Morning folks! This painting is up for sale with the proceeds going to a Nottingham charity - lmara-which works with abused women & children. It is a brilliant charity helping the most vulnerable people. There’s going to be an exhibition in October & my painting in last year’s event went for £107.

And unfortunately only going to worsen if this ludicrous "trad-wife" phenomena is replicated over here

What was that Dumb and Dumber move that the Colombia goalie's teammate was just doing?

So the £5m was for security Then it wasn't Now it is again?

Haha!

Is this speech supposed to make him relatable?

this game feels like watching two Dutch gymnasts fucking - technically they're flawless but you're just not getting much from it, are you

Has everyone forgotten about when FIFA did the exact same thing they've done for Balogun only late last year for Ronaldo If anything, it was worse because it was a red for violent conduct

#WeShowUp 💜 After another late night watching the World Cup, public service workers still showed up this morning. They show up for our communities every single day, despite the challenges they face. It's time government showed up for them too.

*shakes my unfeasibly small bladder*

Listening to @totallyshow.bsky.social today and they were talking about how humble Haaland looked when he was beating the drum after the Norway game I know we watch him every week but that's like his USP The guy is the most humble and normal global superstar you could ever wish to meet

What a player Nico O'Reilly is From 21 appearances in 24/25 53(!!!) appearances last season Now playing a starring role for England at a World Cup The stuff dreams are made of

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It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.

What's the fuckibg problem? I'm certain football is played during thunderstorms in the UK I get why they might not want people to stay in those open stadia in the US, but the Azteca? Is it so that the US isn't shown up as being an oddity?

Ah mate

Does Neymar not realise that he looks like a massive knob doing that?

Despite Haaland's two goals, Nyland was man of the match

It’s really mental how every football commentator seems to have never seen Haaland play football before. Lads, he largely does fuck all, then scores quite a few goals. There is quite a large body of evidence to back this up. No need to sound surprised that he’s barely touched the ball.

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We are witnessing football royalty

Stay humble, eh?

Did Haaland just do those couple of one-twos to get his touch numbers up? 😂

That pen was the worst stuttering balls up since Gareth Gates shagged Jordan

The rig I'm on has put up first aid guides that were made with AI. Wouldn't bother with CPR there, would be more concerned by the fact is head isn't connected to his body

Greatest country on earth, best people, dominators of the world…

Baptism record at Manchester Cathedral offers insight into Black Mancunian life in Georgian-era England

I fucking *adore* pizza It is the food of the Gods But who actually loves it enough to spend TWO GRAND!!! on a pizza oven ?

You've got to admit that this French press is pretty amazing

Is Kylian Mbappe French for wet lettuce?

really do not want to sleep while everyone watches the England game on Monday but also really do not want to stay up til past 3am to watch the England game on Monday, ideally will be able to come up with a secret third thing at some point in the next 72 hours

Never be afraid to admit you're still learning 🫶

First time I've actually noticed that the clock keeps going during the hydration break

How the fuck is that not a penalty?

Wearing that jaw guard is ridiculous enough in itself, but to put your squad number on it is outrageous

Has Haaland been taking finishing tips from Savinho?

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As opposed to The Telegraph, which wants to go back to the 1930s or 1950s

What would be the net difference of selling Savinho and buying Vini Jr do we reckon?

Not heard a speech like that in a very long time. It’s as though the culture wars and social media never existed.

I need some time to properly go through and digest this Burnham speech But on the face of it... PHWOAR!!

He must be bloody loaded as well the big twerp. Andy Burnham should bring in a special tax just on him.

Can we democratise surgery while we are at it? Those pesky surgeons have ringfenced it for too long!

Erm... #WorldCup2026

Probably going to be used for asylum seekers 🤬😡😤

Just reading about this "bare knuckle fighter" from the Jet2 flight FAFO of the highest order

I hope all you fucking Weather Whingers are please with yourselves