Crosseyed Noli
@crosseyednoli.bsky.social
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Lap cat of
#AltGov
. Proud member of
#AltFam
. Accidental elected official.
And yet it might just heal America.
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about 16 hours ago
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Councilor Candace Avalos
about 22 hours ago
The Keep Portland Housed put $9 million toward rent assistance, and half of that is flowing out into our communities starting THIS WEEK! Call 211, visit 211.org, or see the list of community-based organizations in the slides to see how you can access help with rent.
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H O W L I N G
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about 21 hours ago
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Pokin
2 days ago
Gender is a tremendous continuum. Nothing binary about it. Nature supplies all sorts of possible mixtures, “gender” being one of them. Happy Pride Month!
#pride
#nooneisbinary
🧵 -
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He just can’t let her go…
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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield
4 days ago
What *is* the Constitution? We’re launching a 5-part series, leading up to July 4, exploring this question – what the Constitution is, how it impacts our daily lives, and the role we each play in keeping it alive. So what is the Constitution? In short: it’s our country’s foundational rulebook.
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Data Bear 🏳️🌈
5 days ago
Vote, goddamn it.
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Absolutely underrated film.
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7 days ago
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Get that fucker back here!
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8 days ago
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Oh, THIS
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9 days ago
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💥💥💥
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10 days ago
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Oh, ffs- is this about getting his hair wet?
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12 days ago
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Spencer Ackerman
12 days ago
No it the fuck was not.
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Lucky!
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13 days ago
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I love this.
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Long read, and worth every minute.
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John Scalzi
14 days ago
"I'm really angry that this scifi writer whose work was stolen to train a probability machine that depletes water tables and raises electricity prices and is accelerating the transfer of wealth and capital toward men who actively hate other humans doesn't like 'AI," what a lack of vision they have"
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I know this to be true (multiple times over.)
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jamelle
14 days ago
Abrego Garcia should apply for compensation from the weaponization fund
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
14 days ago
This weekend: FAMILY FUN FOOD DANGER
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Vote these fuckers out.
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15 days ago
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Alt CDC (they/them)
16 days ago
💉 Did you know, if you live in or are traveling to a measles outbreak area, your baby can receive the measles vaccine as early as 6 months❓ Babies under 12 mo are at highest risk for severe disease from measles. Early vaccination provides critical protection during outbreaks.
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Measles Prevention and Control Implementation
Please use this page to implement practices in your office to prevent and control measles spread. You’ll find details about measles vaccination recommendations, a sample, customizable measles policy, and tips to help implement it in your office.
https://www.aap.org/en/patient-care/measles/measles-prevention-and-control-implementation/
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Alt CDC (they/them)
18 days ago
Let’s talk about One Health - the idea that human health, animal health, and the environment are interconnected. 🙋♀️🐭🐷🐓🌳🌍 A disease outbreak in animals can become a human outbreak. Environmental hazards like water pollution can affect food, wildlife, and communities. Climate impacts all of it. 🧵1/5
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Andrea Junker
19 days ago
Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
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The Popehat Fits Fine
19 days ago
I MEAN HOW CAN YOU MAKE A STORMTROOPER BLACK, THAT’S JUST HISTORICALLY INACCURATE. YES IT IS HISTORY BECAUSE IT’S A LONG TIME AGO, DIPSHIT. STORMTROOPERS STAND AROUND AND ARE BAD SHOTS AND KILL UNCLES AND AUNTS THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING WHITE TO ME OKAY
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
20 days ago
Like
@mychal3ts.bsky.social
writes, “The library is always here for you." That's why we're committed to being here for our libraries. This year, we're adding $31.7 million in permanent, baseline funding to our city's three library systems so they can better serve New Yorkers.
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Pokin
20 days ago
This documentary about how our agencies have been dismantled by the Felon and DOGE is nominated for an EMMY!! You gotta watch and share. Please. Everyone needs to understand how bad this is for us.
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emily s.
21 days ago
i just assumed the pirate flag *implied* bisexuality
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Keith Rosson
21 days ago
THEY'RE GIVING AWAY TWENTY-FIVE COPIES OF CRONE OVER AT GOODREADS, HEYOOOOO!
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John Scalzi
22 days ago
Wonder if this will ever make it to the US
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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At last, a pill that can prevent COVID after exposure to infected people
Drug arrives years after pandemic’s peak, but could still offer protection to vulnerable populations.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-01546-0?linkId=61870217
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲
22 days ago
If you are a supervisor in your government job & you find that a worker made a social media post on their own time, on their private account within their 1A rights, no you didn't. Investigations into legal activities are a waste of time & resources. That's complying in advance. Knock it off.
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QRP with the doctors you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
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25 days ago
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Brooke
25 days ago
Misogyny will kill us all and that's exactly how
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27 days ago
Skater Girls of Ethiopia
#WomensArt
🛹 (Photo S. Tanna)
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Bree is Romancing the Vote!
about 1 month ago
I have heard so many well-meaning people say about their own pain "I just don't want to put so many extra chemicals in my body" as if this is some situation where suffering will do less harm in the long term. It won't!!! If you can't make your own brain chemicals, store bought are fine!!!!
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CZEdwards
about 1 month ago
Caregiving is female, it is VASTLY undercompensated, and every government agency and male taxpayer benefits from women’s unpaid and underpaid work. Caregiving is a Feminist Issue, it’s an equality issue, it’s an equal justice issue, and it’s a racial justice issue.
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America's millennial daughters are sacrificing their careers to care for aging boomer parents
Unpaid caregiving costs the average American woman $295,000 in lost wages and retirement savings over a lifetime, jeopardizing her financial future.
https://www.businessinsider.com/millennial-daughters-boomer-parents-career-savings-penalty-2026-4
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Needy Amin 🤣🤣🤣
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about 1 month ago
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Pokin
about 1 month ago
Call your congresspeople and make sure FEMA disaster relief fund gets funded fully. It’s critical. If you ever need them,
#FEMA
can help and they are the BEST at it, but only if they have the $ to do so.
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Senator Ron Wyden
about 1 month ago
This ruling amounts to a nationwide abortion ban. Mifepristone is safe, full stop. This isn’t about science and protecting women, it’s a calculated plot by Republicans obsessed with controlling the private health care decisions of women in America.
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LSW
about 1 month ago
Happy Workers Day! Without you, nothing happens. It’s a good thing to remember whenever you feel the powerlessness created by those who want to steal yours.
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Shrew
about 1 month ago
Amazing to trust self reports, and then impugn the cognitive function of the people you asked to fill out the self report with no further questions Anyway it's not like this will be used to change policy, just imply that some people deserve cognitive impairment bc they couldn't afford vegetables
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RebelFema
about 1 month ago
The house just cannot seem to do its job. You know what else is included in that bill to fund
#FEMA
, TSA, and Coast Guard? A $26 billion replenishment of the disaster relief fund. What exactly is the disaster relief fund? I’m glad you asked. 🧵🧵🧵
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House may scrap DHS funding bill, likely extending agency’s shutdown
House Speaker Mike Johnson argued the Senate’s bill includes “problematic language” that would “orphan” the agency’s immigration operations.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/04/27/house-immigration-funding-dhs-shutdown/
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LSW
about 1 month ago
I found this article referred to me by
@pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social
to be the most reasonable. It’s free of the current hyperbolic style of reporting, making me long for this theme in future journalism.
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A quick analysis of last night's shooting
So far, it appears the system worked as intended.
https://www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/a-quick-analysis-of-last-night-s-shooting
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David Slack
about 1 month ago
That photo is fake.
bsky.app/profile/pbum...
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Just finished
@justinhocking.bsky.social
’s A Field Guide To The Subterranean- absolutely gorgeous writing.
about 1 month ago
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This brings me joy.
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about 1 month ago
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jenny tightpants
about 1 month ago
if you could detect transness in the womb couldn't you simply assign the baby the correct gender once it's born
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darth™️
about 2 months ago
infowars the official news service for blue sky is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh
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Brilliant!
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about 2 months ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 2 months ago
If Dems retake either house, they must launch an investigation into this. There's no easier way to highlight the corruption of this era and to establish that Dems are committed to fighting it. Pretty sure
@wyden.senate.gov
and Maxine Waters would be the chairs to do it.
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