wouldn't believe any of it.

With prices this low, you can't afford a lifetime to wait!

HELLO!! ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE NEARBY!! THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER IS DEAD!! PLEASE REMOVE THEIR CORPSE FROM THE AREA AND INSTRUCT ANOTHER HUMAN TO TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE COMPUTER.

Stanley stood for a long time in one spot. It's part of a game. He likes to see how long he can go without dying. So far he's doing excellent, and if he just stays right where he is, I'm sure he'll keep up that good momentum. Let's observe the genius at work.

It's whoop-ass time!

Rise and shine, Maki, and I'll tell you the funniest story I know! Y'know how they call me Brown? It's a nickname I picked up in middle school... People think it's about my brown hair... But really... It's 'cause I crapped myself.

Are you done with your “bonding” act already? Don't worry, I'll kill everyone at once.

* I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell. * Do they both wish for death? * That means their love will end in hell. * I couldn't stop laughing.

Nobody can really live on their own... That's why people try to etch their existence into the hearts of others... It just might be another way of... chasing after a dream.

I'm glad I can keep up with you out there, Kirby. Kinda makes me feel like a real hero, y'know?

KRIS... I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU. BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF... WELL, DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!?

Before the final battle, a fluttering fiend arrives to cast its judgement. This dangerous weapon grants that form to any who wield it. For Kirby, handling this power is...a breeze.

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN

With prices this low, you can't afford a lifetime to wait!

* Want to buy a bagel? Only $80. * K_K, no! It's 400! 400! * Got it. Want to buy 400 bagels? Only $80.

Say, are you a professional stalker? Don't take it personally.

You know, I'm proud of my driving record. In a way... I've never killed anyone! Ahaha... Hahahahaha!

An eye for an eye, my friend.

“Ryuzaki, there's no way we'll make our destination at this pace.” “I know. Wait another two hours.” “Two hours?” “Yes. I have a plan. Until then, keep going, honey,” L said suggestively. He reapplied some lipstick and winked at Suruga again.

“This grass feels funny,” Kirby thought. “It feels like... pants.”

Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be... cheering?

We're always left with reminders of the errors we've made. Let your mistakes not burden you, but serve as guideposts on where not to travel.

Are you happy? It's your duty, ok? Are you doing your duty? If you aren't content... Hanging, decapitation, firing squad, boiling, drowning, electrocution Burning, buried alive, poisoning, stoning, dismemberment, crucifixion Pick whichever you like ♪

As a child I believed adults had strong beliefs and could rule themselves. I wanted to be an adult like that... But, as you age, you start to see many things... There are times when you become confused...

I'll crush them all. Oh, and you. You'll see me at my deadly best.

Ah ha! The tiny steps of a tiny creature. You got the look of an adventurer, so we've much in common.

Failing to protect the ones you love... Nothing hurts worse than that.

Do you want me to turn around and roll my window down?

Swift as lightning: unparalleled Nanjo-style swordsmanship! Remember it!

Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.

besides, it’s rude to talk about people that are listening, right?

Woo! I'm Mr. Frog! Ribbit, ribbit! Just kidding. Quit looking so grim! Let's do this with a smile, man!

Remember that unlike here, the real world makes sense and at no time should you make a choice that does not conform to rational logic. If you find yourself speaking with a person who does not make sense, in all likelihood, that person is not real.

* KRIS. * KRIS. * KRIS. * THAT'S RIGHT. * YOU. * I NEED YOU. * TO BE BIG. * WITH ME. * VERY VERY BIG * SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK * STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO * H E A V E N

I DON'T CARE IF HE HAS A DUMPTRUCK ASS I STILL FUCKING HATE HIM

* There's something here... * Something in the shape of a man.

Ken... You were going to be a boxing champ, right...? I was gonna cut a cool theme song for you... I’m sorry... And after I promised...! If only I hadn’t made you do that... Dammit!

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN

Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting. I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...

Tell me, Light. From the moment you were born, has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?

It's quite simple, really. Three of the greatest detectives in the world — L, Coil, and Deneuve — they're all actually me. It's been my experience that people who try to find me usually fall for this. ... I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?

Light, my son… from one murderer to another, I'll see you in hell.

Miss, could you keep it down, please? The pizza guy is right here.

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Lightning-quick phantasmagoric Nanjo-style swordsmanship! Observe it!

have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... except you don't exist? everything functions perfectly without you... ha, ha... the thought terrifies me.