Billy Joel needs to add fascism, AI plague, energy crisis, and Super El Niño to that damned song.

77M hateful assholes who were angry about being expected to treat non-white, non-male, non-evangelical, non-gender-conforming people as equals, voted for a megalomaniac who is going to end up killing hundreds of millions of people all over the world. youtu.be/OU-nDL7lDt8?...

The Feds can try to end Bluesky as a communication and organizing tool for the political opposition, but they're too late. We've already blocked each other so hard no one has any idea what's going on.

Them: "think of the children!!!!" Me: omg yes you are so right. we should abolish child prisons, stop funding militaries that slaughter children, ensure every child has access to medical care and healthy food, provide mental health counselors in schoo-- Them: NO WE MEAN CENSOR THE INTERNET!!!

Nuh uh. Not gonna fall for that one. Next you're gonna make "Your Stripper Name is Your Mother's Maiden Name and The Street You Grew Up On" viral again.

I have not once regretted injecting ad blocking into every aspect of my life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCaN...

Law of Large Numbers out there catching strays

the irony is that there are many journalists who are threatened and killed for their work globally, except they don’t overlap at all with the people willing to attend the MAGA White House correspondent’s dinner

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

The Bluesky app is doing that thing again where it scrolls all the way to the top of the feed if you happen to open an image.

No, Salt Bae, I don't want you to season my meal with salt crystals that have tumbled down your hairy, sweaty forearm. Pretty sure that's a health code violation.

It's interesting which pedophiles the New York Times will protect with all of their heart and soul in which they will hang out to dry. I wonder what the difference could possibly be.

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Nature is healing.

You can add this blocklist to the uBlock Origin extension and it removes pretty much all GenAI features from most things! Would highly recommend. github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

drafting my unhinged manifesto

It is poignant that Alex Jones has been defeated on this holy day of our Most Exalted Herbal Supplement.

On this day in 2019, I witnessed one of the coolest things ever. A lenticular cloud lit-up by a setting sun over the Perito Morena Glacier in Argentina.

They don’t all look alike. Checkmate, racists.

Interesting when a partly-baked treatise of warmed-over white supremacy talks about defending "the west" when it repudiates the best things the west has done or laid claim to in the last 300+ years -- pluralism, equality, personal liberty -- and seeks to pervert and subvert them with neofeudalism.

One reason (among many) that you would ask a contractor to come to your house for a quote is so you can make damned sure they are not driving a Swasticar.

My body is not a temple. It's a drilled boring backfilled with the ground-up chunks of my excavated innards.

Happy 80th birthday, Tim Curry.

Just another feature they will force you to subscribe to eventually. youtu.be/LODKrNN4duE?...

Won't be long before long pork is on the menu.

Come get my sour takes and bad puns, you filth-eating monster.

I love me some Scottish landslide crumbly bits.

A stunning melding of palaeontology and mineralogy (well mineraloid-ology) in this opalized plesiosaur vertebra. Isn’t it gorgeous? #FossilFriday #GeoscienceBluesky ⚒️🧪

Changing my name to Spam Risk and pushing it to every contact in my phone.

Nobody asked me for *my* permission.

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard

I must admit—proactively, before any head of state feels compelled to announce it publicly—that I have been, alas, weak on colonialism. There’s only so much one brown man can do. My apologies, and thank you for your attention to this matter.

"My prepared in advance statement denying misconduct has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my prepared in advance statement!"

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

"the crew is in excellent shape" in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...

Pineapple pizza is superior to all other pizza.

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I keep telling you people that tectonic plates are REAL PLATES.

Bluesky went down for an hour, and I accidentally finished all my Monday work. Now I’m just sitting here, waiting for something else to break and reconsidering my life choices.

God is on my side. [dies] God just needed another angel.

This is poetry.

Geology has cool words, like vitrophyre.

People just don't understand how hard it is to keep lead out of literally everything. I know I have a hard time keeping lead out of my coffee in the morning, and I can't imagine how hard it is for other people to keep lead out of their toothpaste, ketchup, and kombucha. It's a constant struggle.

I feel so seen. youtu.be/nMN22KblIbc?...

Im done with diapirs #rockybrained

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I mean, honestly, what is more cyberpunk than being trans?

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me