Sorry Mollie
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Wearer of many hats, master of no hats.
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When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
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Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my sleepytime cheese.
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Uffdafuckingda
5 days ago
There’s a rule I like to follow and it’s called, Just shut the fuck up.
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Saying “You too!” to all the men wishing me a happy Mother’s Day.
7 days ago
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Low Quality Facts
20 days ago
Very sneaky.
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A few years ago I went through a phase where I would playfully mismatch my socks, and I truly believe this is what has thrown the whole damn universe out of alignment.
20 days ago
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KOTH Screens
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I let you spray liquid nitrogen in my face. Pls reply
about 1 month ago
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The existence of “soy boy” implies the existence of “seitan man” (also, Trump should be removed from office).
about 1 month ago
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If he d1es, can we throw stephen miller into the casket with him?
about 1 month ago
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If this MF’er is pulling a White House/press lid/death rumor stunt just so he can come back on Easter Sunday and compare himself to Jesus, I will be so…not surprised.
about 1 month ago
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born miserable
2 months ago
CONSERVATIVES: gender-affirming care is toxic and destructive to society ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra
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post malone ergo propter malone
2 months ago
nobody tell Noem let's see how long we can keep this going
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What beer pairs best with Keppra?
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I'mWintersMom
2 months ago
its nice she still plays with her dolls
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If you think Jim Carrey was cloned because he got a new face, then there’s gotta be a whole warehouse full of Joan Rivers
3 months ago
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What the food in the fridge sees when you come in drunk looking for a midnight snack.
3 months ago
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Only the worst people on earth are succeeding right now, so if you feel like a loser you’re probably doing the right thing ✨✨✨✨
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Miss Havishambles
3 months ago
What’s the first sine of madness.
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Introducing myself: “Hi! I’m terrified.”
3 months ago
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Glenna Prowant 🚫👑 🌮
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God bless this man 💖
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3 months ago
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Ok, I’m at the scene in Altered States where William Hurt turns into an ape man and I need to know what hallucinogens Paddy Chayefsky was on.
3 months ago
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How hard I pronounce the “F” when I say “FUCK META”
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3 months ago
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Outer self carrying its inner burden
3 months ago
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*playing operation with my kids* “If he dies, he dies.”
3 months ago
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Jane
3 months ago
People have actually been throwing dildos at ICE in Minnesota The Great Dildo Rebellion is here.
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Universe A: “It’s the Bearenstein bears!” Universe B: “It’s the Berenstain Bears!” Me, unsure what fucking timeline I’m in: “It’s win Bear N. Stein’s Money!”
3 months ago
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Can someone check in on the “2026 is gonna be my year” people and make sure they’re ok?
3 months ago
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Oh god! it’s like an organ transplant/parasite/sex pest!!! This I really didn’t need after a full day of reading about the Epstein files 😭🤮😵
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3 months ago
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Watching an evening movie to relax (Shivers was a bad choice).
3 months ago
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ΔLΞX
3 months ago
poking the void with a stick to test the waters
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Humor Satire Memes
3 months ago
Damn straight he is
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Cosmos Lionheart
3 months ago
oh you dream of a better world being possible? you fuckin shithead you baby brained simpleton you stupid pile of idiot delusions
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Yul R. Espinosa 🇵🇷
3 months ago
Omar implied that they execute pedophiles in Somalia It’s the RNC research that did lie/stretch about executing the Racist Tangerine Tyrant Pig. Considering there are a whole bunch of pedophiles in this regime, the RNC became oddly specific. 👀
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Me every time I think about Pam Bondi
3 months ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
about 1 year ago
Trust no one, and keep your potatoes dry.
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sweetie π
3 months ago
socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living me, examining life: well this sucks
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CherieAnne
3 months ago
That one. She does not care. We can not make her care until/if she’s dragged off to jail.
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🦋 C.G., PhD 🐸 (🪖"Prima" AKA "Battle" to One)🌻
3 months ago
💡
#ONEV1
#Pinks
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#Voices4Victory
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Bock Sam
3 months ago
County Orange would be a look on her for sure.… No make up. No filler. No hair color. No pretend cross hanging from her neck.
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NurseBrianRN
3 months ago
hello, clarice
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hatherine kepburn
3 months ago
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
3 months ago
using my vast fortunes to buy up amber mines to find and smoke perfectly preserved dinosaur roaches
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
3 months ago
O Brother, Where Art Thou? changed the way I say bonafide
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These Tallulah Bankhead quotes are the best thing I’ve read all year.
3 months ago
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born miserable
3 months ago
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
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TIL I’m not witty
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