v @aaronburch.bsky.social coded

Been thinking about Jeff Says by @danielmiller.bsky.social once a week since it dropped.

Knight of Sprouts

Jack’s a real one for putting this list together! The disco is in evil company 🤘

“Eels” by me. Coming at you this Valentine’s Day. Holy sexy cryptids, Batman!

New Tradition: If you sell a homunculus story, you buy a new tarot deck. Them’s the rules, bitch.

Disappointed to report that Bloody Mary is not active in the bathroom mirror of the Starbucks by the campground.

Time for an Eligibility post! Thanks to everyone who spent a little time with my words this year. I always appreciate your kindness :) If you want to nominate anything for anything…that’s wonderful. If you don’t, that’s cool too :)

A homie started my novel and so much of the story can be felt in this screenshot lol

honest question

google “black hole 300 million times larger than the sun”

Went to ur poetry reading but it was mid and Joey the Rat robbed my shit while I was out.

Walk a mile in my ross dress for less stilettos

2 weeks 3 days until my vasectomy

"Corey Farrenkopf, Tiffany Morris, and Eric Raglin have built a shared apocalypse that feels as if Jeff VanderMeer’s Annihilation and Clive Barker’s Books of Blood made unsettling, chlorophyll-stained offspring." -sPaCeCoYoTe on The Writhing, Verdant End www.cursedmorselspress.com/product/the-...

type shit i’ve been writing lately (sexy shaman vibes)

Went to a Tim Burton type beat bakery and asked the cashier to give my novel to any customer who fit the vibe. She said she’d absolutely be keeping it for herself and asked me to sign. Her name was Karen and she was cool as hell.

My name is Doaa from Gaza 💔 I’ve lost so much because of the war, but I still hold on to hope and try to support my family every day. Even sharing my story can make a big difference 🤍 chuffed.org/project/1153... #gaza #freepalstine

Fuck you, Hemingway. Here’s a six-word horror story. “Rented room, locks from the outside.”

Big day for eels in horror! @andrewcull.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social selected my story for the cryptid horror anthology, ENCOUNTERS. More eels coming soon. Til then, here’s the opening line.

Ballard at the cemetery and chill?

external processing disorder

dockside noir

Baraa has lost two daughters to Israel's ongoing genocide, please help her keep her remaining child Ibrahim alive as the starvation & bombing continues, she desperately needs help:

“Get they/them to a nunnery”

Sister Scarlett with that St. Nicholas School Spirit ☦️

They couldn't have said it better. From an experimental CYOA style black metal book, a cyberpunk-scuzz-noir collection, a dude shitting snakes...body horror peewee football, surreal/weird Nic Cage...it's always been about doing my own shit & eternal love to everyone letting me get away with it 💚💀🤘

High of 66 for Halloween 😈

Hell yeah @beardedbetts.bsky.social doing his own shit 🐍

found @ the scene of the crime

!!LAST DAY!! I'm raffling four 4"x"4" hand-painted tattoo flash (on my good paper), $4/ticket, 100% of proceeds (all raffle entries+$50 from moi) to the ACLU, which exists to help so many who need it. I'm beyond stoked with what we've raised already! Drawing tomorrow morning!

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Wasn’t sure about Welcome to Derry at first but you know what, hell yeah 🎈

Genderqueerimg Waylon Jennings & Other Essays, coming Spring 2082.

decent pull but i’m gonna keep ripping that lever til i hit the jackpot

48 hours til it’s goddamn Halloween

There's just a few days left and we've already raised a combined $410 for the ACLU! I'm planning to donate on behalf of all of us -- any ideas for a good collective name? The Writing Weirdos?

O word, so you’re like a he/him/hesbian?

First Halloween season with a horror novel in the world. Feels fucking cool.

This year, instead of candy, I’m handing out your 2nd grad report card. You sucked as a student and a person.

we’re back bb

new chat pile album on halloween 😭😭😭the deeply unwell rejoice⚔️

I’m so excited to announce that ALL OUR TOMORROWS is now available as an audiobook! 🎧 This project was so important to me bc I’m part of the ME/CFS community, and many of my peers can only tolerate audiobooks. I wanted to make sure my book was accessible to everyone. 🩵 Peep my bio!

$4 for a shot to win four 4"x4" tattoo flash, hand painted on my *fancy* paper! I'm drawing winners this Friday and 100% of the proceeds are going to the ACLU! Free shipping within the US. Let's do a small, good, actionable thing this week you mfs!!!!!!

we have a weird mobius strip of a story by Brittany Terwilliger @brttnyblm.bsky.social ! a hunter shoots a deer & is instantly reborn as a deer himself. a beautifully written piece -- i love its focus on "the laws of consumption" xraylitmag.com/strange-is-t...

if god is real, if he ever apologizes, it’ll sound something like the Atlantic City harmonica solo.

I want my funeral to be a Tubi original

70% of working age SNAP recipients work full time. The companies should pay them a living wage! SNAP is corporate welfare.

Doing a lot of prepwork for the ENTER HERE anthology with @mstevensonbooks.bsky.social today. Everything should be ready to go to print by November 30! Kickstarter update incoming this week! #writing