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What is under all of that chocolate???? A cover reveal is coming soon...

What is under all of that chocolate???? A cover reveal is coming soon...

Greetings from Die Laughing! We've missed you!!! We have 🤡NEWS🤡. Due to circumstances beyond the editor's control, our publication schedule has been temporarily slowed. Issue 6 will be published on February 14 (VALENTINE'S DAY!!! We love love) Our next Call (for Issues 7 & 8) will be JULY 1-5

Bandcamp saying no to AI. It's awesome to see!

On a very long work call, hoping it'll just be a listen in kinda thing...then they send out a worksheet and team exercises...so much fun to do through Teams...

January 15th find out what to do if you witness a clown funeral in the newest issue of @archiveoftheodd.bsky.social with my helpful pamphlet: So You Witnessed a Clown Funeral. Pre-orders up now! archiveoftheodd.bigcartel.com/product/preo... archiveoftheodd.bigcartel.com/product/preo...

January 15th find out what to do if you witness a clown funeral in the newest issue of @archiveoftheodd.bsky.social with my helpful pamphlet: So You Witnessed a Clown Funeral. Pre-orders up now! archiveoftheodd.bigcartel.com/product/preo... archiveoftheodd.bigcartel.com/product/preo...

Want to support a fantastic store AND a pretty great magazine imho? Check out POSSUM PUNKS in Michigan! possumpunks.com/pages/comics...

The No ICE in Minnesota charity bundle submission period is now open: itch.io/jam/no-ice-i... All games, free and paid, TTRPG and browser based-alike are welcome Submissions are open until January 26 & the charity bundle supporting a Minnesota based Immigrants' rights org will go live in February

Is it normal feeling earwax building up in your ear?

So living with my parents abruptly became unsafe (mentally/emotionally) and I'm leaving ASAP. I have somewhere to go, but it's out of state. I'm packing now but I have to register my car before I go and that's $500. Anything helps. 🫀 Venmo: probablyharmless PayPal: theohillwriter at gmail

Hi hey my new book comes out on Jan 20, and she's real pretty, and there's a giveaway of ten of these shiny sprayed hardcovers on GR, otherwise you can ask your local bookstore for one and that would mean the world to me! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...

Guess what is currently up on me galley? Go forth and request!

No one does monsters like @blackyshep.bsky.social 🖤☠️ A preview of interior art from @kristalstittle.bsky.social's KAYAK, an unforgettable, epic "Alien-Invasion+Survival-Horror+Post-Apocalyptic-Coming-of-Age+Literally-Everything You-Need-to-Know-About-Surviving-on-the-Water" novel. Preorder it⬇️

How long is too long to keep a gingerbread house?

26 reads for 2026!! I decided to go through my physical books and see what I want to read this year. We'll see if I actually stick with it, but it should be fun!

Hell yes. This looks fucking amazing!!!! Like a Grindhouse The Raid. youtu.be/AqNFJUihSHg?...

26 reads for 2026!! I decided to go through my physical books and see what I want to read this year. We'll see if I actually stick with it, but it should be fun!

Post a famous bathroom scene

Proposal: next year everyone send me your weird/horror short stories, I’ll make a list of the ones I think are coolest, and I won’t support a genocide while doing so

This is a great 2026 resolution.

Well, this makes me delighted.

2025 writing life was a wacky one! We got the rerelease of ...And Out Come the Toys, with a snazzy new cover! I wrote a mall novella, a chapbook, and wrapped up my next release. Which, fuck, why not, here's a cover tease for The Dogmen Fudge Incident! Coming out in February? Sure, let's go with that

10p ruled in 2025. We're a 2-person vessel at core, but it takes Ebs on SPLIT SCREAM, an army of SKULL & LAURELists & 100+ creators to make every page sing. Tempted to tag & shout out the entire Cult but dammit I'm tired & I'm gonna ride out '25 on the couch instead. HNY, Weirdos🖤☠️ Alex + Matt

This!!! They do a great monthly round up for different genres that are a great way to discover new music. Most indie labels have Bandcamp pages, follow them for updates. The first Friday of every month is Bandcamp Friday, which means artists get 100% of their sales.

Check out my 2025 writing update, my top reads of 2025, and what's up next in my writing world, at my newest newsletter! mailchi.mp/b2f576eacacd... Or check out the sneak peek of my top 9 reads (they fit better in an image than a top 10) right here!

2025 writing life was a wacky one! We got the rerelease of ...And Out Come the Toys, with a snazzy new cover! I wrote a mall novella, a chapbook, and wrapped up my next release. Which, fuck, why not, here's a cover tease for The Dogmen Fudge Incident! Coming out in February? Sure, let's go with that

Hiking Asylum Lake at Kalamazoo, MI

Fun little comparison between the last 18 hours here in Michigan.

I made coffee cake crumb banana bread the other day (time is meaningless right now) and it turned out amazing.

New piece for the mantle, and not at all a shrine to our new Lord and Master, the all seeing eye, the one that points out the truth: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!

I'm back to my #latenight posts again. THE STARLIT ROAD is nearly ready for release. The final formatting is officially done. Everything is waiting on the cover. I'm digitally painting it in Procreate. I'm an artist, but not a fast one. Can't wait to get this done. 🖤✨ #writingcommunity #booksky

Trapped at the Dallas airport. At least I have Marcus Clayton's Pónk! to read.

When people do those "something when you were X years old" posts, do they use the year they turned X or the part of the year where they were X before their next birthday? Seems kinda like cheating getting to use two years to determine your future...

Other publishers: have you paid someone to write an introduction? If you wouldn't mind sharing, please DM me how much you paid them. You don't have to say who. I'm trying to make sure I don't lowball someone.

The implications of a pregnant snowman are out of my grasp

How are we surprised that the place that charges for book reviews is on board for AI? Seems pretty on point for them.

I'm so excited for this book!!!!

We are gonna go live on twitch at 8 pm eastern Watching music videos from @yourpomps.bsky.social 🇺🇸 @cheekface.bsky.social 🇺🇸 @jokersrepublic.bsky.social 🇺🇸 @2amwakeupcall.com 🏳️‍⚧️ NOAF ska idol project 🇯🇵 +more Followed by the premiere of “when you get home” Unrelated, thoughts on our 🐧 onesies?

How are we surprised that the place that charges for book reviews is on board for AI? Seems pretty on point for them.

Yearly holiday reminder that the North Pole in Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is a desolate nightmare. There's no cheer or happiness around Santa, only bleak emptiness and jagged peaks.

I'd only watch this if it was an hour and a half of him attempting to eat more and more eggs.

I have to sit down for this one. Literary titan @tananarivedue.bsky.social has recommended THE CURSE OF HESTER GARDENS in @peoplemag.bsky.social. I'm stunned and honored. Link to her full quote in comments. Preorder link in comments. @erewhonbooks.bsky.social @kensingtonbooks.bsky.social

Super rad seeing my book on the cover for Crooked Nook's bookfair event! They're a Michigan group doing grown-up bookfairs through out the state, definitely something to check out if you're in the Mitten state!

Just finished my second listen through of Half Dizzy's new album and it's so damn good!! Just awesome heartfelt emotional punk. Totally worth a spin! punkertonrecords.bandcamp.com/album/yard-s...

Damn, check this cover out!!!!! This looks sick as hell!!!

Thank you @bigtakeover.com for this review of LAST CHRISTMAS ! bigtakeover.com/recordings/b...

Look what showed up on the table today! Super excited to check out this story about nature wreaking retribution upon us, and horseflies that know secrets!