been thinking about music. it's good. big fan.

Do dogs get chapped lips?? We gotta help them!

Tired of all this division. Tired of all math, really.

Think I might be experiencing a glitch in the matrix because every single day I see the exact same person coming and going out of my neighbor's house 👀

Okay so: What if Weird Cosmic Horror... ...but also QueeRomance? We've got you covered, don't fret. DEAR STUPID PENPAL, an epistolary Sci-Horror novel, out this November from @rascalhartley.bsky.social Preorders coming soon🚀👁️📡💀 Cover art by @carlydraws.bsky.social

Every time I see a bird walking I'm like GET OFF THE LAND, THE LAND BELONGS TO US

Oh alright

☠️ happy pub day to me 🖤 come hang if you can! GRATITUDE and love to Ariele Benita Jess @comptonwrites.bsky.social @nomadiceditor.bsky.social @saderotica.bsky.social @unheimlichmanvr.bsky.social @crookedlanebooks.bsky.social & many other F&F who have supported me on seeing this day come true. 🥹

shouldn't they call this letter W a double v? just saying

I applied to be the assistant manager of a Cracker Barrel Souvenir Shop once but they didn't hire me because I couldn't solve that little triangle peg puzzle thing.

I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't like sleep. Like, you're just supposed to sit there with your eyes closed all night? BO-RING!

do it

Lars von Trier's Lego Maniac

Come hang out with @jacymorris.bsky.social & @dangerslater.bsky.social tonight at @powells.bsky.social on Hawthorne!

Today’s reading weirdness is brought to us by @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s ‘Moonfellows’. So far it is funny as fuck, which makes the anticipation for the terrible that much more delectable.

This is tomorrow night! @jacymorris.bsky.social VS. @dangerslater.bsky.social in a no-disqualification steel cage match for the World Heavywe- ...I mean... *in conversation with*. Civilly. Maybe a body slam or two at most. Tomorrow night, @powells.bsky.social on Hawthorne, 7pm, free!

Tuesday: WE LIKE IT CHERRY is out! Thursday: we gather for a hootenanny! Join us at @powells.bsky.social on Hawthorne in Portland, OR for a reading by author @jacymorris.bsky.social followed by an intimate, no-doubt-hinged conversation w/fellow Tene-degenerate @dangerslater.bsky.social Free! 🖤☠️

This is Rotini and he is the size of a chicken nugget.

it’s still free whenever you see a bird on the ground to say “hey buddy.” the price hasn’t changed

Thanks to @dangerslater.bsky.social, @stevestred.bsky.social, and @leox.bsky.social for the wonderful quotes. Links in my bio to purchase.

Thank you so much @raincorbyn.bsky.social ! 🪸

Tonight we will be chatting with Jacy Morris, author of We Like It Cherry. This Is Horror Podcast patrons, you can now submit your questions. patreon.com/posts/135215...

GHOULISH BOOKS - SOFT LAUNCH - TOMORROW (WEDNESDAY) 12-7PM 628 S. St Marys, Suite 102, San Antonio, TX We officially have our COO and will be open as of tomorrow! A more extravagant GRAND OPENING will happen Saturday August 9th (details TBA).

the butt effect > the butterfly effect

i think what Warhol was really trying to say was that soup is good

Sometimes when you see bookstagrammers all sharing the same trad pubbed Horror books you want to stop them in an alley and open a trench coat full of the real good indie Horror shit

me watching MST3K: "oh my god do these guys ever shut up so I can enjoy the movie?!"

We will always be so honored to have published two books by Danger Slater, a writer we consider to be the modern Kurt Vonnegut. A true talent! Read his work! @dangerslater.bsky.social

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I want to go to the Mayo Clinic. Sounds delicious.

Today’s book haul courtesy of @dangerslater.bsky.social , @goresorcerer.bsky.social , & @matthewmitchell.bsky.social ! Shits about to get real weird out here!

Oh hey, it's me!

A fun stripper slasher from a super rad small press. Grab your copy of PINS from MadnessHeart.Press!

Happy to announce that my new collection, PORTRAITS OF DECAY, is also available in ebook format on Godless! godless.com/products/por...

"One of the Most Anticipated Horror Books of Summer" @pastemagazine.bsky.social “A biting satire of cultural tourism & violence” @tiffmorris.bsky.social "Bloody, frozen & full of heart" @laurelhightower.bsky.social WE LIKE IT CHERRY by @jacymorris.bsky.social August 5th: store.tenebrouspress.com

Just a reminder that we have had to close our bookstore multiple times since June due to intense storming/flooding, and we are planning a big move to a new building downtown sometime this month, so any donations to our relocation fund would be immensely appreciated! 😘 ghoulish.rip/product/dona...

Today’s Uncomfortably Dark Review! www.uncomfortablydark.com/post/rachel-...

Hails to @divershands.bsky.social for hosting @jacymorris.bsky.social @dangerslater.bsky.social & me at whisky bar Pinky's last night in PDX! It was the perfect cover to get Jacy to sign a couple cases of WE LIKE IT CHERRY & scout out a potential future location for readings, events, etc🖤☠️

new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls!!

BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror (+ More) is out today! 25 of the best independently- & self-published Weird Fiction stories published in 2024, spanning Horror Sci-Fi Fantasy & all things unclassifiable...but WEIRD. And all part of a balanced breakfast🖤☠️ Get it: store.tenebrouspress.com

A new book--the next book--came to me in a manic flash last night. Sometimes it takes years to bleed these things out of me. Other times, there they are, fully formed, like precious stones in a riverbed, and all I have to do is reach out and take one.

We hung out w/good buds @jacymorris.bsky.social @dangerslater.bsky.social & @lauracranehill.bsky.social, whose WIFE SHAPED BODIES is out from Saga in 2026, last night. Jacy's WE LIKE IT CHERRY release party will be at @powells.bsky.social on Hawthorne 8/7! MC'd by Danger. Things will get Weird🖤☠️

Fans of bizarro fiction, give DADDY'S BOY a try. It's a dark comedy with just the right amount of sausages and dick jokes. Hell, @dangerslater.bsky.social likes it: “Daddy’s Boy is exciting, weird, violent, hilarious, harrowing, original, and a helluva lotta fun.” www.amazon.com/dp/B0DX1LJV6P

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an all-dog remake of Fargo called Furgo

"I can have that in a day" = a week "I'll be done in two weeks, tops" = a month "Yeah, it should only take me a month" = the next half a year

Once E*** M*** ☠ I'm going back to Twitter.

Got tickets for The Phoenician Scheme tomorrow. Hell yea Wes Anderson.

Smash Mouth feels like a weirdly aggressive name for a band featured prominently on the Shrek movie soundtrack.

Today's treat on MDW Patreon, ALL patrons at ALL levels can get a free copy of DADDY'S BOY by Michael David Wilson, narrated by Josh Curran. "Daddy’s Boy is exciting, weird, violent, hilarious, harrowing, original, and a helluva lotta fun." @dangerslater.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/daddys...