I kept a notebook my first winter riding from Minneapolis to Edina for work. Each day I wrote the temp, my garments, and how I felt, along with misc info like road conditions and such. It was very helpful. Now it feels like second nature to dress appropriately.

Like someone said, we can’t get high speed rail, but data centers which serve and profit a few billionaires, why not!

DHS is now saying the ICE agent murdered that man in ME because he "feared for public safety" as the victim tried to "flee the scene." Wtf? We would all be safer if these motherfuckers stopped killing the public.

"The girl" who flipped a red seat blue and then won 3 more times in a row, including defeating the son of a Michigan political dynasty is "entitled" but the guy who has never held elected office before deciding to run statewide twice (losing the first time) is "desperately needed." Got it.

Wait, so DHS admits that both the guy murdered in TX and the guy in ME were not targets of ICE operations? They don't even know who they're killing.

Yeah, from back when he was alive.

We have reached such a level of freedom in America that the government no longer knows which companies are selling food that makes people shit themselves to death.

That fugger did ALL the tourist shit here

NEW: Federal judge finds Trump's IRS case and slush-fund "settlement" was "improper," sanctions lawyers. Judge Williams: "[T]his was an attempt to use the Court to provide some legitimacy to an agreement to confer immunity to people and entities affiliated with the President." Now at Law Dork:

A housemate once told me that "chicks like you because you seem safe" and hand on my heart, it took me a moment to realize that he was not giving me a compliment.

Oh, dear, pervs are afraid to use their perv units? Oh, dear.

🙏🙏🙏 This leads to Jonathon Ross, Jesus Ochos, and Reymundo Gutierrez learning about the beautiful lodging facilities the state of Minnesota maintains in Stillwater.

After the Civil War, Congress anticipated white lawmakers in the South would use the criminal legal system to stop Black people from voting, so they readmitted southern states under strict conditions. States have been violating those conditions since.

My favorite in this genre is a dude citing the woman's own work to her. And I have seen this surprisingly a lot.

My most Boomer take is that I am tired. Why am I so tired?

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I know with pretty solid confidence that her cell line was used in research for my form of leukemia. I am indebted to her.

I am positive that song about being vain is about me.

Everyone deserves food to eat, a place to live, and healthcare to keep them living. Trillionaires should not exist in the same world as food insecurity, housing insecurity, or medical debt.

All these people outside of America shocked that we did not know who Haaland was before. Dude, I did not even know y'all played soccer.

McConnell returns to the Senate but with Elaine Chao's hand on his back at all times. You can see Chao's lips move slightly when McConnell talks.

That new Fiat Topolino is so dang cool.

EXPLOSIVELY big!

America like “just don’t eat vegetables”

We did not agree on every issue. But today, we all mourn the passing of a leader who provided a lot to the community.

Los Angeles County has more people in it than ten states COMBINED (AK, DE, ME, MT, ND, NH, RI, SD, VT, WY) Yet those ten states have 20 Senators. LA County shares two senators with the entire rest of California. So much for representation.

how sexual phenotypes and the internal experience of gender overlap is a messy topic that i think the authors aren't quite ready for, but i usually put it this way: gender is how an organism relates to sexual phenotype and roles in a social context. we can only get info on that for humans.

I did indeed laugh out loud.

Yes?

how many dead gop senators does it take to unscrew a country

It's not called soccer, fellas. It's association football. Get it right. ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL.

listen. it's 5am, i haven's slept yet, and i am ridiculously stoned. i tried my very best

He did not, in fact, fix his heart

Got 4 pairs of shorts for $10 from a municipal surplus company. I think they were originally uniform shorts. Rugged twill. Anyway, they are HUGE. The best thing about them, outside of 4/$10, is on my bike, during a heatwave, it's like I am wearing a skirt. Yeah, baby, get that breeze up in there.

we don’t say “he died” we say “he speaks with the mitches”

If telling the truth about someone is speaking ill, that's not my problem.

Lindsey Graham didn't report he had a conversation with Mitch McConnell, but I can report he's probably having one now.

How many different ways can someone announce they’re easily conned lmao

I remember Graham giving a speech in the Senate urging the body to convict Clinton. His main point was that the presidency should not be stained by people of immoral character. Lol

My childhood led me to believe we would be opening a lot more time capsules

My favorite part about early morning commutes this time of year where I live: baby wildlife. Bunnies, fawns, squirrels, birds. So dang cute.

After a cool and damp spring and early summer, the heat has finally come to the North Shore. My lutefisk like skin may not be able to handle it...

If only food banks were ‘too big to fail’.

People said there needed to be some sort of kompromat on Lindsey to make him Trump's dog the way he was. But why, tho? Some people are just evil in their greed for power or adjacency.

Maybe having two cognitive tests, getting the third one free is not the compliment you think it is.

If I hold my nose and force air through my sinuses I can make the little hole in my left ear drum whistle (flirting)

& y’all pretend that Scotland, England, Wales, and the part of Ireland you won’t give back are separate countries just for the FAs, a pathetic attempt to make the UK feel better about itself & get more chances to participate than other tiny nations.

Støre gets props for the effort, but Trump is still puzzling over "groceries" so I don't think these big ol words will have an impact.

I am not afraid of you, I survived being known for liking women's volleyball more than men's basketball at the University of Kansas.