And now the flood mitigation guy tells us he thinks the flooring under the basement carpet is asbestos tile. I just want to crawl into a hole and die.

Woke up to 2 inches of standing water in the basement, so it's safe to say my day is going GREAT.

I just did a presentation for work for 50 people, ran in to network issues in the middle, and managed to only cry on the *inside*. Please clap

Fettuccine alfredo is gross and so is its cousin, macaroni and cheese

If you're an only child and ever wondered how petty siblings can be to one another, I present: "ate one eye off of each of his brother's peeps."

Can confirm that it's 💞 😙👌💞

The wait is over! A Fine Line, my debut contemporary rivals-to-lovers romance novel, is out today!! Think Leslie Knope’s city council run in Parks and Recreation and the banter and teasing of Josh and Donna’s relationship in The West Wing! Head here for your copy! #romancelandia #booksky

I've never posted a GoFundMe before (seriously, not once) but I'll personally vouch for this one. It's a little neighborhood group trying to keep seven Minnesotan families from getting evicted tomorrow. If you can help, please help; if you can share, please share. www.gofundme.com/f/support-sa...

There's a guy on TikTok that does selfie vids saying "I feel happy. I feel healthy. I'm a human being," in a way that makes it seem like the last part isn't *quite* true but he's trying desperately to convince himself, & I think he's actually an escaped @jennalevine.bsky.social character.

A FINE LINE ARC GIVEAWAY!! I wanted to share the love! I will be annotating this copy (please enjoy my love notes and silly stick figure drawings), so not only will the winner be receiving the FIRST print copy of my book, but it will be a one-of-a-kind copy as well! #romancelandia #booksky #reylo

hey so there’s currently a save the hunt for ben solo truck driving around NYC, blasting “I need a hero”. 😉🦋 #TheHuntForBenSolo

Excellent auroral activity tonight in East TN 😍😍😍

Out-of-pocket costs for the level of care he needs exceed $40k per year. Please consider giving to or sharing his GFM; any contribution helps. gofund.me/dba85c94c

Fun Fact! There is actually a Medicaid program that lets people like Gerald "buy-in", where he would essentially pay an insurance premium like with traditional health insurance, & be eligible for coverage again. But since Medicaid is administered by the states and TN hasn't opted in, he can't. (3/?)

All because he got a full-time job. If he stopped working? Medicaid would cover him again, which is absolute 🐴💩. The services that he needs are not covered under his employer-sponsored health insurance; Medicaid is the only choice besides paying out-of-pocket (2/?)

This is my friend Gerald that John Stamos is talking about here. Gerald is an instructor at MTSU, a disability advocate, and all-around cool dude. He is also quadriplegic and was just kicked off Medicaid, losing coverage for healthcare he needs to LIVE (1/2) www.instagram.com/reel/DQsV9MB...

This is my friend Gerald that John Stamos is talking about here. Gerald is an instructor at MTSU, a disability advocate, and all-around cool dude. He is also quadriplegic and was just kicked off Medicaid, losing coverage for healthcare he needs to LIVE (1/2) www.instagram.com/reel/DQsV9MB...

Gerald dedicates his life to helping others, but now he faces a tough challenge. W/O home health care, he risks losing his independence & his job. Every donation counts and can make a difference. Please consider contributing or sharing his story to help gofund.me/c231fe7d6

So, which one of us hired a 🛫 to save #TheHuntForBenSolo ?

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 #BringBackBenSolo 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

i am so beyond floored, guys!!!! and so excited to announce that my debut novel MISCLICK will be published with @berkleypub.bsky.social in early 2027!!!!!

After 2 hours of agonizing labor, you're finally here. Welcome to the world, my son! ❤️

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

Can’t believe I finally get to share this incredible, humbling, dream-come-true news! 🤩🥹🎉

My son took up beekeeping 2 years ago(yay!) He's 12, & hive boxes are HEAVY (boo!) Dad or I provide the 💪 when he works with his bees, & we get to spend time one-on-one with him (yay!) Today was my turn. We had to do a lot. 🐝 were so PISSED. I'm soaking in a cold bath nursing 20 stings (boo!)

I love the preorder art @lilithsaur.bsky.social did for ROAD TRIP WITH A VAMPIRE so much 😭🥰 Thrilled that this will be available to everyone who preorders through @parnassusbooks.bsky.social by Sept 9!

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

I animated the infamous rain scene from the 2005 Pride and Prejudice film but set in Ach-to where Kylo professes his love to Rey as he basically did in the events of TLJ (And made it Lego). youtu.be/EjFYptxBosc?... #reylo #prideandprejudice #rianjohnson #thelastjedi #fananimation #legostarwars

Who knew an entire generation of novelists (and now a movie) would be spawned by the failure of two mediocre white men to create a satisfying ending?

Daddy Issues is a romance between a 20-something who has failed to launch and her new neighbor, an older single dad. He manages a Chili’s. (hello @chilis.bsky.social ) www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/741928...

Let’s be clear: ICE injured and detained the president of SEIU California for peacefully observing. ICE picked the wrong side. The wrong state. The wrong person. and the wrong union. David Huerta stood up. And now 750,000 SEIU workers are standing up behind him. seiuca.org/press-releas...

If you feel more comfortable giving through an organization, Rebuilding Alliance has a program right now that is targeting aid to malnourished children in Gaza. They have two matching grants right now. gazagivingcart.org/product/wc-d...

Sorry, Citgo Employees, but I'll do what I want #Merica 🇺🇸💪🦅 #QuestionablyMoist is my new band name

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/su...

My friend went to lunch with her boyfriend and ran into Warwick Davis and I'm high-key jealous, ngl

Hi friends! I have a little GoFundMe going, to help pay Silas’ day camp fees. Please only donate if you have the means; if you could share the link, I’d be so grateful. 💕 gofund.me/b6e3a141

Love waking up to an earthquake 🫨

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

Straight white men really *will* try anything except therapy, huh?

the speed at which these guys have broken everything has given a lot of folks who should know better the impression that they are an unstoppable force and the only option is to negotiate the terms of surrender just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

running america like a business specifically means like sears or toys r us or red lobster or radioshack or kmart or joann or party city or payless shoe source or the limited or brookstone or envision healthcare or a&p or sports authority or vice media or tgi fridays or true value or rjr nabisco or

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs