Sorry Mollie
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Wearer of many hats, master of no hats.
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When I call a man a āson of a bitch,ā the bitch Iām referring to is his father.
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āI asked Ai to sum up my emotional journey and it said-ā āYOUāRE SEEKING THERAPY FROM THE THING THAT GENERATES CH!LD PORNOGRAPHY ON TWITTER! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!ā
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
about 17 hours ago
give em the ole rizzle jizzle or whatever
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Don Moynihan
1 day ago
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
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What if we all just didnāt pay our taxes this year?
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Get to know me 1 like = 1 answer 1) what was the name of the street where you grew up? 2) what was your first petās name? 3) what is your mothersās maiden name? 4) what are the last four digits of your SSN? ā¦..
3 days ago
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Technical appreciator
3 days ago
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
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Tamper Proof Lid
3 days ago
Being at peace with yourself goes so fucking hard
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Post a car picture you took
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3 days ago
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I donāt say this enough - and Iāve never met the man - but Brendan Fraser is a f*cking prince. He make me cry! Yes, Iām watching Dudley Do-Right again! Jk, it was the whale Double jk, it was bedazzled
4 days ago
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Mike - Greenland will trigger WWIII.
4 days ago
I've never heard of this Jonathon Ross fellow, but this Jonathon Ross fellow seems to be the name of the day. This Jonathon Ross fellow's shouldn't be said ever, because it may upset this Jonathon Ross fellow and the people saying not to say this Jonathon Ross fellow's name. Jonathon Ross.
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Deb
4 days ago
I understand the assignment do you? JONATHAN ROSS.
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So, Kristi Noem scolded someone for saying the name Jonathan Ross, since Jonathan Ross mercilessly murdered Renee Good and now people are talking about Jonathan Ross and she doesnāt think itās fair to bring heat on Jonathan Ross; so itās super important that none of us say the name Jonathan Ross.
4 days ago
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Paulley Ticks
5 days ago
BREAKING: Donald Trump has become the first American to win the Grand Sumo Tournament Championship in the history of Sumo wrestling.
#DonaldTrump
#PeacePrize
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Feena van
6 days ago
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." Margaret Atwood
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The UK treats lobsters better than the US treats its own citizens.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
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Boiling lobsters alive to be banned in England amid animal cruelty crackdown
Move is part of a long-awaited Labour strategy including outlawing hen cages and ending puppy farming
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/22/boiling-lobsters-alive-banned-animal-cruelty-crackdown
6 days ago
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Gotta love
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Lauren McKenzie
7 days ago
She was flying home to surprise her family and instead they kidnapped her and sent her to Honduras. Just say that sentence out loud a couple of times to really let it hit home
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Trump administration says deporting college student trying to surprise family was a āmistakeā
Any LucĆa López Belloza was detained at Bostonās airport in November and flown to Honduras two days later
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/16/trump-administration-mistake-college-student-detained?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1
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Lincoln Michel
8 days ago
"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."
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Hitting that level of āIāve had it,ā where I might have to make a gravity bong.
8 days ago
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alex, the narrator ā ā
8 days ago
not to be political but we are fucked
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E = mily²
9 days ago
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
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Cosmically Funny
9 days ago
Psych meds make magic hard.
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Depression hack: Jiminy Glick
9 days ago
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Itās been January 2026 for the past 84 years
10 days ago
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jordan
11 days ago
Groundhog Day of our discontent
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trickykat
12 days ago
there should be more sports where we get to just sit down
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While My Guitar Gently Weeps is my favorite song about a guy who let his studio get way too humid.
11 days ago
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Iāve seen more resistance from an unopened pack of baby wipes than I have from the democrats
11 days ago
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šÆā¤ļøBurritotine's Dayā¤ļøšÆ
11 days ago
Alpha bro: you don't understand babe it's for your safety I don't want you to have any toxic micro plastics inside of you.
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Anyone do this yet?
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11 days ago
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This picture could heal me
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Tim
11 days ago
Church full of white people in the Midwest literally singing āwe will abolish ICEā and guys like Chuck Schumer canāt bring themselves to say they will maybe possibly not give them another million dollars
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Make American football Gay Again āØāØāØ
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11 days ago
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At this point America is all four Alanises fighting in the car with guns and diarrhea. Which Alanis will win?
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11 days ago
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Taking a mental health break from violence and oppression by posting about Alanis Morissette and diarrhea. (Donāt judge, we earned this.)
11 days ago
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Apple News: Hereās the news you missed Me: NO THANK YOU!!!!
11 days ago
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mr. cannoli
12 days ago
this french skunk pervert is a menace, he has no honor and belongs in prison
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Sam
12 days ago
ICE is looking for criminals. Apply within.
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The only thing that calms down my neurodivergent 5yo now is watching the episode of South Park where Russell Crowe sails around the world in a tug boat beating people up.
13 days ago
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alexis simpson
13 days ago
"shitting on ai makes you sound like a Luddite" oh okay, thank you! Luddites were cool as hell
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
14 days ago
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
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Write like no oneās reading (because theyāre not) āØ
14 days ago
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As an American, I canāt form any real opinions until I hear what Young Sheldon has to say.
14 days ago
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You mean I have to bear the shame of being an American on top of all my regular shame? Rude.
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USMC86
15 days ago
This asshole should've NEVER been reelected to office-especially after being CONVICTED OF 34 FELONY COUNTS... and this country knows it.
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