Given that the cliche goes "It's only half time" for a two-legged affair And we are two nil up from the first leg Are we fucked tomorrow night?

AI obviously can't do UK road signs I can't believe the prompt didn't include "Ensure the lampposts have ragged Union flags hanging from them"

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.' Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

How class is having a #Drink on a Friday night?

Essential national infrastructure is a national security issue: private capital, beholden to shareholders, shouldn't be in control of basic utilities, any more than we would want this for the judiciary or the armed forces.

Scenes!

Are Mateo Kovacic, John Stones and Kalvin Phillips all just living on an island together somewhere?

'Share' if you're proudly anti hunt!

How objectively fucking funny is it that someone who is an (allegedly) homophobic man is called "Gay-he"? It's like He-Man's even camper cousin or something

The rags are getting pumped today aren't they? Cup final hangover

Semenyo is going to be fucking brilliant isn't he?

Beer, homemade calzone and Fallout on the telly Bliss

Fuck off

The Paddies are back...

The Ice Tits Descendeth...

Trying to fight the overwhelming urge to draw a jizzing shaft above this W

Imagine going back to the late 90's and telling our younger selves that 25 years later we'd be demanding refunds for away CL games having won 17 trophies over a ten year period including 4 titles in a row, a treble, and a 100 point season. It is utterly absurd what we are now.

Could we not have just put the demented prick in a room full of actors and had the real conference next door?

I wonder if last night's performance had anything to do with it being in the Arctic circle on a plastic pitch? Not much was made of it pre-match but it makes you think 🤔

That's a terrifying lack of self awareness

Never has the nonsensical phrase "A bag of wank" been more appropriate

What's Donnarumma moaning at the ref for?

Hand splint F.C.

We're doing a reverse Feyenoord!

How many subs are you allowed to make at once?

I'm not a big fan of xG but it's games like this where it gives an accurate picture You can have all the possession you want but if you're not threatening the goal, it's pointless

If only our right back's heat map didn't look like this, eh?

Handball!!!

We'll follow you everywhere! 🎶

Fair fucks to any blues that have travelled tonight What an away fixture to be at

Citeh

Pep really doesn't rate Marmoush, eh?

At least we all get to get on the #cans early tonight, eh lads?

Number 15 centre half is it.

What are you going to tariff for us, Yanks? Your aerosol cheese and cars without steering? Fuck off.

Ok surprised I haven't (yet) seen anyone calling for Semenyo to be sold

This has been shit but the amount of people on here saying players aren't good enough, when they were praising the exact same players when we were winning games is ridiculous

That's why Pep said he's a midfielder

Wow, that was a shit goal to concede

This needs RAN or N'OR on. Ake to CB and Khus to RB No pace in the full back positions at all

Nearly 2 yrs after Jim Ratcliffe’s investment and big promises, #MUFC are still miles off it. 2 yrs of going round in circles, frankly. Talk of emulating #MCFC (& hiring a fleet of ex #MCFC staff) felt galling to #MUFC fans. But far more galling if it doesn’t work www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...

YCNMIU. Not even 24 hours later and the same thing is a goal😆

Well done, boys. Good process

Well done, boys. Good process

Oh shit.

Warra bender Good effort, fella

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

That's gold stake completed on the first three decks of Balatro Time well spent

I was just reading an article and came across a photographer whose name I hadn’t heard before Genuinely almost spat my coffee out www.willyspiller.com