please tell me Depeche Mode is getting royalties for this

Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE https://store.theonion.com/products/sinister-minnesotans-t-shirt?variant=44569654984773

nothing else comes close sorry

I didn't expect to end 2025 obsessed with a show about hockey players half my age and that total lack of foresight is on me.

What do you even say but thank you?

🐀🐀 And having a marvelous time in Paris!

Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌

... oh my god

I am currently reading 'My Roommate is a Vampire' by @jennalevine.bsky.social and it is like medicine for my frazzled soul. I just thought everyone should know because maybe I'm not the only one who feels like they're living in a dumpster fire, and maybe you need this book too.

oh my god we all know he's in the files so please, for the love of Pete, Republican Party, can we please get this over with

If you are also a scientist, sure. If you aren't, like these guys, you should probably shut the fuck up and let the people whose opinions matter talk.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...

We just REALLY REALLY REALLY have to fucking vote

would have liked this kind of energy a year ago tbqh!!!!! but I mean hey it's great to have it now, at least

So Disney hates money? I guess???

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Reylo Mail Call!! Got my copy of @jennalevine.bsky.social ‘s Road Trip With A Vampire AND @afterblossom.bsky.social ‘s Rabbitlo Mail!! It’s going to be a GREAT DAY!

For the release of @jennalevine.bsky.social 's new book a witchy and vampire Kermits

@jennalevine.bsky.social’s books looking pretty good on my shelf! (Don’t worry I also buy the audiobook.)

Thank you @jennalevine.bsky.social I cannot wait to sink my fangs into your new book 🧙‍♀️🧛‍♀️🚗💨

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

Remember that authoritarians have ZERO sense of humor. About anything.

I love the preorder art @lilithsaur.bsky.social did for ROAD TRIP WITH A VAMPIRE so much 😭🥰 Thrilled that this will be available to everyone who preorders through @parnassusbooks.bsky.social by Sept 9!

Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.

Not a Swiftie, but my god let people enjoy things. Believe it or not it is possible to be deeply concerned about world events AND find joy in life where you can all at the same time.

Today might be rough, so take this musical cat. youtu.be/7-GGm689idE

Just got the best package ever from @oliviawrites.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

we don't deserve Mel Brooks

What a day to have blocked 99% of the internet because I'm at a writing retreat, whew

My unicorn flash piece, "This, too, is magic," is out now in @plotthoundmag.bsky.social ! Huge thanks to @thaisibir.bsky.social for bringing this story out into the world. Friendship is magic, motherfuckers. I hope you'll check it out! ✨ plotthoundmag.com/issues/ ✨ Art by www.kristy-serpa.com

ROAD TRIP WITH A VAMPIRE is now up on NetGalley for those who are into that kind of thing 😍 🧛. www.netgalley.com/catalog/book... I’ve included a an AO3 tag sheet and a trope graphic for those who would like to learn more about what the book is about 😊

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more

When history books are written about this moment in time, the nine of you will be remembered as having rolled right over for tyranny.

Every March 14, I remember how the first thing this one very cute boy in a bar ever said to me was "I've memorized Pi out to fifty decimal places." (Reader, I married him.)

Primary them. Primary them all.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Real talk though I am obsessed with this show

#SEVERANCE: mr. milchick, bring me a dream

Happy Valentine’s Day from my vampires to yours 💕🧛

Skeeting this nearly 5-year-old (!) illustration into the bluesky in honor of ❤️ Valentine’s Day ❤️ #reyloart #thelastjedi #romancenovel

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

save us from ourselves, giant earth monster

happy Girl Scout cookie season to all who celebrate