and left with no choice but to close my eyes, I allow myself to be enveloped by the growing darkness until nothing remains.

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“You never gave me a reason not to.” The brunette’s smile softened, now just happy to see how far his student has come. “I couldn’t be more proud of you.”

You don’t need to be cool like me, Naruto. You’re already cool like you.

Well I’ll be diddly darned

Hey.. so can someone explain Naruto and Sasuke’s inexplicable growth spurt?

“… Holy shit that IS bad news.” He said as he blinked a few times, processing what the shinobi just told him. “That’s some serious fire power that he’s working with then. He needs to be put down as soon as possible.”

“It seems like you never have any good news for me, Itachi.” A light jest. He just liked messing around with the Uchiha. “But seriously, what’s wrong?”

Nuh uh

Now why would you diddly darn do that Sunset?

I have eyeball window wipers

Yep. Pretty much.

No

This is just my average stare

No

I think it is

I no no wanna

Thank you My mom says I’m special

Probably

No

Window wipers go.

Do it. Find out.

Hello God Lady

I’d clean them out with my magic window wipers.

I’ll just do it even more because I know it makes you uncomfortable.

No

I’m like totally fine right now

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀【 𝐈𝐓 ' 𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 ！】

I’m at war with snake Micheal Jackson

I went into hiding with Sasuke and Tomoko. Is it over yet?

[A light chuckle.] “You’re so precious, Tomoko.” [He crouches down and picks her up, holding her in his arms and planting a soft kiss on her cheek.]

Would someone that hated you and wanted you to die offer homemade ramen if you did well on your training today?

… Yes please 🥺

I don’t tell Sasuke to go back to training because that’s Riku’s job. And Sasuke stays training anyway.

IN FRONT OF IZUKU’S NEMESIS????

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

Having a serious talk with my villain guys..

No. Now get back to training.

REALLY GUYS? IN FRONT OF MY 𝑴𝑶𝑴????

You don’t need to.

ROCK GET BEHIND ME—

I give many great thanks to the multiverse that I ended up in the same world as Sasuke. I finally don’t feel like some kook with a tin foil hat.

NO AND TRUST ME YOU DON’T WANT TO

Remain strong, Sasuke. We must seek refuge in our fellow pure ones

You sit on a throne of lies, Itachi Uchiha

“𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃, 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘! 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘!“

WE KNOW YOU FILTHY GREEK SLUT

Deviants. All of you are deviants. Absolute disgusting deviants.

“Hmmm… okay…” He says as he writes his name down with his blood just as he was instructed. “Seems pretty deep, man. I won’t lie.”

“A summoning scroll..?” He seen the other scrolls, almost wanting to immediately get into studying them, but he also wanted to see what Hashirama wanted to show him first. That said, he reaches his hand out to the Senju. “Alright, what’s this?”