This book is so wild and fun and you need to read it!!!!

For the evening crowd! The Other Stories podcast recorded my short horror story, "The Yellow Tape," for one of their episodes! I'm in awe of how cool it sounds! If you got time, have a listen! www.youtube.com/watch?si=ZxF...

I don't know how the hell this happened, but I completely forgot this came out back in June. So, a short horror story of mine got made into a podcast by The Other Stories podcast!! So surreal to hear someone read my words! Anyway, take a listen, link in comments.

In case the rapture happens I’m stocking up on MAMA and Nissin Demae packs cuz those are the best brands of instant ramen don’t at me and don’t touch my noodles

It's a right fucked time when so many are eulogizing, memorializing, martyring, and deifying nazi scum.

Read @justinlutz.bsky.social Gone to Seed that @filthyloot.bsky.social put out, shout out Ira, and I had such a blast with this! The trigger control with these stories is wild. I felt frozen in place, in the fucking thick of it, then pop, the shit goes down at exact time it needs to for max effect

"HAGEMANN MIGHT BE THE BEST HORROR WRITER IN AMERICA." — @danielkraus.com, after reading Jess Hagemann's upcoming novel MOTHER-EATING, which you can pre-order signed & personalized copies of through our webstore: ghoulish.rip/product/moth... Hell yes. Fuck yes, even.

Him has something to say but can’t articulate it to save its life. Weapons has bum fuck all to say and articulates it beautifully. I won’t be elaborating further. I had fun both times.

Rewatched the Fly last night and like Drake who, Cronenberg the real 6ix God. Toronto mans are all homunculi born of his Flesh

We need to finish the year strong because we have bills and authors and cover designers to pay and books to print and every single order, big or small, makes all of that possible. Personally, I think our books are really great too. malarkeybooks.com/store

Ayyy I got a story in this! But also, @malarkeybooks.bsky.social is dope as fuck and we should love and hug them and brand their logo on our chests and slay their enemies and buy their books and support them!

Yoooo it’s a No Doubt kinda day. Don’t Speak muddasuckas

Just want to say we’ve seen OF’s birthday post move a few books, and that’s good because Backmask needs to be read. The best places to get it are Asterism and Bookshop. Or get the ebook from us for $5. malarkeybooks.com/ebooks/backm...

I feel like swinging a big ass sword at a foe drunk on mead with a favor on my arm given by my lady love would cure me right now

🖌️ ARTIST SPOTLIGHT🎨 Luis Melo ( @partyinthefront.bsky.social ) blew you away with his cover for NESS #7, and we're proud to say he'll be returning for intergalactic interior illustration duty on THE BARBARIAN AT DREAM'S END! See more & claim your copy here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...

Yooooooo Peacemaker is so good this season. Like a completely different level of show

I love all different sorts of music. My tastes run eclectic. But there’s something about good hip hop that just cuts my soul in half. This new Earl album got me in my feelings and shit

Another little Thursday taste of my “belly of the beast” horror fantasy novel FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN. This thing has shipwrecks and kaijus and astral projection and forever babies and orientation meetings and hotel breakfast bars and gargoyles and fish men among other shit

I just ate Indian food so spicy I saw god

It's my birthday!!! Buy one of my spooky books!

Little Ghosts Fest - Film Festival Announcement! @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social @ahouseingotham.bsky.social youtu.be/IvK57CFdZbY

Crazy because my next novel is actually called Chihuahua for Scale.

Hell yeah! Mail day! Chihuahua for scale. Hyped to finally check out the homie @calebbethea.bsky.social’s book with @maudlinhouse.bsky.social

It's pub day for UNCERTAIN SONS by @thomasha.bsky.social. We're blessed to be able to bring you this great debut collection, and to work with Thomas. It's been an amazing journey. Thanks to Vince Haig and @topferarts.bsky.social for the fabulous cover. Thanks to everyone who has bought a copy.

At @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social and just picked up @johnchrostek.com ‘s new book! Let’s goooooooo!!

Oh man, this is dope! Within seconds of reading this I already had like 100 words written in my head lol

Say what you want about blue sky but I didn’t spend yesterday unfollowing a bunch white liberal moots crying tears over a neo nazi. I think I’ll keep chilling here

Not yet 48 hours and it feels like we'll break $10k today! Will you be the one that gets us there? www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...

The entire internet right now looking for that video

My favourite Portuguese joint just came back from vacation so I’m gunna go wish them welcome back and maybe also see if I still love Churrasqueria food

TRANSMUTADA cover reveal and pre-order announcement! This cover by @suspiriavilchez.bsky.social is everything!!

One of the homies who I see the most just got a new place on the Danforth which means my shawarma intake about to quadruple let’s goo

I need to make an announcement. I need to confess because my sin weighs heavy. I went to the EX…but I didn’t get the 2 foot long hot dog. It didn’t look yummy. Instead I ordered the Karaage Kid bowl and got chicken and octopus balls and tofu over purple rice…and I enjoyed it

Indigo email ads are so funny. They’re written like “No weekend plans? Here’s some books to check out.” But they feel like “Sup nerd. Still got no friends? Yeah that’s right, enjoy your books loser.”

Wrote 2K words today and finished chapter one of this sucka! Let’s gooo

Haven’t written as much as I would have liked this year. My head’s been a little fucked. But I spent the last month and a half working on projects that I’d committed to, and they were so fun, I feel mad rejuvenated. Ready to jump back into this novella I stated in March

Friendly reminder I’ve got a new book out!! Cheers, pals 🍻

Had a banana today for the first time in a long time cuz I’m trying to eat more fruits and vegetables. It was good and I can’t really explain this but I wish fruit hit the same way meat does

Yoooo Pizza Pizza has stuffed crust now!

I won’t believe he’s dead until the tower of Barad-dûr falls and the Black Gate crumbles into shadow

Listening to Brian Eno on a balcony wrapped in a purple El Salvadoran blanket while nursing the stomach ache I got after too many spicy parmesan chicken wings

One of the dope ass things that came out of this Kendrick post Not Like Us era is how regional hip hop feels again. Loved all the LA rappers on GNX and now it’s catching on. Mad cool to see Chance bringing out Chicago artists and now Joey’s new project full of New York MCs!

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Friends, we'll be at the first @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social Festival in Toronto Oct. 4 & 5. See you there! Looks like a stacked event. Details here: www.littleghostsbooks.com/little-ghost...

The city is the canvas, and the dance floor is the weapon. In DISCO MURDER CITY, a cartoonist must survive a supernatural killer that's fueled by a disco beat. Preorder now and prepare for a nightmare you won't forget 🪩 shop.maudlinhouse.net#disco-murder...

Toronto!

I think I just accidentally wrote the best story I’ve ever written

We don’t have a big NY presence. Please send this to your NY people though!

I’m going to get sloppy drunk to this and get into a fist fight with the first Team Edward soy boy I meet. Team Jacob muddasuckas