Screaming into the void… 🪶

Who has made this 🤣

Putting “plan out meals” on my to-do list knowing I’m setting myself up for failure.

Are all dogs terrified of exercise balls? Because all of mine have been. Or maybe I just have a haunted exercise ball.

Of babies infected w/Hepatitis B, 90% develop chronic infection. Of those, 1 in 4 will DIE. They lose the ability to get rid of toxins & make important proteins. Their skin yellows, their abdomen swells, they’re uncomfortable. A fate no one deserves. One we can avoid w/ vaccination. .

This is the fever dream of #Project2025. The U.S. has *officially* withdrawn from the global stage to soothe it's own cultural butthurt and revel in its great white glory myth. Heather's full text on FB: www.facebook.com/heathercoxri...

It happened again: The Trump administration has admitted illegally deporting a man to Guatemala despite an immigration judge's order that he was likely to be tortured there. A judge has ordered the administration to facilitate his return by next week.storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

For days now, I keep getting a whiff of a strange and not very good smell near my closet. I’ve been trying to figure out what in the world it is and where it’s coming from. I finally found it. It’s the barbecue scented dog toy I was hiding in my closet for Christmas!

“It’s disgraceful but not surprising that he is working behind the scenes to force servicemembers to suffer through infertility," Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wa.) said on Thursday. www.jezebel.com/mike-johnson...

A ridiculous coda to this story: A USTA source tells me that Trump wanted to hand out the trophy to the winner of the US Open men's final but the organizers said no and compromised by displaying the trophy on the balcony of the Rolex suite where he was sitting.

Go slop, stocks drop.

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning. Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

My dog is apparently not feeling too bad, because in the middle of the night, she got up on my bed and stuck her plastic cone in my face.

This is the Witch Trials theory of war: If they try not to drown at sea, they're terrorists.

She’s home! Very groggy, but home and resting.

It might be a good idea for some reporter to ask the Trump administration why they apparently think all American adults are using cocaine. Are they just extrapolating from their own circle or

I dropped my golden retriever off to get spayed today and it feels so weird to be home without her. I feel so bad, she did not want to go 😢. I hope to dog it all goes well because I don’t know how I’ll forgive myself if it doesn’t.

So supposedly the law says that the kids are not allowed to use their cell phones during school now, yet when I have to drop something off for my daughter they tell me to just set it on the table and let her know that it’s there so she can come get it.👀 Are they expecting I send a carrier pigeon?

Kennedy is now using his post as the highest-ranking US health official to spread the claim that psychiatric drugs are a key cause of mass shootings at the nation’s schools and beyond. There is no scientific evidence to support that theory—and extensive research indicates it is untrue.

I want to know who’s at the keyboard tonight because his account has been posting like this for over an hour now. 95% is just bullshit screenshots from X and videos of weirdos from TikTok but the volume and rapid fire frequency is atypical.

rarely an indicator that things are going good for him

‼️ Attention: I found a handy Google sheet from a CBS News article so you can see how your Democratic Senators voted on each of the regime's nominees. ‼️ Getting conned by Rubio was bad enough for them but plenty kept on approving Orange's men. Do NOT let them get away with it. #SEN

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

Why does a compass 🧭 and a compass (drawing circles) have to have the same name!? I just had the most confusing conversation with my daughter.

I’m absolutely panicked that it’s December. How did this happen‽ I’m not ready.

"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"

Sacks was the third player in the Ackman-Rufo disgusting takedown of Claudine Gay w/cherry-picked, ancient allegations, mock outrage, racist tropes about Black competence, and vibes. But he’s crashing out over a legit story abt his conflicts. Like Ackman melting down about his wife’s plagiarism.

Wow! Uvalde police really do suck! This woman tried to save kids. She was not the reason, the blame, that door opened for the shooter. It had been "temperamental" in locking. She did shut it hard. Amy Marin-Franco didn't fail, Uvalde police did! Steven McGraw, especially, owes her an apology 1/2

I spent the last day and a half putting together IKEA furniture. Satisfying, but I’m exhausted.

Why do the football players seem to have stickers on their helmets? My daughter asked me this and I told her when they make a good play, they give the player a sticker, like a kindergartener. But I don’t know it’s that’s actually true.

I’m seeing a lot about how far HS/Uni students have fallen in ability. It’s a complex issue I’m sure, but I personally hypothesize that a good chunk of the reason is simply that most of the reading/assignments are on a screen now. I find it harder to read and process words on a screen than on paper.

This is so tragic and unnecessary. My prayers go out to her family and loved ones.

It’s time for pie.

Taking my wine with me to the bathroom so my mom (dementia) doesn’t either drink it, pour it out, or move it somewhere weird while I’m not watching it.

Doing the math on cooking tomorrow. My dad bought us a fully cooked turkey breast. The package says if you want it heated, cook 350° for an hour. He thinks since it’s 4.5 lbs we should bake it for 4 hours, but I think it’s going to be shriveled up turkey jerky if we do that.

If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?

It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.

Trump knows exactly what was said on that 2019 call with the Saudi Crown Prince — and so do I. The American people should see the transcript for themselves.

Was at a fundraiser in the Bay Area with many who made their money in Silicon Valley, tech, etc, but many grudgingly realizing that this is the inevitable path forward. Young people are radicalized, and they cannot promote capitalism as the way to an enraged majority that demands reform.

How to make Late Night Emergency Dinner in 45 seconds.

Lost at IKEA. Just went in a circle somehow.

Oh great now the glass on my Apple TV remote shattered 😞. Can you even get a new remote or do I have to buy an all new Apple TV box?

Apparently a bicyclist was “struck by a javelina” today during the El Tour de Tucson bicycle race. One of the lesser-known hazards of southern Arizona road cycling!

When is AOC going to fill us in on what’s really going on with MTG now?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

New meme format just dropped:

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos. I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.