Shampanyah. youtu.be/0vuOnVNiYtg?...

Turns out you can just replace the chair cylinder with one that's several inches shorter if your office chair sits too high.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

OPERATION LET'S KILL A BUNCH OF SCHOOLGIRLS TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT WE RAPED A BUNCH OF SCHOOLGIRLS

I'm furious at every single person who put this man back in office.

American Evangelicals love Israel the same way a farmer loves his herd of sheep. They're fattening it up for the grand sacrifice to bootstrap the rapture.

It's almost darkly funny that Hegseth spent yesterday shaking down the Boy Scouts over trans kids and publicly feuding with a chatbot company, knowing full well that he was about to throw us into World War III hours later.

Mass death it the heart and soul of evangelical Christianity. Jesus hasn't come yet to take them all to Heaven, so they're trying to force his hand.

free note to everyone: you can just say we shouldn’t be bombing Iran rather than pretending this would be fine if Trump explained himself better

I approach this with the same energy as when a man who passes me on the sidewalk comments that I should smile more. I am under no obligation to perform in a way that aligns with anyone's expectations.

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

"Move fast and break things" doesn't land rovers on Mars.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Why would anyone go to the White House when they can meet Flavor Flav

Congratulations everyone

Powerful #earthquake with a magnitude of M7.1 offshore north of #Borneo a few minutes ago. #Malaysia Here's the seismic signal of my Raspishake seismometer 12 mins after origin time in Herne, Germany, which is 10700 km away from the epicenter! 🧪⚒️ #geology @raspishake.bsky.social

Kraft macaroni and cheese, Del Monte peas, and canned tuna "casserole"

i say let them do it. if i were a senate democrat i would relish the opportunity to let the country know that republicans don't think you should vote if you are a married woman www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/u...

Omg, yes, YES!

I need this for reasons

I LOVE IT

Chicago goths. You know who you are.

I want one of these so badly.

Now it can (again) be told: We had a tagline for DART: “66 million years ago, an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs. In 2022, Earth strikes back”. Everybody loved it except some (1-whimsical) NASA folks, so it was never officially adopted. It did sneak into some things, though…

Info on the NEO Surveyor mission: science.nasa.gov/mission/neo-...

As one who still held out a bit of hope for Modified Newtonian Dynamics rather than particle-based Dark Matter, I think this result has put the last nail in MOND's coffin.

I have a reminder on my phone to regularly check my car for peanuts – I like to eat trail mix for breakfast on my way to the office, but often one rogue peanut will leap from my mouth and tumble below my seat, never to be found again.

This unofficial patch for the NEO Surveyor project that my husband brought home from work is sending me.

Always Back Up Your Shit

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Good luck getting your fire-destroyed house rebuilt.

Me singing to the tune of "Cool Night" by Paul Davis as I put on my bra: 🎵 It's gonna be a boob fight 🎶

President Bush

There isn't a structure standing in California that was not touched by brown hands, and incentives to compel white Americans to pick up a hammer are going to fail.

The shit hasn't hit the fan yet in the Palisades/Eaton fires area, where 16,000 structures were destroyed. On top of competing with everyone else for design professionals and tariff-inflated construction materials, rebuild families will find the lack of labor breathtaking.

Years ago I was obsessed with these Antarctic "tulips"-eventually learned they were TUNICATES, Molgula pedunculata #tunicateTuesday Such crazy lookin' things! www.researchgate.net/publication/...

I'll go down a 2-foot-diameter 100-foot-deep boring (and I have many times) but I won't stand that close to an erupting volcano.

I'm sure we've all seen the graphic that lays out the United States ' relationship with slavery. It's good, but I never thought it was quite impactful enough. So I made my own. I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history. 1 square = 1 year.

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

The fact that these sentences always end with "... which we will cram with more work for them" and not "... so we moved to a four-day workweek" really illustrate the hollowness of some AI evangelists' promises that AI will deliver us to some kind of post-work utopia.

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

"This article contains 72% of material that we scraped to train our AI, so it's obviously AI." Pattern recognition at its finest.

I don’t understand women. I don’t understand men either. My neurologist says it’s aphasia. I have no idea what she’s talking about.

Our government has armed and turned loose on the population the types of men that our children have been trained to fear and hide from under tables and in closets during active shooter drills.

Say something nice about someone today: @psingletary.com is one of the nicest people on blue sky dot app.

I was explaining to my husband the other day that the reason I don't like Times New Roman is because it's kiki.

This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)