The best editor I know is looking for work! I’m talking gross ass horror. I’m talking butterflies-in-your-stomach romance. My homeboy does it all. Hit me up if you need some help on projects big or small 😈 He’s saved a hopeless story of mine more than once and he’ll save your ass too.

I can’t prove this but Black Swan takes place in the same universe as Suspiria and Mater Tenebrarum, the Mother of Darkness, is both head of the New York City coven and secretly runs Natalie Portman’s ballet company.

Had ox tail and rice and peas from this Jamaican joint for dinner last night and I woke up still thinking of it.

Today is my birthday. Which means that as per my contract with Andras the teacher, Great Marquis of Hell, today I’ve grown faster, more agile, and stronger (minor % increase in holy dmg). Beware all! But specifically to the goose who scared me and my chihuahua the other day!

Watching Spider-Man: Homecoming and doing the web slinging hand movements along with the movie so my dog knows I approve.

I have a bad cold right now and I’m feverish but I’m pretty positive if I can eat 10 consecutive hot dogs in under 10 minutes I can burn the virus away in a hot purge of ketchup and mustard. Brb. Will update.

I can tell i'm in my feelings cuz I'm listening to that fan fiction OMEGAH RED track with MF DOOM and RZA.

Unless you from Naples or some shit, thin crust pizza is for snobs. I want that greasy crust, brodie

Feel mean as shit so I'm gunna read this issue where Absolute Batman fucks up some nazis to cheer myself up

I'm all in for Absolute Batman. 🦇

Man, I’m so fucking disgusted.

"Authors should be political. You are alienating potential readers." Me:

I like that new Rocky track ngl. Reminds me of something Paris Texas would put out.

Fuck everybody. This year I’m doing anything I want. I’m getting into the pool IMMEDIATELY after I eat and going to bed even if my hair’s wet

Started reading Blood Meridian and I just finished the first chapter and I can already tell this judge fella is gunna turn out to be a loving father figure to the kid ☺️

“I should buy a ping pong table.” Me after watching Marty Supreme.

You want Black and Brown immigrants to go back to where they come and then you want to bomb them once they do. You know what that's called? Genocide.

Yo it’s so stupid that the US can just do that

My Letterboxd Year In Review finally came in and my Most Watched Actor and Director is fire ngl

I always tell people that my parents named me after Professor Charles Xavier, founder and leader of the X-Men. But that’s a lie. My parents actually named me after Saint Francis Xavier, founder and leader of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

So many subway ads for a new spaghetti sauce with maple syrup in it. And like, guys, I get it. I’m Canadian. I down that shit too. But we gotta draw a line. Like as a nation. I fear this spaghetti sauce business strays us too far from god’s light.

January 1st and I'm already writing. So sorry to any ops, but I'm afraid I'm so back.

a real treat to find my blog post "The Death of Robert E. Howard in the Pages of WEIRD TALES" included on ARB's list of notable criticisms for 2025!

New Year, New Me. And by this I mean that I'm growing a homunculus in my bathtub that has 10x the mac n cheese eating capacity as I do so that I can move my consciousness into its superior body.

I think I rate movies too high on Letterboxd. But I don’t know man I just love movies. Even when it’s shit, most times I find something to enjoy

I’m going to write John Carpenter fan fiction and call it Escape from Toronto where I’m Snake Plissken sent in to save Doug Ford but instead I just eat a fuck ton of shawarma on Queen Street West with my prison homies

Fuck yeah. Haven’t read Boxcutters yet but want to? Right now you can grab it and get another fantastic story collection by either @israelbonilla.bsky.social or @matthewzmuller.bsky.social. Double the literature, double the Malarkey

Finished Grant Morrison’s X-Men run. It’s wild. After Morrison’s Batman run, every Batman writer since has been fully chasing their high. I can’t believe the same is also true of X-Men. Truly, one of the greatest writers of all time. Also Cyclops and Emma are it. Don’t at me.

The leftover turkey finally ran out last night and I’m left in a deep state of rage. Them mean ass geese outside my bulding better watch out cuz they starting to look like turkeys to me

It's my birthday today. I've reacted an age that a much younger Karlo could not have conceived of being, and yet here we all are If you want to celebrate, don't worry if you've not brought a gift - just do me a favor and: 1) read something new 2) let the author know how much you liked reading it

Just finished watching An Almost Christmas Story. Highly recommend. It’s this little Christmas short produced by Alfonso Cuarón and directed by David Lowery. Feels like a modern day Rankin & Bass short. So much heart. Cried like 3x.

It’s Christmas Eve everybody! So please remember, werewolves fucking love Christmas Eve. Stay safe everyone!

Yoooooo I just finished reading this and I’m shook! @kjy1066.bsky.social manages to pack so much here. This story is so rich in nostalgia and pain and Latin American folklore and culture and history and even more pain. Fuck. Read this, man!

Just finished Welcome to Derry. I mostly dug it. Skarsgard is obvi dope. I just don’t know if Pennywise needed all those extra ingredients

French toast > pancakes. French fries > baked potatoes. French horn > the false brass, the pretender tuba. I realized this awful truth and now I must move to Quebec. Goodbye Toronto. I’m French now.

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Frying some pupusas on the griddle cuz sometimes it be like that

Xxxtentacion was the new 2pac and listening to him depresses me. Damn. RIP.

X files vibes, a thrilling and strange tale, reads like a fever dream, are some of the things said about this book. And it also has romance! take a two month old book home today!

😭😭😭 I can’t stop watching

Yesterday I went to this Italian joint where their entire menu was in Italian and I confidently ordered this mushroom pasta cuz I was feeling legit and when it came out it turned out to be a mushroom salad instead and I was so mad my face could explode

Happy birthday to Anthony! May I recommend Lumberjack? It's short, and a perfect title for Weird Little Guys™️ enjoyers. store.tenebrouspress.com/products/lum...

Christmas Carol but instead of three ghosts visiting me it’s three Uber Eats drivers at my door in a single day because I can’t be bothered to cook today and I go boy what day is it and he goes doggy this can’t be healthy

Thesis: Cronenberg is to omegaverse as Romero is to The Walking Dead

I should be allowed to take any dog I want from the dog park

Shoutout to @tiffmorris.bsky.social and @coreyfarrenkopf.bsky.social for The Writhing, Verdant End, @spicycloaca.bsky.social for the rad art, and @interrobangbus.bsky.social, @scumbelievable.bsky.social, poupeh missaghi, @charleneelsby.bsky.social, and Sonora Reyes for the great books!

Started watching X-Men ‘97. Skipped it when it came out cuz I hate nostalgia bait. But goddamn is it good! Only one episode in but I’m having a blast!

EBOOK GIVEAWAY! I'm giving away FIVE free digital copies of The Writhing, Verdant End, our weird ecohorror release that comes out next Tuesday. To enter, simply quote-post with your favorite ecohorror story, book, movie, game, etc.! #booksky

French fries are potatoes and therefore vegetables and vegetables make up a salad and if you put ketchup on a salad it becomes salad dressing so therefore I’m not lying if I say I’m having salad with salad dressing for breakfast.

Watched the “Finding Frances” episode of Nathan for You. And I’m shook. One of the best things I’ve ever seen. Episodes like this elevate the show into something so special. Cringe comedy but also so fucking poignant