So Epstein and Maxwell trafficked little girls as young as 14. This is a well established fact. But what I wanna know is, WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL OF THOSE LITTLE GIRLS' PARENTS?

i got my followers the old-fashioned way (I started a cult)

My husband would drink this.

If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper? by Larry Summers

Rodney King Riot Videos Reveal a Lost Los Angeles

Exclusive Predator Club Mourned By Those Who Prospered By Protecting It

"Download hi-res photo" Nah, I'm good.

Pluribus is so good?? It’s like if the X-Files and The Good Place had an extremely upsetting but darkly funny baby

"Remember when gay people were marginalized to the extent that the GOP hoped AIDS would wipe them out? Anyway, identity politics today have gone too far, says me, a gay man."

The first and last photos of Jean Louise “Scout” Keesey. We miss her terribly.

Goon a movie Dog Day Aftergoon

Dude, I'm standing right here. www.sciencealert.com/neanderthals...

Except my Potty Emergency from being startled by your alarm!

Am I the only one frustrated that iOS 26 doesn't show the last name of the person you are texting in the iMessage contact card? Why do I have to click through to the Contacts app to see this? Hey Apple: maybe lose the liquid ass bubble shit and use that space for useful shit like LAST NAMES.

she dropped a Reverse Groucho Marx on him

Cheap motels worsen my irritable towel syndrome.

Birds migrating east for the winter because climate change

I was joking when I said that the reason Gavin Newsom was blocking MediCal for covering Ozempic is because he knows people will be losing weight anyway because of the loss of SNAP benefits, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. calmatters.org/commentary/2...

"I am interested in your subject matter but your levity is a turnoff. And you should smile more."

Fellow seismologists, we're going to get a lot of mileage out of the latest @xkcd.com

I was joking when I said that the reason Gavin Newsom was blocking MediCal for covering Ozempic is because he knows people will be losing weight anyway because of the loss of SNAP benefits, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. calmatters.org/commentary/2...

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

"I'm sorry, but this church is a profit-generating, tax-exempt vibe machine that exploits the human tendency to confuse correlation with causation. I'm afraid we can't help you."

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

The world is crazy right now. Hug the ones you love.

I wish I could subscribe to a service that delivers one (1) serving of candy corn daily so I can pace myself

Democratic Rep. Yassamin Ansari was outside Mike Johnson's office today holding up a sign that read: "Mike Johnson is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein files. CHANGE MY MIND."

I mean, sure, you have nothing to eat, but at least Elon is doing to be a trillionaire.

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

Trump hates America

you know that place smells like a sour Yankee Candle store

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

REMEMBER, if you are in line to vote in the New York City elections NO YOU ARE NOT you are On Line

Call ATT to cancel a line: AUTOMATED VOICE: You can cancel online! ONLINE: No! You need to call our CSR dept to cancel! CSR after an hour on hold: [cancels only after I tell him why I want to cancel; keeps upselling me even after I repeatedly say no; relents after I say I need to ask my husband]

so many time zones in my house

In a World Series between an American and Canadian team, the real winner is Japan.

Maybe I want to see MORE of the posts I downvote.

those poops, tho

Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S. They have asked folks to reach out to them at [email protected] to coordinate support. The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

You have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. But first, you need to make your own bootstraps out of strips of your own flesh that you've soaked in your own suffering and then tanned under the scorching, withering gaze of those who were handed everything.

Hills Upon Which I Often Die: • Oxford Commas • Em Dashes • Single Spaces Between Sentences With Variable-Width Fonts

Lack of resources is the number one driving factor of crime. And there are private prisons in this country that love government money and free (slave) labor.

I, too, like to mark my skin permanently with meaningless symbology.

Where the fuck do these guys think the value underpinning the dollar comes from?

First day of first undergrad geology class, professor says, "Congratulations! You are now all geologists."