If you're able to contribute, no matter how small the amount, it would go directly toward keeping a roof over our heads while we work to get back on our feet. If you can't donate, simply sharing this fundraiser would mean more than you know. gofund.me/faa6ee318

My splatterpunk bizarro fiction novella is at 26,999 words. Every chapter is a little meaner, a little stranger, and a little closer to being unleashed.

The average American only loses three fingers in fireworks accidents in their lifetime. That leaves you with plenty of fingers left to turn the pages of my new novel FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, coming this Tuesday!

The first beta reader just finished my splatterpunk bizarro fiction novella and said it felt like an '80s horror/slasher movie. I'll happily take that. Time for revisions.

Happy 4th of July, you nutty kids!

Forget Disclosure Day. Bad Channels already told us the truth. Dangerous Dan O'Dare was decades ahead of everyone else.

A bizarro fiction novella about family, courage, and finding your place in a world that doesn't make any sense. a.co/d/04lqJFUn

Happy Father's Day, you nutty kids!

Happy Mother’s Day, you nutty kids!

Not a single cooking channel on YouTube has attempted to recreate Homer’s burning corn flakes recipe. Cowards.

Andy Griffith was clearly playing a trickster god disguised as a small-town sheriff on The Andy Griffith Show.

While dragging my feet on finding beta readers for my Spite Project, I started a Southern Gothic story that’s basically therapy for my childhood trauma. Apparently my coping mechanism for finishing one disturbing book is starting another one.

Some of you have never made a smaller sandwich to eat while making a regular-sized sandwich, and it shows.

I'm pretty sure George Jetson's entire job was just pressing the "I am not a robot" button.

This week, #HorrorWritersChat, I want to highlight a Kickstarter I’m doing for a bank robbery horror anthology! If we meet our funding goal, there will be some spots open for submissions as well! Appreciate any shares and support! www.kickstarter.com/projects/165...

My Spite Project is finally finished. Going to let it sit for a few days before reaching out to beta readers. I'll put together the trigger warnings and a reader questionnaire next.

I have an idea for an escape room. You pay $50, become me, and spend an hour trying to fix my life. No one has escaped yet.

Some of you never ate cold pizza over the sink while drinking wine out of a measuring cup, and it shows.

How close am I to finishing my Spite Project? Let's just say thiiiiiissss close.

I have acquired a 50-pound bag of beans sounds like something said in a post-apocalyptic wasteland future.

Some of you have never had a bunk bed collapse on you and, instead of climbing out, just went back to sleep, and it shows.

All my ideas sitting on the back burner threatening to topple over and crush me.

Some of you never got pantsed at a haunted house attraction causing the masked maniac actor to burst out laughing and drop the chainsaw prop on his own foot, and it shows.

Some of you never woke up in the middle of the night with a possum digging around in your mouth looking for food, and it shows.

Short on rent this month. I’m working, job hunting, and waiting on assistance, but the gap is here now. Any help or shares would mean a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c

We’re fighting to stay ahead of rent while doing everything we can to stay stable. If you can donate or share, it would mean a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c

This month hit harder than expected and I’m facing a significant rent shortfall. I’m working and actively trying to improve my situation, but I could really use some help closing the gap. If you can donate or share, it means a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c

This month hit harder than expected and I’m facing a significant rent shortfall. I’m working and actively trying to improve my situation, but I could really use some help closing the gap. If you can donate or share, it means a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c

Me reading my manuscript after changing a character's name three chapters ago 😅

The look I gave my brother when he said he'd never seen Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Happy Valentine's Day, you nutty kids!

Happy Friday the 13th, you nutty kids!

Passed my Texas ART EC-12 certification exam, trying finish out my prerequisite hours. (Kinda did that backwards but still working toward being a full time teacher.) I'm seeing all sorts of art teacher jobs. Can't afford to move and one financial disaster after another.

We just received an eviction notice. We are about $450 short on rent and running out of time. I hate asking, but this is an emergency. If you can donate or share, it could help us keep a roof over our heads. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

No groceries, no laundry, no rent. We can't keep going like this. Every donation and share helps. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

I honestly feel like I’m shouting into the void at this point. We are still $419.29 short on rent. Every donation and share helps. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

Please help. We are still $419.29 short on rent. Donate or share. Thank you. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

We are still $419.29 short on rent. If you can donate or share, it genuinely means everything. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

I’d much rather be talking about horror movies and comic books than begging for money. But we’re still $419.29 short on rent. If you can help or share, it genuinely means everything. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

After everything, we’re still $419.29 short on rent. I hate asking, but we need help. Please donate or share if you can. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

After everything, we’re still $419.29 short on rent. I hate asking, but we need help. Please donate or share if you can. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

Can’t even get gas, groceries, do laundry, or keep up with bills and rent. We honestly don’t know what else to do right now. If anyone can help or share, we’d be grateful. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

Being poor is expensive. Everything costs more when you don’t have a buffer.

Being hounded by debt collectors while we can’t even cover rent or food is breaking us. We're doing everything we can just to survive right now. Any help or shares mean a lot right now. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

Paid the bills that couldn’t wait. Now we're overdrawn with nothing left. If anyone can donate or share, we'd be incredibly grateful. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations

It's colder than a witch’s tiddy in a brass bra in a snowstorm. The kind of cold where your bones complain and your coffee quits halfway to your mouth. 🥶☕️

This is honestly the lowest we’ve been. We’re working, but one mistake wiped us out and now we’re struggling just to get through the week. If anyone can donate or share, it would mean everything. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337

I feel like I’m living out the Boots Theory.

I don’t like asking again but the reality is our paychecks will barely cover rent alone. Utilities and groceries are still at risk. If you’re able to donate or share, thank you. Truly. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337