“WHAT?!”

[𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝. 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞.]

“...Clanker?”

“I’m not dressing up as that one outfit you people exposed me months ago for Halloween.”

... Did you took notes from the Looney Tunes people like that rabbit and Daffy?

“I always had this strange feeling Sora is secretly a Disney Princess...”

“We’re going back to Halloween Town.”

What.

“Wait... I thought this Purshona series IP was owned by the blue hedgehog? ...”

“Huh. Thought you’d be mad or something.”

“And you’re not even mad by this replacement?”

“Says the girl who got replaced by the Fire Nation gang in the Smash Bros.-like game sequel or whatever.”

“LEAVE MY NAME OUT OF IT.”

“I was trying to get my summer clothes those troublesome nephews stole from me...”

“You all didn’t see me-”

Heading out to the beach like this...

“Another Mi- Oh wait, that’s an evil one. Sheesh.”

𝐊𝐄𝐘 So uhhhhh, update. My mom wants me out the house by tomorrow. The situation keeps getting worse.

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“It’s NOT!”

“Right, it’s too early...”

“THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE I HAD?!”

“Why not do it on another duck?”

“Am I supposed to be triggered by it?”

“What?”

“I’ll run for president again.”

....

“YOU SHOULD. I THOUGHT I WAS OVER THIS?!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, THE NAME IS DONALD!”

“They’re giving Sora his paychecks in the Smash game he’s in....”

“I refuse to answer the dark times I have you people keep mentioning to haunt me.”

“....”

....

.... Is that all?

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“I’m going to clear my name...”

“You’re not wrong, though....”

“Is that supposed to make me feel any better?”

“What did I do to THEM?!”

“...You’re not thinking about send me to the sun, are you?”

I HEARD THAT

Yes.