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He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.
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Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.
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ashley fairbanks
about 16 hours ago
it took so long to read this because of how hard i was crying. i hope you take the time to read it too. it is so hard to imagine the upcoming legislative session without her leadership.
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Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
Melissa Hortman died in a shocking act of political violence. This is her story
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/melissa-hortman-minnesota-speaker-political-violence-1235486292/
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Dave Simmons
2 days ago
In the UK it’s “meths”
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FreeLinkophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛
1 day ago
I saw you, and seeing you saved me. 💜🏳️⚧️
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Thing is, all white people are racist to varying degrees. My own mother knows she is a prime example. Not only does racism automatically further and advance every white person 100% of white people do racist things literally daily, without even knowing it. I’m 1/2-white. Happy to answer questions.
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Still getting over my cold. I just want to go to bed and be the big spoon with my hot water bottle.
2 days ago
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I wish all the biscuits my cat makes were actual biscuits and I could eat them.
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Author Myron J. Clifton
3 days ago
This is an adorable road rage challenge..
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Just looked in a mirror and noticed I have been walking around with hot chocolate stains on my mask all morning. I hate the mask skid marks.
3 days ago
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I know it's a cult because those right wingers would usually be thoroughly disgusted with anyone else who pissed and moaned like President Bitch Ass
3 days ago
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Gambling is a tax on gullibility.
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Jason Chavez
3 days ago
I love you Powderhorn/ Ward 9 ❤️
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Ellis Rosen
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The USA is the Radio Shack of the world.
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Is it a fucked up timeline of EVERYTHING is a momento mori?
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Rebekah is Pro-Choice
4 days ago
That caption, lol. “One of Vance’s previous names.”
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Rebekah is Pro-Choice
4 days ago
Nothing says “You’re insignificant,” like a photographer posing you next to a light switch and thermostat.
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Brendel
5 days ago
One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
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In 1991, if I had a pain somewhere in my body I knew exactly why.
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Cat Randall
4 days ago
I have never in my life known parents whose adult offspring cut them out of their lives for being too affectionate or overly nonjudgmental or so supportive it’s embarrassing. But I have known estranged parents.
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4 days ago
you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
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This Santa is creepy AF.
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4 days ago
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Those things I said were off the record even though I said them into a literal recorder -- Susie Wiles
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No, you stupid fuck.
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Believing fundamentally in the wisdom of the American people is why Vance thought it was ok to make up lies about Haitian immigrants.
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5 days ago
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If you read Finnegans Wake out loud with the Lucky Charms leprechaun accent, it makes more sense.
5 days ago
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I sure hope Wiles does not contract Ruso Defenestratiosis (Russian Window Disease)
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5 days ago
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4 decades of a metaphorical war on drugs just to prime everyone for the literal war. And, as always, the victims will be marginalized people and the point will not actually be the drugs.
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Loved seeing a video of ICE agents getting smacked with snow and ice balls in Minneapolis. Fight ICE with ice.
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Sorry, I had no idea when I brought that haunted nutcracker to life that she would go on to become an unethical journalist and also date RFK Jr.
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5 days ago
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Thespians are like when theater kids are sexually attracted to other theater kids.
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So my brother and I were stuck for a while in this crappy Kansas town dealing with our late parents' estate. And then one night we found this fabulous hole in the wall Jamaican restaurant. I still dream about their ox tail plate with rice and pigeon peas. Dang.
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Just ate a bunch of weird tamarind and chili flavored paste candy I got at the Asian market and now my tongue is larger than my oral cavity.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
7 days ago
Part of the Chanukah tradition is to place the light menorah either outside or in a window where outsiders can see it. This is supposed to advertise the miracle of Chanukah. These days, it is also a way of saying, “This is a Jewish home.” Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
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Looking for a hot single in my area (pizza slice)
7 days ago
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Last I heard, they broke up.
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7 days ago
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him)
8 days ago
If you are a white person making lists and half of the people you are adding to the list are Black… you have some shit to reflect on.
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The Banal Staircase XcX ccru/aud.int 🏴
8 days ago
"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."
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Walking around with a giant Kirkland mayo jar over my head to establish dominance.
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9 days ago
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Air-rum
9 days ago
Love his video 😂
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Is it possible to "steal" stolen goods?
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9 days ago
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"Now is my time" -- homicidal ham sandwich who knows the feds won't get an indictment
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I don't want to be a consumer for health care. In the same way I don't want to be a consumer of clean air, or clean water.
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Philip Eil
10 days ago
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
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Went to Costco to pick up a prescription and the pharmacy was closed for lunch. Decided to get some lunch myself while I waited. Was hungry so ordered two slices of pizza forgetting their slices are as big as my face (I have a big ol fat face because I eat so much pizza).
9 days ago
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ellie lockhart (she/they)
12 days ago
I will absolutely block you instantaneously if you try to distinguish between spanking children and "real abuse" spanking children is hitting them, and it is abuse, and if you say otherwise I don't want you in my society
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Moon-Watcher
14 days ago
Who has made this 🤣
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🤞 Hoping by Monday the worst of the ice ruts will be scraped up from the Duluth roads and bike lanes.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
14 days ago
You know who's a really terrible actor? Quentin Tarantino.
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They changed her LEGAL name to be petty fucking bigoted trolls.
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