Welp, I think that's enough internet for today. Going to chill with the cats, play video games, and read

So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.

can't believe the guy whose entire political philosophy revolves around domination would turn out to be a hawk

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Watching the 1940 version of House of the Seven Gables. A young Vincent Price is in this and he SINGS

Can't he just fucking keel over already?

who up getting they rocks off

"It's a tasty fish; I have nothing against it" youtu.be/DF24lyzxFSo?...

You know me, I never shut up about how much I HATE digital watches

Love it when Dexter hops up to my lap and brings me one of his favorite toys to play fetch with, and when he plops it down from his mouth I realize it's absolutely drenched in his spit 🙃

Definitely considering some of these for dark fantasy purposes 👀

In an effort to try more new things this year, I am attempting to use the air fryer setting in my toaster oven for the first time 🤞

Wondering if there's something symbolic in the fact that my kittens lost all four of their collective top baby fangs between late afternoon on December 30 and the morning of New Year's Day

Looking at this as a hopeful touchstone for 2026.

Mentioned to someone at the bar last night that I was a published writer and their immediate response was "Are you famous?" LOL. LMAO

Oh hell yeah

higgledy-piggledy whale statements

At a local bar alone for New Year's Eve and they gave everyone jaunty hats to wear. Even the liquor bottles are wearing tiny hats

Outlook for the new year ...

Oh wow, the von Hessen cats have given me an unexpected New Year's Eve gift of kitty camaraderie! I've NEVER seen Monty share the cat bed with either of the kittens before, and Delia was definitely there first, so he must have hopped up to chill out next to her! 🖤

Wishing you all a #HappyNewYear

Looks like my last significant creative act of 2025 was answering a couple of interview questions for an upcoming French academic volume on body horror that apparently includes an analysis of my story "Wormspace" 🪱👑

The handsome volume shown here (with editorial intern Delia for scale) was proofread/copy edited by me: my third such job for Infinity Land Press!

I just recorded and sent off my first-ever audition for a voice acting role (actually two very different roles for the same production, but yeah)

Double fangs! My five-and-a-half-month-old kittens are currently teething and now they BOTH have two sets of top fangs as their grown-up fangs appear before their baby fangs fall out. My two little werewolves 🐺

Absolutely no thoughts in that little skull

Aiming to do this tonight or tomorrow 🤞

Someone really missed the boat on not naming a bad-and-wrong-advice-dispensing AI chat app "Wormtongue"

You meet a pissed gnoll butcher in the alchemy lab. They recite a tale of a disabled human president who is constantly feeling misery. The storytelling is okay.

A family night out to the Uncanny Valley 👁👄👁

Someone really missed the boat on not naming a bad-and-wrong-advice-dispensing AI chat app "Wormtongue"

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

A pair of happy hammerhead sharks (ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)

I watched The Other Side of the Underneath (1972) from the House of Psychotic Women box set yesterday for the first time and now every so often my mind randomly busts out with "Underneath me nightie! / Guess who I am? / All together, fellas: / It's ya CASTRATING MAM!"

I watched The Other Side of the Underneath (1972) from the House of Psychotic Women box set yesterday for the first time and now every so often my mind randomly busts out with "Underneath me nightie! / Guess who I am? / All together, fellas: / It's ya CASTRATING MAM!"

I watch a lot of movies with the kittens. I think Delia's favorite, based on sheer amount of time spent staring raptly at the screen, is the 1912 silent version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

That time of year again!

When I was 14, I was once called a "faggot loving Satan fucker" on AOL Instant Messenger by an awful Mormon girl at my school

If Jewish Christmas is Chinese food and a movie, I guess Heathen Christmas is drinking mead at home with my multiple cats 🍷🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

About to introduce my kittens to the greatest Christmas movie ever made 🎅🔪

This cartoon could be a noise tape

About to introduce my kittens to the greatest Christmas movie ever made 🎅🔪

A couple of city kitties investigating the snowfall during their very first winter. Sound up for Delia's happy little chirrups offscreen!

A couple of city kitties investigating the snowfall during their very first winter. Sound up for Delia's happy little chirrups offscreen!

Ha, this was my mom's car when I was a kid. And yes, it was also blue