Wendy put together an amazing evening for a very important cause. I got to see @dangerslater.bsky.social explain the history of bananas and they let me talk about C.H.U.D.s. Lovely night. No notes.

From Bottle Alley's FB: "13 years in the making 🤩 "Last night, Bottle Alley won its first official B. Iden Payne awards in the history of the company! We are so proud of Kaylynn, Emily, Andrew, John, and the entire team of We Need to Do Something for their hard work and well deserved recognition."

my god somebody needs to help Melissa Forecast

pumpkin ass latte

Every day I get an email that tells me what is going to be in my mailbox in two hours.

Ebglyss

pls invest in my new tech startup that uses AI to filter farts out of zoom calls in real-time

Don't miss out on this Horror Writing Workshop! Class starts in two weeks: ravensendbooks.com/events/35275...

Oh hey

The Night Ship is up on Netgalley for those of you so inclined! Reviewers, friends, enemies, anyone, if that's not accessible for you drop me a line, I *am* keeping a list of who has asked and will be dropping emails shortly. ♥️ www.netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book...

the latest new & restocked horror available at b&n sioux falls!

♬ Singin' I love pre-ven-tion, so let's help our neighbors do prevention, baby ♬

been thinking about music. it's good. big fan.

Do dogs get chapped lips?? We gotta help them!

Tired of all this division. Tired of all math, really.

Think I might be experiencing a glitch in the matrix because every single day I see the exact same person coming and going out of my neighbor's house 👀

Okay so: What if Weird Cosmic Horror... ...but also QueeRomance? We've got you covered, don't fret. DEAR STUPID PENPAL, an epistolary Sci-Horror novel, out this November from @rascalhartley.bsky.social Preorders coming soon🚀👁️📡💀 Cover art by @carlydraws.bsky.social

Every time I see a bird walking I'm like GET OFF THE LAND, THE LAND BELONGS TO US

Oh alright

☠️ happy pub day to me 🖤 come hang if you can! GRATITUDE and love to Ariele Benita Jess @comptonwrites.bsky.social @nomadiceditor.bsky.social @saderotica.bsky.social @unheimlichmanvr.bsky.social @crookedlanebooks.bsky.social & many other F&F who have supported me on seeing this day come true. 🥹

shouldn't they call this letter W a double v? just saying

I applied to be the assistant manager of a Cracker Barrel Souvenir Shop once but they didn't hire me because I couldn't solve that little triangle peg puzzle thing.

I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't like sleep. Like, you're just supposed to sit there with your eyes closed all night? BO-RING!

do it

Lars von Trier's Lego Maniac

Come hang out with @jacymorris.bsky.social & @dangerslater.bsky.social tonight at @powells.bsky.social on Hawthorne!

Today’s reading weirdness is brought to us by @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s ‘Moonfellows’. So far it is funny as fuck, which makes the anticipation for the terrible that much more delectable.

This is tomorrow night! @jacymorris.bsky.social VS. @dangerslater.bsky.social in a no-disqualification steel cage match for the World Heavywe- ...I mean... *in conversation with*. Civilly. Maybe a body slam or two at most. Tomorrow night, @powells.bsky.social on Hawthorne, 7pm, free!

Tuesday: WE LIKE IT CHERRY is out! Thursday: we gather for a hootenanny! Join us at @powells.bsky.social on Hawthorne in Portland, OR for a reading by author @jacymorris.bsky.social followed by an intimate, no-doubt-hinged conversation w/fellow Tene-degenerate @dangerslater.bsky.social Free! 🖤☠️

This is Rotini and he is the size of a chicken nugget.

it’s still free whenever you see a bird on the ground to say “hey buddy.” the price hasn’t changed

Thanks to @dangerslater.bsky.social, @stevestred.bsky.social, and @leox.bsky.social for the wonderful quotes. Links in my bio to purchase.

Thank you so much @raincorbyn.bsky.social ! 🪸

Tonight we will be chatting with Jacy Morris, author of We Like It Cherry. This Is Horror Podcast patrons, you can now submit your questions. patreon.com/posts/135215...

GHOULISH BOOKS - SOFT LAUNCH - TOMORROW (WEDNESDAY) 12-7PM 628 S. St Marys, Suite 102, San Antonio, TX We officially have our COO and will be open as of tomorrow! A more extravagant GRAND OPENING will happen Saturday August 9th (details TBA).

the butt effect > the butterfly effect

i think what Warhol was really trying to say was that soup is good

Sometimes when you see bookstagrammers all sharing the same trad pubbed Horror books you want to stop them in an alley and open a trench coat full of the real good indie Horror shit

me watching MST3K: "oh my god do these guys ever shut up so I can enjoy the movie?!"

We will always be so honored to have published two books by Danger Slater, a writer we consider to be the modern Kurt Vonnegut. A true talent! Read his work! @dangerslater.bsky.social

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I want to go to the Mayo Clinic. Sounds delicious.

Today’s book haul courtesy of @dangerslater.bsky.social , @goresorcerer.bsky.social , & @matthewmitchell.bsky.social ! Shits about to get real weird out here!

Oh hey, it's me!

A fun stripper slasher from a super rad small press. Grab your copy of PINS from MadnessHeart.Press!

Happy to announce that my new collection, PORTRAITS OF DECAY, is also available in ebook format on Godless! godless.com/products/por...

"One of the Most Anticipated Horror Books of Summer" @pastemagazine.bsky.social “A biting satire of cultural tourism & violence” @tiffmorris.bsky.social "Bloody, frozen & full of heart" @laurelhightower.bsky.social WE LIKE IT CHERRY by @jacymorris.bsky.social August 5th: store.tenebrouspress.com

Just a reminder that we have had to close our bookstore multiple times since June due to intense storming/flooding, and we are planning a big move to a new building downtown sometime this month, so any donations to our relocation fund would be immensely appreciated! 😘 ghoulish.rip/product/dona...

Today’s Uncomfortably Dark Review! www.uncomfortablydark.com/post/rachel-...

Hails to @divershands.bsky.social for hosting @jacymorris.bsky.social @dangerslater.bsky.social & me at whisky bar Pinky's last night in PDX! It was the perfect cover to get Jacy to sign a couple cases of WE LIKE IT CHERRY & scout out a potential future location for readings, events, etc🖤☠️