Crosseyed Noli
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Lap cat of
#AltGov
. Proud member of
#AltFam
. Accidental elected official.
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Jared Yates Sexton
about 7 hours ago
Sometimes, when things are rough and the world feels heavy, it helps to imagine a future where we have crushed these sons of bitches and are left to the actual business of constructing a world that we deserve and is fundamentally kind and good.
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A rare moment of honesty.
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😷 it’s only Wednesday 😷
about 8 hours ago
If we had been supporting Ukraine and learning from them, we would understand that war fighting has changed. We should be building drone factories not ICE prisons.
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Expand the Court.
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about 8 hours ago
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The party of family values tortures kids. (Trans adults will be next.)
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about 14 hours ago
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Does Forbes think they are related? 🤨
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Kevin Nguyen
5 days ago
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
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Brent Terhune
3 days ago
Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela. How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says
At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...
https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260228-us-israeli-strike-on-iranian-school-kills-more-than-50-students-state-media-says
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲
8 days ago
Civil Servants Demand Impeachment of Russell Vought Feds, state, and all citizens are asked to sign the form below. Vought is wrecking your gov from the inside out. Help us stand against him & bring accountability to those subverting the Constitution.
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Civil Servants Demand: Impeach Russell Vought
The Office of Management and Budget Director Russell Vought is the central architect driving the destruction of your government. Russell Vought created lawlessness in every part of the Trump administ...
https://actionnetwork.org/forms/civil-servants-demand-impeachment-of-russell-vought/
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Beyond Blonde©
3 days ago
Good for Radiohead.
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Silvia Secchi
4 days ago
The parallels between the ICE concentration camps and confined animal feeding operations go beyond the visuals. Both are places of sickness and terrible conditions. How we are treating human and non human creatures in this country is in beyond repellent - so many things are so wrong.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil
4 days ago
The Trump/Mamdani dynamic works because they can each sell it to their bases as a successful power play. Trump can show his base these photos and say, look, I put the brown Muslim mayor of NYC in his place and made him lick the boot. Mamdani looks like he's conned the con artist.
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Seamus Blackley
4 days ago
The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.
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Johnny Cans
5 days ago
hey, click here, give any $ you can, help out folks
www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
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Dave Paiz
5 days ago
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed, but sometimes it gets left on a plane.
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Laura Jedeed
5 days ago
Seeing some "fuck Kansas" replies/QTs and while I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment behind the statement, I think a better response would be "fuck, we need to help the people of Kansas" If anyone knows a good way to do that, please put it in the comments and I will amplify
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Fuck those motherfuckers.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰
6 days ago
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D.
7 days ago
No doubt about it, today’s State of the Union will be full of lies and denial about the state of our country. That’s why I’m hosting a town hall during the address to hear directly from Oregonians instead.
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This happens *every* time I try to open a DM. What gives,
@support.bsky.team
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲
8 days ago
Please research Kessler Syndrome & visit the FCC public comments to voice your disapproval. Space is infinite but the area surrounding earth is very finite.
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9 days ago
Don’t forget
#AltFam
bsky.app/profile/humb...
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CZEdwards
9 days ago
Can’t have an adoption “mission field” without children to steal and rip away from their context and culture. And the rest of the world has wised up to the abusive ways of Evangelical child thieves, so stopped allowing them. They did this last time, too.
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Excellent essay.
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The Oregonian
9 days ago
If you like to ride naked, you are in luck! There will be two naked bike rides in Portland this summer!
https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2026/02/portlands-two-naked-bike-rides-reveal-2026-dates.html
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AltSSA
11 days ago
#AltCitizen
assignment all, call your congresspersons and tell them this is not ok 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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VHAbrainwitch
11 days ago
“Could result in adverse consequences,”
#SecVA
said. I can’t tell you the number of
#veterans
who confided they were afraid to seek treatment -even for debilitating symptoms-out of fear they could lose their incomes.
#SecVa
: making
#vets
’ lives harder & calling it progress. Classic.
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Amid outcry, VA abruptly stops enforcing new disability rating rule
The rule, which had gone into effect without prior notice, was quickly condemned by veterans groups as effectively lowering a veteran’s disability rating.
https://www.stripes.com/veterans/2026-02-19/va-rule-change-evaluative-rating-halted-enforcement-20805900.html
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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield
14 days ago
We just filed argument is the case to prevent ICE agents from engaging in unlawful and unconstitutional behavior in Oregon.
#orpol
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲
14 days ago
While filled with all manner of materials worthy of Trigger Warnings, this data belongs to the American people and the world. It is incomplete to say the least but there's a lot there.
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Epstein Files — Search 293,000+ Declassified Documents
Search 293,000+ declassified Jeffrey Epstein documents — court filings, depositions, FBI interviews, flight logs, and more. Source: U.S. Department of Justice FOIA releases.
https://epsteinsearch.info/?fbclid=Iwb21leAQAYuFjbGNrBABivGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHo0C3nVOoJugHmvH43M5j-lGq_IraXHL5JSsZZdPlyZfdmkKdAJYRX1Bdhng_aem_x-ST7_Ll-kq1ZrNqhgeFvQ
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False herring!
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14 days ago
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Guess what, smartypants? I did.
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15 days ago
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💥💥💥
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17 days ago
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This book is *so* much fun to read.
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17 days ago
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I love this man.
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This.
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Jess Calarco
17 days ago
So much of the rot in this country stems from our failure to fund public goods and regulate private wealth. In that context, people who need your money won't care how terrible you are.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/n...
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Consultants Offered Epstein Access to Top N.Y. Democrats if He Donated
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/nyregion/epstein-donations-democrats-hochul-jeffries.html?unlocked_article_code=1.MFA.Mwmr.4PcXdx_3N_UD&smid=nytcore-android-share
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AltFDA
18 days ago
This morning the FDA sent out a sketch ass email, it covered not talking about what the FDA does, not doing insider trading and not sharing internal emails!!! 😂😂😂💀 to that I say🖕
@hhsofficial.bsky.social
if any of you have questions for Carol Matheis at
[email protected]
(202) 606–2930
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Professor Amanda Sturgill
18 days ago
Hot take: The Superbowl halftime show WAS unifying. Lots of viewers who didn't know much about Puerto Rican culture and history got to maybe understand it a little better. It brought groups of Americans closer. If you think it wasn't unifying, maybe you just didn't like the direction.
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For ten thousand lifetimes.
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Alt US Coast Guard
19 days ago
A systematic review of all research on transgender military members was just published this week. Of course, the conclusion was that trans service members don't undermine readiness. They contribute effectively - stigma and discrimination are the problem.
mendingmedics.com/my-research/
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My Research
ResearchGate profile Google Scholar profile Transgender service in the U.S. military_ A scoping review_Final Accepted ManuscriptDownload
https://mendingmedics.com/my-research/
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲
21 days ago
Homan can get bent. The 1st Amendment allows the right to speak freely and assemble together. Stop criming & there won't be anything to observe.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE)
22 days ago
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
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LSW
23 days ago
Their power is from the money you give them.
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Bryan from Stumptown Savings
24 days ago
Btw, today is $1 day at all
#Portland
area Franz Bakery Outlets. Everything on their clearance wall (from bagels to English muffins, to organic Naked Bread) is just $1 each all day long.
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Emma Evans
24 days ago
Here's the amazing thing folks. Mamdani, while an EXTRAORDINARY human, is not a unique human. This could be our mayor. This could be our representative. This could be our senator or our governor. This could be our President. This is the government we deserve.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲
25 days ago
To report aliens to U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE), call their toll-free hotline at 1-866-DHS-2-ICE (1-866-347-2423). Don't call Space Force. 🫡
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I’m out, then.
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Where “perceptive” means “raging misogyny.”
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