You discover a Swimsuit of Channeling in the stifling hallway. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Beast'.

You discover a Robe of Cancer in the bare lair. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Gorlak'.

Blood and gore of kobold bodies are littered all about the bright warehouse. A lone goblin remains standing among the mess. This must be the one known as The Evil.

A small harpy approaches you and says, 'Haven't seen Silifrey in a while'.

You uncover an old tome which tells the tale of a small zombie that can turn anything into leather. After reading the tale, you feel excitement.

You're surprised to find a bulletin board in the hallowed volcano. You take a look at a posting on it which says, 'Seeking roommate for room in cluttered lair. Rate is 9 weeks. Fixer-upper. Nonbinaries only.'.

You discover a riddle in the castle. It points you in the direction of a box, which is guarded by a bald zombie.

You shot a chubby human rebel with your glock. In response, she utters a prayer.

You find yourself sitting next to a buff drow thatcher. They turn to you and say 'I'm actually related to Zolis 'The Master' Helder, they're my daughter'.

The human are known widely as a fancy race. They fight with buckler and follow a leader known as The Magical.

Deep within the ethereal stable you uncover silver bra. Donning it allows you to have intimate knowledge of the spell Condemnation of Bubbles.

Rumor has it a strong ogre waits in the basement. They say the one who slays it will receive Ira's Shuriken.

You dream of a short haired human engineer being hurt by a powerful yeti. You wake feeling tranquility.

A ugly gnome craftsman is fighting a battle against a group of scamp. He utters a prayer.

You swing at the long haired goblin militiaman with your lance. In response, he drops everything and runs.

As you do battle with the tiny imp, it roars, 'You cannot kill me, for I am The Bejewelled'.

You discover a Boots of Caution in the spotless living quarters. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Warped'.

You are contacted by a short half-giant apprentice named Erdan Shin who offers you 2 gold, providing you escort them to Berrian's Castle. Do you accept?

Passing through the damp storeroom, you are beat by a slimy gremlin. The attack barely penetrates your chocolate glasses.

You are contacted by a tanned human zealot named Tanya Pisacar who offers you 6 gold, providing you escort them to Rimardo's Slum. Do you accept?

A group of warg lying in wait in the slum are confronted by a half-gnome magician. He casts the spell 'Rune of Law', causing them to flee.

To your surprise, you find that everything in the stifling room is made of leather.

You discover a Trousers of Enchantment in the damp crevice. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Bodyguard'.

You hit a disfigured drow noble with your shortbow. In response, she drops a goblet.

As you explore trendy pit, you see a flirty fairy marine who fights with a musket.

You find yourself sitting next to a fat skeleton soldier. They turn to you and say 'Long live the cause!'.

You complete a quest at the behest of a half-elf guerilla. In response, you earn 7 gold and become known far and wide as 'The Heavy'.

You overhear a pair of gnome talking in the shop. 'My name is Heian, but everyone calls me The Ancient', the one says to the other.

As you explore dark volcano, you see a bespectacled half-troll trader being lacerated by a angry harpy.

The heartless half-gnome inventor is rended by the ghoul. Their plastic plated skirt is torn by the attack!

You discover a painting made by the famous artist, Aliya. It depicts a lithe goblin soldier who hits a short half-troll witch with their cutlass, who then is horribly wounded. The quality is middling.

Rumor has it a crazed cluwne waits in the village. They say the one who slays it will receive Ivy's Dart.

You discover a riddle in the den. It points you in the direction of a bracelet, which is guarded by a pale carp.

A madman stands by the entrance to sacred cottage, warning passers-by of a sorrowful dwarf explorer betraying a angry demon crossbowman to steal a sentient parchment.

As you offer a prayer at the ethereal shrine, a voice calls out to you. It says, 'I'm so lost...'.

A group of goblin lying in wait in the mausoleum are confronted by a troll sage. He casts the spell 'Whirlpool of Coffee', causing them to flee.

You overhear a pair of gnoll talking in the well. One says to the other, 'Did you know I'm wanted for corruption?'.

You entered a hamlet and discovered a Tower shield of Destruction. The craftsmanship is stunning.

In a dwarf you spot a listing on a job board. It reads, 'Clumsy Male Half-giant seeking Male Amazon for a night out. No drows.'.

You overhear a pair of half-gnome talking in the town. One says to the other, 'Do you know where I can find a sling around here?'.

You are now known as The Disfigured. You feel nothing at all about it.

It's no secret that the poor kobold trader who lives in Aliya's Campsite loves lamps.

You face off against a tanned dark elf orphan. They cast Transformation of Pressure, and you are soon overcome with hatred.

A cult has begun gathering near Hadarai's Grave. It is said they are gathering resources to cast Abdication of Glasses on behest of their God, Akatosh.

You enter Polly's Shop and purchase a book for 4 gold from the half-giant shopkeeper. The quality is awful.

Exploring the temple, you met a clumsy goblin potter. They offered you a Cloak of Rage with an engraving of a skeleton on it.

Two court mages duel in the centre of the lair. One casts 'Sigil of Fire', which the other effortlessly counters with 'Sound of Cancer'.

You rended the bald kobold merchant. As they fall, their Hat of Confusion drops to their side.

A ghost approaches you in the crevice and hands you a Splint mail of Healing. 'It's a gift from your girlfriend', they say, and leave without a word.

Passing through the cold alchemy lab, you are mauled by a strong imp. The attack barely penetrates your cheese pants.