I just spent $350 placing a restock order for the Cursed Morsels store, so uhhhhhhhh, buy some horror books, please? This anthology features everything from a strange cursed film of Nazi Germany to a Tucker Carlsonesque figure annihilating himself live on the air.

I’m on my way to a city employment service to see what my options are but I’m so sore from interviewing that at any second I’m ready to recite Charlie’s job rant from Always Sunny lol

I’m still pissed Katherine Isabelle was in the Backrooms but had such a nothing part and her face was blurry. The movie should have been about her actually. The movie should have been Ginger Snaps 4 actually.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Doritos has a ketchup flavour now! RIP Lays Ketchup. You are useless to me now. Die the death of history.

I started watching Widow’s Bay based on so many recommendations. Guys, the hype is real. In a year of great horror, this might be topping it? Iunno, but it’s so good!

I made skull calzones for dinner because I only like food that’s novelty shaped. Chicken nuggets? No, I’ll have Dino nuggets pls. Oh wait, you’re actually serving tomato sauce pasta? Better make those Scooby Doo shaped, my guy.

I wish good food was cheaper. Discovered this Portuguese fish shop by my place. They cut up this piece of salmon for me that I fried up and was divine. But damn, can’t afford to be going there all the time. Wish that was my daily meal lol

It must feel so good to be a Stark and use “Winter is Coming” seamlessly inside of a sentence.

Where might a gentleman go to the bathroom in the backrooms? All I see are endless walls.

I fucking love old movie theatres, man. Top places to be. I’m at Imagine Cinema on Carlton Street waiting for Backrooms to starts and I’m feeling so at home.

Not even being funny, but do you think when rappers get into rap beef anyone has ever cried after listening to the diss track? My feelings get hurt mad easy man

A gross little troll I find and first save from harm who I then start speaking with and it turns out he has a quest for me and I tell him I have no weapon with which to undertake his quest so he gives me a starter sword to undergo said quest would really fix me right now

I’m at the Paul McCartney photograph exhibit at the AGO and look at this photo. The homie John always been on another wavelength

Tbh, I'm a Grilled Cheese fundamentalist. If you put bacon or ham in them sammies, you've made a bacon or ham sandwich and you've strayed from the path. There is only One way to make a Grilled Cheese sandwich and it is the True Way.

Can I say one nice thing about Drake? For his new album Maid of Honour, “honour” is in Canadian spelling. I’m not on that nationalist trip, but too many Canadian artists trying to cosplay as Americans.

I made pancakes for the first time in my life today. Fire. Do you guys know about these cakes of pan? A lil maple syrup on top? They’re like sugar tortillas. Highly recommend. Especially with some bacon.

Today is doors open and I went to the Toronto archives to look at all the old records and the record keeper was talking about this 6 rings logo that used to mean the 6 cities that used to be Toronto and she’s like “You know how Drake calls us the 6ix…” How is Drake a part of this archival tour? LOL

Last night I beat Promised Consort Radahn. While it’s top 5 fav FromSoft boss fights for me, it’s also my #1 fav experience from a boss. I haven’t played since because I’ve been obsessing over lore implications. Gawd I love Elden Ring. Miyazaki and George R R Martin cooked up a fantasy masterpiece!

This baby yoda movie better be good cuz I don’t have any serotonin left.

I, for one, am glad dinosaurs are extinct. Freaky lizard-birds, leave us alone. How you that big and still have wings? Lame.

If I had a One Wish Willow from Obsession, I’d wish for a One Hundred Wish Willow. Is Bear stupid or something?

Just watched Fear X for the first time. Still on my Refn kick. Still getting ready for Her Private Hell. This one needs more love, man. The paranoia is out of control. Fits his dreamy neon vibe so well.

Me about to absolutely smash an interview: No, of course not! It’s ridiculous to believe that a chimpanzee could operate a typewriter. What I’m suggesting is we bring one on to help me solve mysteries.

Malenia is my favourite FromSoft boss of all time. Just glorious. Still in awe. Her, Ludwig, and Sister Friede are the homies fr. We eat beef Donburi and make fun of Father Gascoigne every weekend.

Ya boy got a second interview!!!! Gah, let’s goooooo!!! The summer is mine!!!

My family is really catholic so whenever I go to an event that necessitates me having to go to church I’m always disappointed cuz it’s nothing like Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.

One thing I love about Toronto is how different cultures interpret poutine. There’s this Greek joint nearby that loads it up with chicken gyro and I dream of it sometimes.

Doing research by reading ancient Mayan texts for a new Lady Blood S&S story, let’s goooooo!

everybody should buy a @cursedmorsels.bsky.social book today

I love how gay Elden Ring is. Was not expecting that at all, but I’m here for it.

Going to the comic book shop to pick up my subscriptions always dangerous cuz there’s like 5 different shawarma joints right around it plus a Pakistani place that kills and my doctor says I gotta eat better but I just picked up Absolute Martian Manhunter doggy I got a hunger

They’re saying Warner Bros is re-releasing The Devils in theatres. Which is so cool. But I’m over here like…what version of the Devils are you re-releasing?

Kill List one of my all time favourites fr. One of those rare horror movies that feel truly evil.

Vibes over on Twitter just ludicrously bad. Like hilariously awful. It’s like Pride Rock after Scar takes over but all the hyenas are racist transphobes.

Watched Angel’s Egg for the first time last night and I can’t get over how absolutely haunting this movie is. Total Dark Souls vibes. It feels like a poem. Or a really sweet nightmare.

Yo how hard could Sekiro really be? Are mans exaggerating?

Subway station beef patties hit different idc

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Lisa Frankenstein is so damn good. Obsessed with the dream sequence. That Galaxy 500 needle drop is magic.

Finally forcing myself to watch Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim and realizing that Brian Cox voices Helm Hammerhand and oh boy am I hyped by this. I’m in. These men of the West-march are not serious people.

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I’m at a butterfly conservatory and I just overheard thee best conversation between a little boy and his grandma. Little boy: What if there’s blood in the nectar? Grandma (exasperated): I already told you. They don’t drink blood! Hahahaha

Spicy pepperette stick in my mouth like it’s a cigar like oi watch yo mouth fore the boss hears you getting smart.

Happy new Isaiah Rashad day to all who celebrate. Doing a little roadtrip to Niagara Falls and bumping his new album all the way there.

I bought pizza bread from the store cuz im sick like that

New Vince Staples joint has Vince sounding like Paris Texas but it’s great and it feels like there’s a fire under him again. Liked his melodic phase but def missed his gnarlier sound.

So far, maybe my favourite movie of the year? Creepy as hell and cool lore!

Im about to go see Hokum. I hope it’s so scary I cry.

Holy shit, @reactorsff.bsky.social included Backmask in its list of Seven SFF historical fiction novels. I can't find Sam Reader's tag on here but thank you, this is so fucking cool.