"...with Bizarro beginning to see a second coming, my prediction is that Eve Harms will be one of the authors at the top of the new wave as it builds toward a crest." Wow... I'm overjoyed and honored by this recognition and the kind words from Brian Keene. What is happening?! 😭🖤

To be perfectly honest, this may be the only blurb we need for @dangerslater.bsky.social's next jam. Pretty much sums up the state of things. Coming in 2027🖤☠️

A group of investment bankers who play in a punk band on the weekends and call themselves The Loaners

When will science finally invent an eggshell that doesn't break?

I was very happy to be a guest on episode 8 of @yerpalskipp.bsky.social’s The One Long Conversation, in which we talk about everything from consciousness and transcendence to the work of Laura Lee Bahr and @dangerslater.bsky.social. Watch or listen for free here. open.substack.com/pub/johnskip...

Hey, you! Are you subscribed to the Tenebrous newsletter? Yeah, you. We can see you. We're everywhere. We're right beside you. We can see what you're doing. And it's...a little Weird, even by our standards. But we won't tell a soul. If you sub to our newsletter🖤☠️ sendfox.com/tenebrouspress

devil's hair pasta and it's just pubes

New newsletter. This week, I am on a quest for The Secret Knowledge. Plus movie and book reviews. Please subscribe to get them delivered to your inbox. Thanks. open.substack.com/pub/dangersl...

It's been an interesting week. Lotta fingers ended up in a lotta mouths. Plus movie and book reviews. Read my newest newsletter. Or better yet, subscribe and get them delivered to your inbox and bypass the algorithm altogether. Have a good day, friends. dangerslater.substack.com/p/a-small-as...

the guy who invented dippin' dots was like, ice cream is good and all, but what if it was a pile of little spheres?

I read 14 books in February and there were so many good ones!! Come check out what they were: thenextbestbookblog.blogspot.com/2026/03/what...

Tenebrous Cult chapter meeting at one of our faves, Pinky’s. Pictured L-R: @alexwoodroe.com @dangerslater.bsky.social @divershands.bsky.social, Mando L, @wordblanket.com @jacymorris.bsky.social (Present not pictured: Matt, Wailana K, @stapled-spine-zine.bsky.social)🖤☠️

It's been an interesting week. Lotta fingers ended up in a lotta mouths. Plus movie and book reviews. Read my newest newsletter. Or better yet, subscribe and get them delivered to your inbox and bypass the algorithm altogether. Have a good day, friends. dangerslater.substack.com/p/a-small-as...

Max Booth, co-founder of Ghoulish Books, launched a new Patreon earlier this month! Support it if you're interested in literally anything. www.patreon.com/c/interroban... @interrobangbus.bsky.social

New substack went out. I talk about dogsitting my friend Hank and the people who live in the walls of his house. Plus movie and book reviews. Got 60 subscribers in my first week. Let's double it, shall we? Sign up and have these delivered to your inbox. dangerslater.substack.com/p/hank-you-v...

4/5 everyone go read @dangerslater.bsky.social www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

New substack went out. I talk about dogsitting my friend Hank and the people who live in the walls of his house. Plus movie and book reviews. Got 60 subscribers in my first week. Let's double it, shall we? Sign up and have these delivered to your inbox. dangerslater.substack.com/p/hank-you-v...

gonna jack it romantically this evening

It's cool reading books published by friends, featuring stories by friends . Ya friends AND a load of other fantastic writers . @filthyloot.bsky.social @charleneelsby.bsky.social @xaviergarcia.bsky.social @dangerslater.bsky.social @lcvonhessen.bsky.social

The Dogmen Fudge Incident is officially out today!!!! Please check out this wild cryptid story that is a wacky chocolatey bloody adventure!!! Links below... And let me know if you'd like a signed copy...

Have you heard the news? The dead wal- Wait, wrong song! The news is: Tenebrous has signed a distribution deal with @ipgbook.bsky.social ! What does that mean exactly? For our readers: hopefully more places where you can find our books, especially more bookstores and retailers. ⬇️

Hey, I started one of those newsletters. Sign up so it goes into your inbox. That would be great. dangerslater.substack.com/p/let-me-cat...

Hey, I started one of those newsletters. Sign up so it goes into your inbox. That would be great. dangerslater.substack.com/p/let-me-cat...

got some Big League Chew cause I don't wanna suck at baseball no more

sneezes are facegasms

Can’t even get gas, groceries, do laundry, or keep up with bills and rent. We honestly don’t know what else to do right now. If anyone can help or share, we’d be grateful. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

Frankly we’re all rather amused that ‘splatire’ hasn’t already been claimed, but screw it, we hereby coin it for @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE. Splatire coming your way later this year🖤☠️

I'll be attending this and having a good old time. Come get bizarre with us.

🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉🐙🎉

You've all met good people, right? Perhaps you are even a good person yourself. Well then, this is a book for you. Never change. You're fucking perfect.

BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature. bizarrocon.com

BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature. bizarrocon.com

The Dogmen Fudge Incident preorders are up now!!!! Out Feb 10th! Check out what @dangerslater.bsky.social said about it: "very harrowing, and full of gnarly action. Yeah, dude, I dug it."

Calling out the boss here: As good as she is at supporting our writers, she is FOR SHIT at self-promoting, so allow me a moment of your time: Tenebrous EIC @alexwoodroe.com has a new book out tomorrow, THE NIGHT SHIP! It fucking rocks. If you dig what Tenebrous does, you’ll dig it. Link to buy ⬇️

Life is short. Tell your boss to fuck off. Refuse to see family members who treat you like shit. Quit friendships that don't respect your boundaries. Eat the whole fucking pizza. Get four more cats. Wear whatever you want. Take a trip. Figure out how to blow up the moon. You do you, boo.

Why the heck would someone spend money on bottled water when it comes out of your wiener for free?

🔥COVER REVEAL🔥 Enjoy this first look at the art for @dangerslater.bsky.social's WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE is out this September; illustrated by @mattblairstone.bsky.social No creatures were harmed in the making of WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, but we can't vouch for its effects on you once you read it🖤☠️

LOOK ITS MY NEXT BOOK!

So how many of you got Danger Slater books for Christmas? NONE of you??! you sonofabitches...

Imagine being a cat before laser pointers were invented. Sad.

We've only just begun telling you about the cool Weird shit coming from Tenebrous in 2026! Cover reveals still to come for new releases from @dangerslater.bsky.social @allisonmick.bsky.social & @momoshaty.bsky.social store.tenebrouspress.com

walked into the haircutting place, pointed at a picture of myself, and said "give me the that"

The old stuff is evergreen if you never read it before. So very cool.

Attention, ghouls! The shop is closed today for Thanksgiving! But tomorrow we will be having a Black Friday sale both online and in-store. Everything discounted 20%! Free horror coffins for $50+ in-store orders. See ya tomorrow!

All I need is ten of you to convince 20,000 of your closest friends to read my books and we'll be set.

I don't know what's happening 👀

Wendy put together an amazing evening for a very important cause. I got to see @dangerslater.bsky.social explain the history of bananas and they let me talk about C.H.U.D.s. Lovely night. No notes.

my god somebody needs to help Melissa Forecast

pumpkin ass latte